Chapter 727: Shazhu was detained in a dung bucket



When everyone saw Xu Damao go out to check the situation, they put down the urine buckets in their hands.

Liu Haizhong, still somewhat unconvinced, walked to the door and pulled hard, but it really didn't move.

"I can still lie to you, but I can't open it." Yan Fugui said.

"Then what's going on?" Liu Haizhong put his face against the door and looked outside, but saw nothing.

Yan Fugui could only say, "Everyone wait a moment, Xu Damao has gone out to check it out anyway."

Everyone could only chat while waiting for Xu Damao to go and see what was going on.

"Brother Damao, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Lin Tian asked when he saw Xu Damao running towards his home.

"Ah, the gate to the compound is not open. I'll go out and check."

After saying that, Xu Damao didn't stop and ran directly to the side wall of Lin Tian's house.

Lin Tian knew at a glance that Xu Damao was holding his urine, so he did not stop Xu Damao from chatting. After Xu Damao climbed up to the top of the wall, Lin Tian gave him some instructions.

"Be careful."

“Plop!”

Uh, Lin Tian found that it seemed that all his instructions to Xu Damao were in vain as he fell outside the wall.

"Are you okay?" Lin Tian shouted while standing in the yard.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xu Damao even grinned as he spoke outside the wall.

"Oh." Hearing that Xu Damao could still speak, Lin Tian ignored him.

Xu Damao got up from the ground and limped towards the gate, but the fall just now made Xu Damao unable to bear it any longer, so he simply solved it directly at the foot of the wall before leaving the alley.

"Huh..." Xu Damao let out a long sigh, feeling that the pain from the fall just now was not that severe anymore.

Xu Damao limped to the gate and took a look.

"Uncle, I don't know who locked the door." Xu Damao stood at the door and shouted inside.

Yan Fugui suspected that he had heard it wrongly. Xu Damao really did say this, and he was really locked up.

"What?"

"I said, the door was locked." Xu Damao felt that Yan Fugui didn't seem to hear clearly, so he shouted again.

Yan Fugui finally remembered and said, "Da Mao, wait a moment, wait a moment."

After saying that, Yan Fugui ran home in a hurry. When he arrived at the window and door, he found that the lock on the windowsill was gone.

"Jie Cheng, did you see the lock on the windowsill?" Yan Fugui's words were actually nonsense. In fact, he had already made a pretty clear judgment in his mind that someone had taken the lock and locked the door.

"I didn't see it." said the third aunt.

Liu Haizhong also came over at this time and asked, "What's going on?"

Yan Fugui said helplessly: "I don't know who took the lock and locked the door."

Liu Haizhong urged anxiously, "Hurry up and find the key and throw it to Damao. Open the door quickly. I'm almost suffocating."

"This...I'm afraid this won't work." Yan Fugui said stutteringly.

"Why?" Liu Haizhong asked hurriedly.

"Lost." Yan Fugui felt a little embarrassed when talking about this, because he accidentally lost his keys somewhere last year and couldn't find them after searching for a long time.

When they heard that the key was lost, everyone became anxious. They couldn't just not open the door just because the key was lost.

"Don't unlock it." Liu Haizhong said.

Yan Fugui could only nod in agreement, and went home to find some tools to throw to Xu Damao so that Xu Damao could pry open the door lock.

........

After tossing and turning for half the night, Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu sat at the door of someone else's house to look at the stars, and fell asleep unknowingly.

"Hey, what is that?"

Just then the woman of the family came out to empty the urine bucket. No one would have thought that there would be two people lying at the door of their house, so she was tripped and stumbled.

In order to prevent herself from falling down the stairs, the woman subconsciously threw away the urine bucket in her hand.

Sha Zhu was kicked and had just regained consciousness when the woman's urine bucket fell on his head.

Now, even Shazhu has to wake up.

Yi Zhonghai was also shocked by the flying things that came out of the urine bucket, and he woke up instantly when he heard the woman's scream.

“Ahhh….Mmmm…Gurgle…Gurgle…”

Sha Zhu sat up directly, and as a result, the entire urine bucket fell on his head, and Sha Zhu made a series of noises.

"Hiss, ouch."

Yi Zhonghai was startled and subconsciously stood up on his feet, but he couldn't bear the pain. This time there was no one to grab onto, so he fell directly to the ground.

Shazhu was also frightened and stood up directly, but there was a urine bucket on his head, which was as weird as it could be.

That's because it was still early and there were not many people on the street, otherwise people would have thought Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were mentally ill.

"Ah...shit!"

Sha Zhu took a long time to finally take off the urine bucket on his head.

The frightened woman pointed at Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai and asked, "Who are you? Ahhhhh..."

The woman was so frightened that her voice was trembling, and she began to howl subconsciously.

Yi Zhonghai didn't want to be regarded as a bad guy and a pervert, so he didn't even bother to wipe his face. He said directly to the woman: "Sister, don't get me wrong, we were just too tired when we passed by, so we fell asleep here. Sorry, sorry, I scared you."

"Are you really just passing by?" the woman asked, pointing at Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

"How could I lie to you?" Yi Zhonghai said confidently, but his posture of standing on one leg was as strange as it could be.

“Bah bah bah!!”

"Pah, pah, pah!"

Shazhu was so disgusted that he kept vomiting.

"Zhu Zi, return the bucket to the owner quickly." Yi Zhonghai was worried that the commotion would get worse, so he quickly instructed Sha Zhu to return the urine bucket to the woman.

"Oh." Sha Zhu spat and picked up the urine bucket and handed it to the woman with disgust.

The woman took the urine bucket doubtfully.

"Zhuzi, come and help me, let's go home quickly." Yi Zhonghai ordered to Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was covered in urine. When Yi Zhonghai put his arm on Sha Zhu, he felt disgusted, but he had no other choice but to force himself to breathe less.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu jumping and limping away.

After the two men walked away, the woman suddenly realized that because of these two people, all her urine was spilled in front of her house.

The angry woman pointed at the direction where Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai left and yelled, "You two bastards, what the hell are you doing!"

But by this time Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu had already walked away.

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