Early the next morning.
Yan Fugui got up early as usual and opened the door with everyone.
However, when Yan Fugui woke up, he found that his door was open. He was inexplicably puzzled. Was there such a strong wind last night that it blew his door open?
Yan Fugui was simply puzzled for a moment, and without thinking too much about it, he went to open the gate for everyone.
Jia family.
Qin Huairu also got up and looked at Jia Zhang who had woken up on the kang and asked, "Mom, are you okay?"
Jia Zhang groaned and said, "I look fine, but I've been in pain all night."
"That would require..."
Before Qin Huairu finished speaking, Jia Zhang scolded her, "Alright, stop talking nonsense. Help me up quickly. I need to go to the toilet."
"Oh." Qin Huairu responded and hurriedly helped Jia Zhang up.
Qin Huairu struggled to help Jia Zhang to the door, but Jia Zhang refused to leave.
"No, no, my waist hurts, I'll just do it here in the dung bucket."
There was no other way, Qin Huairu could only help Qin Huairu go to the toilet on the dung bucket in the house.
As soon as Qin Huairu was helped by Jia Zhangshi to sit down on the edge of the kang, Jia Zhangshi instructed her again: "Go to the deaf old lady in the backyard and ask her for a cane. She will definitely be useless."
"That's fine." Qin Huairu knew that Jia Zhang was reluctant to spend the money, so she asked someone to come and see her.
If you are asked to borrow it, just go. A deaf old lady would not refuse to lend it to you.
Soon, Qin Huairu borrowed a cane that the deaf old lady no longer used and came back.
Jia Zhang got down from the kang, walked around the room twice with the deaf old lady's cane and said, "Well, it does matter. No wonder the old deaf woman uses a cane every day."
Hearing that Jia Zhang was scolding the deaf old lady again, Qin Huairu hurriedly stopped her. If the deaf old lady or someone else heard it, it would be troublesome again.
"Mom, stop talking, or someone will hear it."
Jia Zhang said disdainfully: "If you heard it, then so be it. Who can do anything to me?"
But despite saying this, Jia Zhang still kept her mouth shut and didn't talk about this topic anymore.
It was almost time for everyone in the yard to go to work, so when Yan Fugui opened the door, almost everyone had gone out to empty the manure buckets.
Yan Fugui was the fastest. He opened the door and went to pour it out.
When everyone went out, Yan Fugui had already come back. Yan Fugui said hello to everyone and went home.
Yan Fugui put the dung bucket away first, and then the first thing he did when he entered the house was to look at his meat.
Although he suffered a lot of losses because of this meat these two days, this piece of meat is very important to Yan Fugui.
When Yan Fugui walked to the chopping board, he vaguely felt that something was wrong with the meat on the chopping board. It was not like this last night.
But Yan Fugui didn’t think much about it yet, thinking that it might be because his wife moved again last night.
However, when Yan Fugui grabbed both pieces of meat in his hands, his face changed drastically. This is not right!
"No, no, this is not right!"
Yan Fugui immediately became nervous, and then subconsciously squeezed the paper bag that was replaced by Liu Guangtian.
“Puff!”
The things wrapped in the paper bag went directly into Yan Fugui's hands.
"Ahhhhhhhhh..." Yan Fugui shouted instantly.
The sound of Yan Fugui's roar could only be the loudest sound he had ever made in his life.
In the backyard, Lin Tian, who was taking a breath in the yard in the morning, heard it clearly. It was Yan Fugui's scream.
Xu Damao, who was brushing his teeth in the yard, also heard it.
"Brother, didn't something happen in the front yard?" Xu Damao had only cleaned up half of the things when he ran over to Lin Tian to gossip with him.
"You'll find out if you go and see." Lin Tian had washed up and Wang Bingbing was cooking, so there was nothing to do in the morning.
When he heard that he had to go and take a look, Xu Damao grabbed the towel placed aside, wiped his face twice, and followed Lin Tian to the front yard.
At this time, it was not just Lin Tian in the backyard.
Even Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhu, the Jia family in the central courtyard, and the people who went out to empty the dung bucket, all heard Yan Fugui's howling.
Everyone thought something big had happened in the Yan family and rushed to the door of Yan Fugui's house.
The third aunt who was cleaning the house was also frightened by Yan Fugui's howling.
When getting off the kang, he hit his nose. The third aunt covered her nose and ran out to see what had happened.
When everyone saw Yan Fugui's situation, they were all stunned.
Yan Fugui was wailing there, holding a pile of yellow and black stuff in his hand.
The third aunt was the first to get next to Yan Fugui.
"Boss...Boss...what is this?" The third aunt had actually already figured out what Yan Fugui was holding in his hand, but she still asked with some disbelief.
Yan Fugui, whose voice was hoarse from wailing, finally started to curse his superior.
"What the hell is this? Where's my meat? How did it turn into shit!!!" Yan Fugui was anxious and angry at this time. How could the meat he put on the chopping board last night turn into shit?
Auntie was also confused. Shouldn't the paper bag contain meat? How did it turn into feces?
"Hurry up and wash it." The third aunt couldn't stand Yan Fugui anymore, seeing him cursing with a ball of shit in his hand, so she pushed and shouted at him and pushed him out of the door.
After Yan Fugui went out, the third aunt picked up the watering can, scooped a large can full of water, and followed Yan Fugui out.
The people outside who were watching the excitement saw Yan Fugui coming out with a pile of shit in his hand, and they all pinched their noses and made way for Yan Fugui.
Xu Damao and Lin Tianqi ran over panting.
"Hey, these three uncles..." Xu Damao was about to say something sarcastic when Yan Fugui passed by Xu Damao. Xu Damao quickly shut his mouth and took several steps back.
Yan Fugui went to his flower pot and threw all the feces on his hands into it.
"Make way, make way, make way." The third aunt also came out with water.
"Hurry up and wash it, hurry up and wash it."
Yan Fugui was still confused at this time. How did his flesh turn into shit?
"Old Yan, what are you doing?" Yi Zhonghai came over when he heard Yan Fugui's howling, especially when he saw Yan Fugui washing the shit on his hands.
Yan Fugui has understood some things from his initial confusion.
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