Chapter 947: The Fool in the Street



Xu Damao turned around, made a face at Sha Zhu and said, "Lululu, you come and chase him!"

Silly Pig was a little anxious, and subconsciously began to chase Xu Damao desperately.

“Puff!”

It's just that Shazhu was not careful and used the wrong force.

Sha Zhu immediately understood what had happened to him. After all, this warm feeling was very familiar to him.

Xu Damao also clearly heard Sha Zhu's voice.

When I looked back, I saw Shazhu standing there in a daze, not continuing to chase me.

Xu Damao smiled evilly and said to Sha Zhu, "Sha Zhu, you are not going to poop your pants, are you?"

Sha Zhu suddenly got angry and cursed: "Grandson, you f*cking kid, stop talking nonsense there."

However, things were not as simple as Sha Zhu thought. He was cursing Xu Damao angrily, and the situation below was out of his control.

Xu Damao couldn't help but grit his teeth when he heard the sound coming from Shazhu.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Grandson, hahahahahahaha, you really shit your pants!"

After all, Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were on the street, so Xu Damao's wild laughter and shouting attracted the attention of passers-by.

All of a sudden, many people focused their attention on Sha Zhu who was being laughed at by Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu's face turned red at first, but he immediately scolded Xu Damao fiercely: "Grandson, stop talking nonsense, you are the one who pooped your pants!"

Xu Damao glanced at Sha Zhu who didn't dare to move and shouted, "Sha Zhu, if you didn't pull up your pants, come and chase me! Didn't you just say you would beat me to death if you caught up with me? I'm standing here waiting for you to beat me!"

"Come here!"

"I won't even fight back!"

Sha Zhu saw that Xu Damao's shouting was getting louder and louder, and more and more people were watching the fun around him.

"Grandson, I don't want to bother with you. Just wait for me!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu turned around and walked back, pretending nothing had happened.

But there was something inside Shazhu's pants.

The onlookers were not blind and could see that Shazhu was walking with his legs apart, which meant something must be wrong.

Xu Damao didn't want to let Sha Zhu go just like that.

He quickly ran to the front of Shazhu and shouted, "Shazhu, don't run! Come over here and hit me!"

Xu Damao looked as arrogant as he could be.

It made people around unable to bear it anymore.

An old man pointed at Xu Damao and scolded him: "Hey, young man, what's wrong with you? Why do you have to tease a fool?"

"Didn't you see that the idiot had shit in his pants? You are such a comrade!"

"Yes, that's right. What's wrong with you?"

"Fool, go home quickly and ignore this man!"

The onlookers blamed Xu Damao while also caring about Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was so angry that he pointed at the people around him and cursed: "Fuck you, you are the fucking fool, I am not a fool, all of you get out of here!"

At this time, Sha Zhu wanted to kill everyone around him.

"Hahahaha, right, right, I was wrong, I shouldn't make fun of a fool, hahahaha!" Xu Damao saw that the people around him really treated Sha Zhu as a fool, and he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" Sha Zhu cursed several times in hatred, then he quickened his pace and left the spot with his legs apart.

But after Shazhu took a few steps, his stomach started to hurt.

"Ah..." Sha Zhu couldn't help but make a sound.

Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu stopped again, worried that Sha Zhu was up to something, so he ran in front of Sha Zhu and watched him from a distance.

When he saw the expression on Sha Zhu's face, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hehehe, since I let your grandson drug others, I guess you're suffering as well this time." Xu Damao muttered to himself with a smile.

But now Xu Damao is a little afraid to provoke Sha Zhu anymore.

I was worried that I would anger Shazhu and get him to deal with me without considering the consequences.

But even though I was worried, it didn't stop me from watching Sha Zhu make fun of himself.

"Xu Damao, get out of here!" Sha Zhu was so angry when he saw Xu Damao still following him.

Xu Damao was unwilling to give up such a good opportunity to laugh at Sha Zhu. No matter how Sha Zhu scolded him, Xu Damao would not stay away from Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was afraid that he would get more stuff in his pants, so he cursed twice and then stopped moving because his stomach hurt so much.

"Pillar?"

When Yi Zhonghai and Cao Wang came out of the toilet supporting each other, Yi Zhonghai saw Sha Zhu walking towards them in the same posture.

"Uncle!" Sha Zhu said with gritted teeth, and before he could finish the second sentence he went into the toilet.

Cao Wang helped Yi Zhonghai rest outside the toilet for a while. Yi Zhonghai suddenly saw Xu Damao looking at them with interest.

Yi Zhonghai's eyes narrowed: "Xu Damao, what are you doing here?"

Xu Damao said with a smile: "I saw Shazhu had pooped his pants, so I sent him back!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't believe a single word of what Xu Damao said. It wasn't that he didn't believe every single word of it. At least Yi Zhonghai believed the three words Xu Damao said, "Shazhu pooped his pants."

But these two people hadn't waited to continue talking to Xu Damao.

“Ouch!”

“Ouch!”

Yi Zhonghai cried out first, followed by Cao Wang.

Then the two of them supported each other and went into the toilet.

Xu Damao took a look at the toilet door and saw three people standing in a row inside. Xu Damao almost laughed out loud.

"Brother, brother, let me tell you something!" Xu Damao hurried to Lin Tian's house, clamoring to tell Lin Tian about this.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Wang Bingbing gesticulating with Lin Tian.

"It seems that you have the same thing to talk about." Lin Tian said with a smile.

"Go ahead." Lin Tian looked at Xu Damao who looked excited.

Xu Damao laughed and said, "Brother, brother, I'm telling you, I just saw Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai, and Cao Wang from the front yard, all squatting in the toilet. It was so miserable!"

Wang Bingbing asked, "Shazhu also has diarrhea?"

Xu Damao said in a mean way: "Hehehe, he has more than just diarrhea. This guy has lost face today. When he was chasing me outside just now, he directly pooped in his pants."

Wang Bingbing said with disdain: "Ah? Shazhu is such a grown man, but he still pooped his pants!"

Lin Tian smiled and said, "It seems that the three of them have to give up today. Drinking so much croton soup will not make them better. It will be their fault."

Wang Bingbing said excitedly: "Hey, I'll continue to stay at Haiyong's house. His wife and I are still watching the fun."

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