"Have a couple of drinks?" Lin Tian asked.
With Xu Damao here today, Lin Tian cooked an extra dish, stir-fried two dishes, and made an egg soup.
"Have two drinks, have two drinks. I'm really exhausted today." Xu Damao was not polite at all. He drank as soon as he said it and even went to find a wine glass himself.
After three rounds of wine, the dishes have five flavors.
"Slow down, you've had a lot to drink today."
After dinner, it was already late, so Lin Tian sent Xu Damao out the door and gave him a few instructions.
"I know, I know. Don't worry, it's okay. That idiot looked for me for a whole day but couldn't find me." Xu Damao had drunk some wine and was a little disoriented. He started to shout.
Seeing that this was not working, Lin Tian finally sent Xu Damao to his doorstep before returning.
"You still remember to come back." Lou Xiao'e said with a lot of resentment. She was frightened by Sha Zhu today. She almost died of disgust.
"Wife, I'm just hiding from that bastard. I'm just next door. I'm not going anywhere." Xu Damao said drunkenly.
"I'm too lazy to care about you." After Xu Damao entered the room, Lou Xiao'e closed the door and went back to the room without paying any attention to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was drunk and couldn't sleep. Suddenly he felt the urge to pee. He walked around the room and found that the urine bucket had not been brought in yet, so he opened the door and went out to get the bucket.
"Hey, where is the urine bucket?" Xu Damao came out and looked around but couldn't find his own urine bucket.
"Forget it, never mind, just go out and do it."
Xu Damao didn't investigate further and just staggered out to go to the toilet.
Sha Zhu had just finished his meal at this time. Xu Damao had been drinking at Lin Tian's house, so he finished his meal so late. Sha Zhu had not cooked because he had been waiting for Xu Damao to come back.
It was not until it was dark that Sha Zhu took a casual bite.
"Hey, why is this guy here?" Sha Zhu had wanted to give up looking for Xu Damao. When he was about to close the door, he saw Xu Damao staggering out from the backyard.
Xu Damao was busy going to the toilet to pee and didn't notice that Sha Zhu was staring at him from behind.
Sha Zhu turned around and gently closed the door, then quietly followed Xu Damao.
"Shh....Ugh..."
Xu Damao whistled happily while going to the toilet.
This made Sha Zhu very angry. Sha Zhu had never liked the fact that Xu Damao was living a better life than himself. Now that he was so unlucky today, but Xu Damao was so happy, Sha Zhu was even more angry.
"Oh shit!"
When Sha Zhu wanted to go into the toilet and kick Xu Damao into the pit, he suddenly noticed the dung bucket outside the toilet.
During the day, Xu Damao used this dung bucket to fill with golden juice for Jia Zhangshi, and it was also this dung bucket that spilled all over Sha Zhu's head.
Thinking of this, Sha Zhu suddenly came up with an idea.
Hearing that Xu Damao had finished using the toilet and was about to come out, Sha Zhu quickly hid aside to prevent Xu Damao from discovering him.
After Xu Damao left the toilet, Sha Zhu quickly grabbed the dung bucket and flushed it into the toilet, filled half a bucket of dung into it, picked it up and went to chase Xu Damao.
Xu Damao had been drinking, so his reactions were a little slow.
Hearing heavy footsteps coming from behind, Xu Damao wanted to look back.
“Crash!”
Just when Xu Damao turned halfway, the dung bucket held by Sha Zhu had already fallen on his head.
"Mmm...Gulp...Gulp..."
Xu Damao was so stunned by this bucket of shit that he even...
Sha Zhu took advantage of Xu Damao's struggle, kicked him, then ran back home quickly with a smile on his face.
"ah!"
“Ah! Ah!”
After Xu Damao fell to the ground and finally removed the dung bucket on his head, he began to vomit wildly.
"ah!"
"Fuck you!"
Xu Damao vomited and cursed at the same time.
Xu Damao, who was still drunk, sobered up instantly.
"ah!...."
Xu Damao lay on the ground and vomited for more than ten minutes, then took off his shirt and used the clean side to wipe the feces off his head and face.
"Shit! It must have been that fucking idiot who did it!"
After Xu Damao stood up, he kicked the dung bucket in front of him away with a hard kick.
"We can't just let this go!"
Xu Damao was so overwhelmed with anger that he didn't think about any other problems at all.
He strode into the yard.
As soon as he entered the gate of the compound, Xu Damao started cursing.
"Silly Zhu, I'm gonna fuck your grandma!"
"Silly Zhu, your whole family is dead."
In order to alarm everyone out, Xu Damao even deliberately slowed down his pace and started shouting loudly in the front yard.
Yan Fugui was the first one to rush out. He heard the noise just when he was about to close the gate.
Yan Fugui could tell that Xu Damao was cursing someone, and after coming out, he couldn't help but move closer to Xu Damao.
It wouldn't matter if they didn't get together, but when they did, Yan Fugui was disgusted.
"Xu Damao, you fell into the manure pit. You are in this state, why are you still entering the yard?" Yan Fugui was almost stunned by the smell on Xu Damao's body. Especially since Yan Fugui's eyesight was not very good, he deliberately got close to Xu Damao's face to take a look.
"Uncle San, you have to make the decision for me. This was fucking done to me by Sha Zhu. It's so fucking immoral!" Xu Damao even spoke with a crying tone. It's not that Xu Damao felt aggrieved, this matter was just too disgusting.
"What?" Yan Fugui was also shocked. It turned out that it was Sha Zhu who did it.
After Xu Damao finished speaking, he did not bother with Yan Fugui and continued to curse: "Shazhu, you bastard, if you have the guts to do it, don't hide!"
"This is a thing that will wipe out your entire family! Get out of here, idiot!"
Xu Damao cursed all the way from the front yard to the middle yard.
The people in the front yard wanted to follow to see what was happening with Xu Damao, but they were blocked by Yan Fugui behind them.
"Stay away from Xu Damao, he has been covered in shit by Sha Zhu." Yan Fugui said.
"Hey, no wonder I smelled shit."
"This idiot is so wicked, he is capable of doing anything!"
After Xu Damao arrived at the Central Courtyard, he stood at the door of Sha Zhu's house.
Sha Zhu was feeling guilty now, so he hid at the door and looked out secretly.
"Silly Zhu, get out of here! I'm going to fuck your grandma!"
Sha Zhu hasn't come out yet, but Yi Zhonghai came out first.
"Xu Damao, why are you shouting in the yard so late at night? Can't you talk about it tomorrow?" Yi Zhonghai came up and started scolding Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was almost going crazy at this time.
Didn’t you, Yi Zhonghai, scold me? Then let me show you what Sha Zhu has done!
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