Chapter 90 Celebrity jokes



The injury of the stick terrier only looks scary, but it is actually not difficult to deal with.

So the hospital treated their condition and discharged them the next afternoon.

"Oh, my dear grandson, you have suffered so much." As soon as Banggeng reached the gate of the courtyard, Jia Zhang started crying at the gate.

The people who were originally chatting at the gate were almost pissed off. You are crying like a funeral. In less than a minute everyone dispersed and went home.

Banggeng walked into the compound with a pale face and without saying a word.

"Brother, what's going on with Banggeng?" Liu Guangfu asked in a daze.

"That idiot tied a mouse to a bird and bit the bird." Liu Guangtian didn't know how he came up with the answer.

"Ah? Then he has no bird." Liu Guangfu asked.

"Yes, don't do that." Liu Guangtian kindly advised his brother.

"Brother, I get it. I won't dare. It will hurt so much." Liu Guangfu was scared and thought Bang Geng was really powerful.

"I dare not either." Liu Guangtian said slowly.

Lin Tian stood next to them and watched the conversation between the two brothers. Why was this story arranged like this?

Even in the evening, even Secretary Wu heard about Bang Geng being bitten and went to the house to ask about it. However, no one told Secretary Wu that he was bitten because he was tied up, because it was too embarrassing.

"How's Banggeng?" Secretary Wu asked with concern.

"It's nothing, you just have to take care of him." Qin Huairu said with tears in her eyes as she looked at Banggeng.

"Where did it bite?" asked Secretary Wu.

"The arm, can't you see it's bandaged?" Jia Zhang was a little unhappy to see that Secretary Wu came empty-handed.

"Oh, then just take good care of it. I'll come over another day!" Secretary Wu looked at the situation and left.

………

Two days later, when Banggeng was staying in the yard, Yan Jiekuang came over. He had heard about it recently.

Yan Jiekuang came and asked: "Banggeng, I heard that your bird was bitten by a mouse?"

"Bullshit, your bird was bitten by a rat!" When Bang Geng heard Yan Jiekuang say this, he wanted to beat him to death, but unfortunately he was a patient.

"That's not what I said, they all said that." Yan Jiekuang hurriedly explained.

"Bullshit! Fart? Fart?" Banggeng was so angry that he was confused and couldn't even curse.

"Tsk, I thought he bit the bird, but it turns out he just bit my arm!" Yan Jiekuang said with great disappointment.

When Banggeng got home, he started crying and said that Yan Jiekuang said his bird was bitten.

"Yan Fugui, get out here." Jia Zhang was right this time and started to get angry.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Yan Fugui quickly ran out of the house.

This time, not only he came out alone, but the whole courtyard followed and gathered around, because Jia Zhang's howling was particularly loud, from the middle courtyard to the front courtyard.

"Your bastard said that my parrot bird was bitten!" Jia Zhang was unyielding.

"What did you say?" Yan Fugui thought he had misheard.

"Your Yan Jiekuang is spreading the word outside that our bird was bitten."

"Where are you Yan Jiekuang? Will our Bang Geng still be able to find a wife in the future?"

"Yan Fugui, you have to take responsibility for this."

Jia Zhang cried and screamed!

Yan Fugui was so frightened that he quickly pulled Yan Jiekuang over and asked, "What's going on?"

"Ahhhhh, that's not what I said, that's not what I said." Yan Jiekuang was frightened by Jia Zhang and burst into tears.

"How can it be that you didn't say it? My son Bang Geng said it was you who said it." Jia Zhang shouted.

"What's going on?" Yan Fugui asked.

"I was playing outside with them and they all said that, so I came back to ask about Bang Geng." Yan Jiekuang said tearfully.

"Sister-in-law Jia, this was not said by my Jie Kuang. What's the point of you making a fuss with me?" Yan Fugui said.

"No, your family has already said that they are in charge of the mining. You can't escape this matter." Jia Zhang didn't care about that.

Just when Old Man Yan was at a loss, Secretary Wu led the people from the street to the compound.

Seeing that Jia Zhang was making trouble, Wu's face darkened and he asked, "Jia Zhang, what are you doing?"

"No, no, nothing." Jia Zhang was still very afraid of Officer Wu, especially when she saw a group of people from the street office following him.

"Okay, bring us to your neighborhood office to see Bang Geng's stuff," said Secretary Wu unhappily.

"Okay, okay!" Jia Zhang saw someone behind her holding something in his hand and didn't mention what happened just now.

"Banggeng, Banggeng, get up quickly, someone is here to see you." Jia Zhang shouted as she entered the house.

"No, no, the injured should just lie down." The people around Director Wu said hurriedly.

Today they also heard that a child was bitten by a rat in the yard here, so the street representatives came to take a look.

Doesn't this just prove the correctness of the above policy of eradicating the four pests?

Secretary Wu and a few others visited, put down the gifts and left.

When he saw Yan Fugui at the gate, Wu asked casually, "Why did Jia Zhang come to your house just now?"

"My son Yan Jiekuang heard from somewhere that a stick was used to tie a mouse to a bird, and the bird was bitten to death, so this silly boy went to ask."

Secretary Wu and several people behind him burst out laughing.

Secretary Wu finally said, "Don't spread it around. It's bad for the child's reputation!"

"Well, I don't know which kid spread it, but it turned out that a rat was tied to the bed and bit my arm."

Secretary Wu: ???

The people from the street office who came to visit Banggeng really had no idea about the situation.

I originally thought that Bang Geng was a typical positive person, but it turns out that he is just a silly child!

A person behind him, who should be a reporter or a member of the propaganda department, said, "Negative examples are also very educational."

"Yes, yes, yes. This tells us that rats are very dangerous. Children should stay away from them." Someone else in the team joined in.

Three days later…

"Jia Zhang, Jia Zhang, your family's scandal is on the newspaper." Yan Fugui came to the central courtyard holding a newspaper.

In fact, Lin Tian also saw it at work during the day: the general meaning is that classmate Jia, who lived in a courtyard in Nanluoguxiang, tied a mouse in his quilt, and it got his arm bitten.

Warning to everyone, be sure to remind your children not to play with mice, it is very dangerous...

There were many people in the Intermediate Court, and Sha Zhu was the most active. He snatched the newspaper from Yan Fugui's hand and read it aloud.

As a result, halfway through the reading, everyone in the yard burst into laughter.

Jia Zhang was so angry that she rolled over and slapped Sha Zhu in the face, then tore the newspaper into pieces.

"My dear grandson, you are so bullying." Jia Zhang began to wail.

However, this time, considering how miserable Bang Geng was, no one tried to stop him, not even Secretary Wu said anything.

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