"Ha ha ha ha"
"Hahahahaha..."
As soon as Liu Guangqi finished speaking, everyone in the room burst into laughter.
Their laughter completely broke Sha Zhu's composure, and he angrily retorted, "Laughing, laughing... What's so funny! I'd rather take care of an old man in his old age than take care of He Daqing in his old age!"
"Hahahaha... This is the first time I've ever heard of someone not supporting their own father in his old age, but instead supporting a neighbor! Hahahaha!" Liu Guangqi burst into laughter and began to mock Liu Guangqi.
"What are you laughing at! If you laugh at me again, I'll beat you up!" Sha Zhu said angrily, raising his fist and threatening Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi feigned suppressing his laughter: "Hahaha, okay, I'll stop laughing, hahahaha..."
"If the old man heard that, he'd be overjoyed! But seriously, you're taking care of your neighbor in his old age, have you thought about who will take care of you? Why don't you find a neighbor to take care of you in your old age too?"
Liu Guangqi asked in a serious tone, but no matter how you looked at it, he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.
Sha Zhu said with a disdainful look, "I have my own son, and besides, I'm still a long way from retirement! I'm not some old man!"
"Oh, I forgot, you have a son who may or may not be your own!"
"Sorry, sorry, I misspoke. The son is definitely yours, not that Wang San's! Definitely not!" Liu Guangqi seemed to realize he had said the wrong thing and quickly apologized to Sha Zhu.
However, no matter how you look at it, Liu Guangqi has a mocking expression on his face, and he doesn't seem to be telling the truth.
"Get out of my way! How can my son not be mine!"
Sha Zhu's face turned green with anger. He had never doubted whether his son was his biological child before, but if his son wasn't his, then wouldn't he really be a living turtle?
So no matter what happened, Sha Zhu never doubted that his son wasn't his biological child. Even when he fought with Zhou Lili, Sha Zhu never targeted the child.
"Yes, yes, yes!!! Didn't I tell you? It's definitely yours!"
"Father, Third Uncle, please don't go around saying things like that! I misspoke just now. Sha Zhu's child is definitely his own; it couldn't possibly be that Wang San's!"
"You guys keep this a secret for Sha Zhu!" Liu Guangqi said to Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui, pretending to be serious.
The two of them were having a great time watching the spectacle, and when they heard Liu Guangqi's instructions, they quickly agreed.
"Yes, yes, we definitely won't go around saying anything, we definitely can't tell anyone that Shazhu's son isn't his own!" Yan Fugui said with a smile.
"I...you...my son is mine!"
Sha Zhu was so angry that he started to stutter, and couldn't help but shout at Yan Fugui.
“Yes, yes, yes, it’s yours, it’s yours, not Wang San’s! Not Wang San’s!” Yan Fugui nodded repeatedly in agreement.
Sha Zhu was furious, and for a moment he didn't even know who to talk to about it. He seemed to be right about everything, but at the same time, he seemed to be wrong about nothing.
"Oh shit!"
"What the hell is going on?! I'm not eating this anymore!"
Sha Zhu was furious, his stomach bulging with anger. He stood up abruptly and strode outside, leaving Liu Haizhong's house.
Seeing this, Liu Haizhong didn't try to stop Sha Zhu. Instead, he secretly gave Liu Guangqi a thumbs up under the table. If it weren't for Liu Guangqi, he wouldn't have been able to get rid of Sha Zhu.
However, after Sha Zhu left, Jia Zhangshi didn't. Instead, after Sha Zhu left, Jia Zhangshi continued to ask Liu Haizhong, "When are we going to eat?"
Sha Zhu is, after all, a cook. He only came here to disgust Liu Haizhong. Whether he eats one more meal or one less meal doesn't really matter to Sha Zhu.
But Jia Zhangshi is different. She didn't come just to annoy Liu Haizhong, but genuinely wanted to eat something good at Liu Haizhong's house, so she definitely wouldn't leave after a few words.
Liu Guangqi was also having a headache. He had been poking at Jia Zhangshi's lungs for a long time, but Jia Zhangshi just wouldn't leave. It seemed he would have to be a little tougher on Jia Zhangshi.
"Auntie, don't worry, my mom's cooking! It'll be up when it's ready!" Liu Guangqi said with a smile.
"Oh! Hurry up!" Jia Zhangshi replied casually.
Liu Guangqi continued, "Auntie, now that Qin Huairu has remarried and you've lost your grandson, how can you possibly go on living like this?"
Hearing Liu Guangqi practically pointing his finger at her and cursing, Jia Zhangshi was so angry she wanted to slap him twice, but she knew that if she did, she wouldn't get any food.
So Jia Zhangshi suppressed her anger and replied, "I'll just make do! I'll just make do, otherwise, what am I going to do, die?"
"Hey, if I were you and I knew I'd end up an old widow, I wouldn't want to live anymore! What's the point of living like that?" Liu Guangqi bluntly confronted Jia Zhangshi.
Liu Haizhong chimed in, "Yes, yes, that's right, that's right! If I were you, I would have died long ago! Your life is so boring!"
"Bullshit, why don't you just die!" Jia Zhangshi was furious when she heard one or two people telling her to die, and she pointed at Liu Haizhong and cursed.
Liu Haizhong then said, "How can you be so ungrateful! I'm only saying this for your own good, to save you from suffering, isn't it?"
Liu Guangqi secretly gave Liu Haizhong a wink, signaling him to be quiet, while he continued, "Of course, we're all neighbors, this is for your own good!"
"By the way, I don't think you'll need your job anymore. If things get tough, just give it to our family and let Guangtian go to work! What do you say?" Liu Guangqi pressed.
"At worst, we can just have Guangtian burn a couple more pieces of paper for you when he has nothing else to do. Isn't that better? Anyway, you can't count on Banggeng anymore. That child definitely won't be coming back!"
Liu Guangqi said with absolute certainty.
Seeing that these people were starting to scheme against her family's jobs, Jia Zhangshi was so angry that her nose almost twisted. She stood up abruptly, pointed at Liu Guangqi, and said, "Hmph! You're dreaming!"
"I'd rather die with this job than let you have one in our family! I'd rather die with this job in my body!" Jia Zhangshi cursed angrily, then stormed off without eating.
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