Chapter 109: Four wolves in one meal, the weight loss of the third prince
The news of the two people in the Shaoqing Mansion of the Taichang Temple spread immediately.
Minister Lin and Madam Lin were about to explode when they saw the posts sent by others.
"Why do you think this system has become more troublesome after becoming a human? Look at these posts he sent, all of which are asking him to tell fortunes. Don't those people know whether he can tell fortunes or not?"
This is clearly a system for eating melons, how can it tell fortunes?
Madam Lin replied to the post and refused while being annoyed. After the two guys went home, they locked themselves in the yard and did something, leaving such a pile of mess for them to deal with.
Minister Lin ate the snacks that were confiscated last time with relish. Well, the things this girl bought are really delicious.
Mrs. Lin talked for a long time and found that there was no response. As a result, she looked up and saw Minister Lin eating and drinking at the table.
"Lin Huan! You are still giving me food! Do you want to become like the third prince?"
Minister Lin quickly swallowed the food in his mouth and said, "Of course not, I just tasted it. That girl is so fascinated by these things every day. Don't I want to know why she is fascinated? But these things are really delicious, better than what I usually buy outside."
Mrs. Lin rubbed her temples and sighed.
This little daughter is exactly like him. She looks very serious on the outside, but in fact, her personality is really very lively under this serious skin.
Such a lively person turned out to be the Minister of Rites. Mrs. Lin didn't know how he got the position.
"Come on, Madam, try this meat jerky. This meat is really good. Let the stinky girl buy some tomorrow. She and Bai Xiao made a lot of money today. It's time for her to show her filial piety to us."
Minister Lin fed the meat jerky to Mrs. Lin very attentively. Mrs. Lin was still angry at first, but now she was forced to laugh.
But it really tasted good. The meat jerky made in the mansion had never tasted like this. No wonder the girl liked to buy food outside every day.
"Don't tell anyone about this. They have worked so hard to earn so little money, and you are still thinking about their little money. Their little money is not enough to fill their teeth."
"I have already increased the monthly allowance of that girl a little. After all, now it is two people spending."
Now they have to support a little husband, and that little money is definitely not enough. Normally, the little money of that girl is not enough to eat, and now they have to feed one more mouth.
But fortunately, that little system can also make money. After all, it is a loan shark, so it doesn't matter if there is one more mouth.
(Bai Xiao: Who is a loan shark! Who said I am a loan shark!)
Bai Xiao and Lin Mo didn't know that Minister Lin was thinking about the little money they earned. They were eating and drinking around the table.
One third of the money earned today has already been spent. If there is something delicious, there must be something interesting to watch. Lin Mo is very curious about how the third prince is losing weight now.
Bai Xiao chewed the dried meat and said incoherently: "He is losing weight well. He has lost 100 kilograms, but he is scolded by the princess every day and cries for his parents."
The third prince's mansion is really a mess now.
"Wuwuwuwu! I want to eat! I'm really starving to death! I only had two meals yesterday and only a bowl of porridge today. If I don't eat anything, I will really become the first prince to die of hunger!"
The third prince lay on the table and wailed non-stop. He had never suffered such a punishment since he was a child. If he had known earlier, he would have restrained himself during the New Year and other festivals.
The Third Prince's wife looked at him with no emotion.
She lifted the Third Prince's head and touched his double chin, then touched his belly, and finally said with disdain: "It's not enough. You still have the nerve to say that you only ate two meals yesterday. The system said to eat coarse grains, and you did eat coarse grains, but you can't eat a few big bowls!"
"You ate a lot of wo wo tou in one go, and drank three bowls of coarse grain porridge in one go. You are raising pigs! Even a hoe doesn't eat as much as you do!"
Thinking of yesterday, the Third Prince's wife was really about to die of anger.
She made that wo wo tou with the worst coarse grains. Most people would feel that it would scratch their throats just by eating that, but she wanted this effect.
As a result, he ate a lot of wo wo tou that scratched his throat so much! He swallowed while rolling his eyes and choking, looking like a starving ghost.
He simply drank the coarse grain porridge as if it were water. How could he lose weight like this?
Bai Xiao relayed the situation here to Lin Mo in real time, and Lin Mo laughed like a goose.
"Goose, goose, goose, I have never seen anyone eat a diet meal like this. The third prince is definitely a talent!"
Bai Xiao said with emotion while chewing his food: "He is indeed a talent. There is nothing he won't eat."
Emperor Xuande and the crown prince and the second prince were also paying attention to the third prince's weight loss progress.
What happened here was also relayed to them.
Emperor Xuande's eyes almost popped out when he heard his stupid son eat a whole bunch of wowotou in one meal.
"He must be a reincarnated pig! Eating a whole bunch of wowotou in one meal! How can he lose weight like this!"
Eunuch Li touched his nose and added, "I heard that this wowotou is made of the coarsest grains, the kind that scratches your throat when you swallow it. The third prince's throat must be quite thick."
After saying that, he nodded affirmatively. Rich people would find even white steamed buns too dry, let alone wowotou. The third prince is amazing!
Emperor Xuande: ...
The crown prince and the second prince were also amazed when they heard this. The third prince is a capable person!
If the third prince were to live among the common people, he would definitely not starve to death. He could probably even chew on a tree trunk!
The third prince was in such a miserable state, so Emperor Xuande asked the question that concerned him the most, "How much weight has he lost now? He is so miserable, so he should have lost a lot, right?"
Eunuch Li coughed and said in a low voice, "He has lost about a pound, and he ate two pounds again yesterday."
Emperor Xuande: ... That's a fart!
The third prince's weight loss plan is still going on. Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have already been wandering around the capital.
One day, Lin Mo took the shrunken Bai Xiao to the street while driving the pig, and suddenly ran into the third prince and the third prince's wife who were coming towards him.
Looking at the fat face of the third prince, the nail rake hummed happily.
Lin Mo said happily: "Third Prince, Nail Rake is greeting you."
The Third Prince: ...
The Third Prince's wife took a deep breath, and slapped the Third Prince's fat first. The crisp sound indicated that the meat was of good quality.
"Go home! Keep losing weight!"
Bai Xiao was almost laughing in her sleeves, [You are too mean, the Third Prince worked hard for a week to get this opportunity to go out, and you just rejected him. ]
Lin Mo's eyes widened, [No way, I just said hello to him, it shouldn't be that serious! ]
She really didn't mean that!