Chapter 13 The Third Prince's Embarrassing Stories. He Must Be Shameless to Chase His Wife!

Lin Mo did not notice the expressions of others. She was just curious about how this Third Prince was smart.

[System, how do you know that this Third Prince is not very smart? What on earth has he done? 】

System:【He didn't do anything. When he was a kid, he didn't want to go to school, so he pretended to be sick like a concubine in the harem. But that concubine was pretending to be pregnant, so when the concubine vomited, he vomited too. When the concubine felt uncomfortable, he felt uncomfortable too. In order to compete for favors, the concubine deliberately went to the emperor and said that the baby in her belly was kicking her. The third prince found out and went to his father, and said that the baby in his belly was kicking him. Then the emperor looked at him and fell into deep thought. The next second he was spanked. He was five years old that year.】

The muscles on Lin Mo's face trembled crazily,【Hahaha! What kind of comedian is this! If he wants to pretend to be sick, there are many ways to pretend. Why does he have to pretend to be pregnant like others! Hahaha】

"Puff!"

The civil and military officials also pinched their thighs desperately, trying hard not to laugh.

The third prince's face was red, even his neck was red, and he looked like a crayfish.

The crown prince and the second prince also heard about this for the first time. They tried hard to hold back their laughter, and their nostrils became bigger.

Although he knew that his younger brother was not very smart, he did not expect him to be so stupid.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched wildly. He still remembered this incident. The concubine was later banished to the cold palace, but it was really funny that this stupid little son did such a thing.

You said you could just pretend to have a cold, but you had to pretend that someone was pregnant.

While he was reviewing memorials, the little Third Prince ran in and said weakly, "Father, feel my belly and see if the baby inside is kicking me."

Emperor Xuande was drinking tea at the time and the tea spurted out of his mouth. Eunuch Li's jaw almost dropped in shock.

However, it was precisely because of the Third Prince's behavior that the Emperor paid special attention to the pregnant concubine and found out that the concubine was faking pregnancy to win favor.

Lin Mo suddenly became very interested in the Third Prince. She also wanted to know what other funny things the Third Prince had done.

[System, in addition to this incident, has the Third Prince done anything else that is stupid? He should have done a lot of such things. 】

The emperor and all the civil and military officials also pricked up their ears and listened immediately. Only the third prince wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

Why do you want to eat my melon? Why did you choose me among so many people here? If I had known earlier, I would not have said that!

The third prince really regretted it now. If only he had not said anything just now.

The system did not know what the third prince was thinking. It began to collect all kinds of amazing deeds of the third prince.

【The Third Prince did a lot of stupid things. When he was six years old, he was learning to paint. One day, their teacher taught them to paint a turtle. He first drew a tortoise and got addicted to it. Later, he didn’t write his own name every time he did homework. He used a tortoise instead. The Crown Prince and the Second Prince signed their names every time, but he drew a tortoise in his signature.】

Lin Mo immediately had that picture in his mind, 【Hahahaha, so he thinks of himself as a tortoise, right?】

The civil and military officials were now holding back their laughter until they cried, but even so, they still had to act and pretend to discuss national affairs. It wasn’t easy, it really wasn’t easy!

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【And more, and more! When he was seven years old, he accidentally wet the bed at night, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he exchanged his blanket with the second prince's, and even accused the second prince of wetting the bed first, but he did not change his own pants and clothes. Everyone looked at him in wet pants and accused the second prince of wetting the bed.

Emperor Xuande covered his face with his hands and wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief.

I didn't expect that this little son would do so many strange things. He really didn't know about the bed-wetting incident.

The second prince also thought of this scene when he was a child. When he was accused by his younger brother, he really doubted whether he really wet the bed. But when he saw the wet butt of this silly brother when he turned around, he felt in his heart, even if you want to frame me, can't you hide your own tail!

Look at your wet butt! The evidence is all on your ass!

Lin Mo glanced at the back of the Third Prince, and suddenly felt that his back also revealed a sense of stupidity.

Originally, I thought this man was a smiling tiger.

The system has been talking too much, it continued: [And there is more, his encounter with the Third Prince's wife is also very strange. The Third Prince's wife is the daughter of a general, with a carefree personality and no brains. The Third Prince fell in love with her at first sight, but the Third Prince's wife likes men who are strong and have masculine energy, and the Third Prince is too delicate. ]

[Later, in order to prove that he has masculine energy, he ran to the Third Prince's wife every day to practice boxing, making the Third Prince's wife think that he came to provoke, and then the two of them fought whenever they met. Lin Mo

was almost laughing like crazy in his heart, [This way of pursuing someone has never been seen before, how can the third prince think so long!]

Not many people knew about this matter of pursuing a wife, not even the emperor, the crown prince and the second prince knew about it.

Emperor Xuande glanced at his blushing son, and wanted to ask him in his heart, is there anyone who pursues someone like you! No wonder people thought you were provoking her.

The crown prince and the second prince looked at each other, with the same helplessness in their eyes.

Having such an unintelligent brother is really worrying sometimes, but how did this man win back the third prince's wife.

Lin Mo was also thinking about this question: [How did the Third Prince get the Third Prince's wife back? According to the situation that they fought as soon as they met, the way to get her back should be very strange.]

Everyone immediately listened with their ears tilted. The father of the Third Prince's wife was even more curious. He also remembered that his daughter and the Third Prince would fight as soon as they met, but then one day, for some reason, the two of them got involved.

System: [It's not very strange. The Third Prince's wife accidentally broke the Third Prince's bone, and then the Third Prince took the opportunity to blame her, saying that she would be responsible, and then he hugged her thighs and cried, saying that he would be disabled and no one would want him in the future. 】

【The Third Prince's wife felt sorry for him and promised to take responsibility for him, and he got the beauty back.】

Lin Mo: ...

The Emperor, the Crown Prince and the Second Prince: ...

Ministers: ...

At this moment, everyone had only one thought in their mind: as expected, a shameless person is invincible!

Although the third prince was devastated, he felt that this method was not wrong, at least he got the girl back! As long as the result is good, who cares about the process!