Chapter 145 Stealing Wild Chicken Eggs and Being Pecced by Wild Chickens

The female bandit stiffened her neck and raised her head, looking as if she was determined to die and not give in, as if someone was going to do something to her.

"What's wrong with me pursuing my own feelings! Lin Tanhua, do you really not remember me? We met on the street more than 20 years ago!"

The female bandit looked at Lin Shangshu with affection, and he almost got goose bumps on his body.

This guy is really sick. He met her on the street more than 20 years ago, and he doesn't have a photographic memory. This person doesn't look like someone who can be remembered at a glance, so why should he remember her.

"This girl, I have long forgotten what happened more than 20 years ago. Even if we really met, it seems that we have never known each other. There are so many people who have met me in the past 20 years."

Minister Lin held his wife's hand while speaking. He felt that his flesh was about to be squeezed off.

Mrs. Lin snorted softly and let go of her hand. What he said was reliable.

This female bandit grew up in the rivers and lakes since she was a child. To be honest, she really didn't encounter any danger. In the past few decades, she was cared for by her parents and fellow apprentices, so she was raised to this kind of character.

Lin Mo looked at the man's expression and felt that he deserved a beating, and then he went up with a slap.

"I say you have no shame! It's not wrong for you to pursue love, but it's wrong for you to pursue my father!"

"My father is a clean man, don't stick to him like a dog-skin plaster. If you don't look as pretty as my mother, you have a problem in your brain. I don't know where you get the confidence to think that my father will remember you."

Lin Mo's words are really touching, but they are all true.

The female bandit was said to be pale and hurt. She looked at Minister Lin with tears in her eyes and said, "Do you really not remember me? I remember you smiled at me at that time. I don't believe you don't remember me!"

Mrs. Lin shot a knife-like look at Minister Lin, and Minister Lin was about to sweat.

He has never smiled at others in all these years. After all, in the impression of outsiders, he is always a cold-faced minister.

However, he did smile at someone when he just won the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, but this person has become his wife!

"This girl, you must have made a mistake. When I just won the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, I only smiled at one person, and that was my current wife. She was standing in the crowd at that time, and I fell in love with her at first sight."

Bai Xiao: [That's right, this person really thinks he is very charming.] If

others don't know, how could Bai Xiao not know? There is nothing in this world that he doesn't know.

The people around didn't know what to say. Just like that, a misunderstanding has lasted for more than 20 years.

I don't know whether to say that Minister Lin is a blue-faced troublemaker or that this female bandit is infatuated. It can't be called infatuation, it should be called being attracted by beauty for more than 20 years.

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, you were smiling at me! How could it be a misunderstanding from the beginning to the end!"

Lin Mo: "Bah! You are a little too narcissistic, eat some walnuts to nourish your brain when you have nothing to do!"

The most annoying thing is these people who like her parents. Jian Shou has no moral values ​​at all. Don't married women and married men know that these two types of people should not be contaminated.

All these people were arrested, and Emperor Xuande ordered them to be sent back and imprisoned.

This can also be regarded as an assassination. Emperor Xuande knew the inside story but others did not. Assassinating the emperor means the whole family will be punished.

However, considering that their target was not himself, Emperor Xuande planned to forgive them and sentenced them to life imprisonment.

Arriving at the palace, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao immediately let themselves go and went out to play.

Originally, the ladies and concubines wanted to have some exchanges with Lin Mo, after all, they had few opportunities to see Lin Mo, but who knew that the two of them disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Where did your sister go to play at this time? Doesn't she want to play with us?"

Some ladies who were not familiar with Lin Mo's personality asked Lin Ran in confusion.

Because most people will actively integrate into the circle, who would like to be isolated, and it's not fun to play alone.

Lin Ran said calmly: "I don't know where she went to play. She didn't like to be with us since she was a child. She said that we are old-fashioned."

The ladies and concubines present: ...

This little Lin is really extraordinary!

The queen couldn't help laughing. It was the first time she had seen such an interesting girl in all her years.

She was so lively and carefree. Which woman wouldn't want to live like this? It's just that there were too many things to consider. There were too few people who could really live like this.

While the others were packing up, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had already found a corner to hide.

Bai Xiao: [Don't make a sound. There's a pheasant's nest here with a lot of eggs. Let's catch them all!]

Lin Mo followed carefully behind him and observed: [Don't worry, it's just a nest of pheasants. There's nothing I can't handle!]

The next second, the two were screaming because of the pheasants.

"Ahhhhh! Turn on the protection mechanism! How can this wild chicken bite me so painfully!"

Lin Mo covered her buttocks and ran wildly, wailing non-stop. Looking closely, she had five or six eggs in her hands.

Bai Xiao was not much better, "Who told you not to listen to my orders? You stole my eggs first, so who else should I blame if not you!"

After the protection period was turned on, the two of them slowly calmed down. Lin Mo relied on his invulnerability to kill this nest of wild chickens.

At dinner time in the evening, looking at the two people covered with chicken feathers, everyone fell into deep thought.

No! What have you two been doing again! What's with all these chicken feathers on your body, and what's with the smell of chicken shit!

Lin Mo wiped his face with his sleeve and took out the eggs happily.

"We found a nest of pheasants with lots of eggs. Your Majesty, the pheasant eggs are for you!"

The emperor and empress, who were sitting at the top, looked at the pheasant eggs with chicken droppings on them with a complicated expression on their faces.

The Queen was the first to react and smiled, saying gently: "I appreciate Lord Xiaolin's kindness, and I'll have someone fry these pheasant eggs so that everyone can have a taste."

Lin Mo: "Hehehe, okay, okay."

Looking at Lin Mo, who had a black face, white teeth and chicken feathers, everyone lowered their heads, and the Queen almost couldn't keep the smile on her face.