Chapter 182: Wearing my clothes to do bad things, what a rip-off!



Chapter 182 Wearing my clothes to do bad things, what a god-level betrayal!

Lin Mo escaped with the help of food, but Lin Qi was not so lucky.

He ran away without hesitation when his father asked for help, and this account will be settled later.

"Dad, this is really not my fault. Even if I stayed there, it would be one more person trapped, and I don't have this experience!"

"Dad! I'm so old and you still hit me! Alas! Don't spank me!"

Listening to the voice coming from the study, Lin Mo and Lin Ran looked out from behind the rockery.

Lin Mo: "It's too bad, it's rare to see Dad beat his big brother."

Lin Ran: "Who said it wasn't? You should be more obedient and get beaten less in the future. It's shameful to be beaten every day when you're so old."

Lin Mo: "It's not shameful. What's shameful about it? We're all family. What's shameful about it?"

Lin Ran: ...

Fortunately, Bai Xiao is not here, otherwise it would be exposed if he asked why Lin Qi was beaten.

Bai Xiao got two ducks from outside, and he was serving his ducklings.

He was full of roast ducks, and he thought the ducks he raised himself must be more delicious.

When Lin Mo came back, he saw Bai Xiao holding two ducks and smiling like a fool.

"Hey~, your expression is too scary, don't scare the duck."

Lin Mo really didn't understand him. If you want to eat roast duck, can't you just go out and buy it yourself? You can also buy a live duck and roast it. It's too troublesome to raise it yourself.

And you may not be able to raise it alive.

Bai Xiao nodded at the duck's head, "How can my duck be scared so easily? You wait, we can eat duck meat in two months!"

He is still quite confident in his breeding ability. After all, whose theoretical knowledge is as strong as his!

Speaking of which, Lord Si Nong also bred the things that Zhang Yihui brought as tribute from the Western Regions and Xirong.

This time, the food on their table was richer. Whenever Lin Mo had something to do, she would go to the Minister of Agriculture and make him run away as soon as he saw her.

This little girl is simply a locust. Wherever she goes, nothing is left!

There is a pomegranate tree in his house. The fruits on it are delicious. As soon as this little devil came, he took a fancy to his pomegranates.

She was quite good at eating. She hollowed out the inside and kept the outer shell. I don’t know how she ate it. The fruit was still hanging on the tree. It was already a hollow shell.

He didn’t think there was anything wrong at first. If the little ancestor likes to climb trees, let her climb. As a result, when he remembered to pick the fruits one day, the fruits on top were all empty! Some of the skins were black and dried in the sun!

Except for the top ones that she couldn't eat, the ones below were all left for him to eat!

You said this little ancestor was stealing, right? She even left money for you, and there was a purse hanging on the branch. If he went to pick the fruit, he would definitely see it.

Si Nong was so angry that he laughed. Such a naughty person is still a girl. How did Minister Lin raise this little daughter? This girl is too naughty.

But the money is enough for him to go out for a drink, and he hasn't been discovered by his wife. Overall, the result is still good.

During this time, Lin Mo has figured out which family in the capital has fruit trees.

She would go to eat loquats from Liu Hanlin's house next door every few days, and she would eat and take them. Anyway, the yard has been sealed and no one will go there.

It's okay if it's left there and rots, it's okay to eat it.

If it's other families, then she will bring gifts to visit other people's homes and eat as much as she wants. Most families will pack a lot for her to take back.

(Other families: We can all hear what you are thinking, just bring it back for you, anyway, no one at home likes to eat it.)

Everyone mainly eats fruits from outside, not the off-season ones that have to be shipped from far away, or the ones that are shipped from the Western Regions and Western Frontiers.

The more expensive and rarer it is, the more it can prove one's identity. Although some of them are not very delicious, they are still face-saving.

But our Lady Kobayashi doesn't care about these things at all. She only cares whether it tastes good or not, regardless of whether it is shipped from other places.

Isn't it hot now? It's a good season to eat watermelons. Watermelons are sold everywhere on the street.

Moreover, the emperor would often make some iced watermelons for the court officials to cool down. After all, it was quite hot in such a large hall with so many people, even with ice.

When the emperor was in the morning court, halfway through, he asked someone to cut watermelons.

When he cut a certain watermelon, it fell to pieces all over the floor.

Lin Mo said in his heart with great joy: [Wow! The watermelon has diarrhea!]

Bai Xiao: [Hehehe, the color is quite similar.]

The emperor and all his ministers above: ...

How come I suddenly don't want to eat watermelon after hearing what you said!

Emperor Xuande coughed awkwardly, quickly asked someone to clean up the place and cut the watermelon again.

He was a poor emperor who couldn't afford other rare fruits, and other fruits were not enough to eat, but watermelon was still enough.

The queen and her concubines also opened up a watermelon field in the palace, which was completely self-sufficient.

Lin Mo said while eating watermelon: [It would be nice if I could eat it with a spoon. I will eat half of the watermelon by myself when I get home!]

Bai Xiao: [But you can't finish it every time, and I have to eat what you leave. I don't want to eat what you leave, I also want to eat a whole half of the watermelon.]

This guy is always greedy, but he can't bear to throw it away. Every time I throw it to him to eat, he is almost like a trash can.

[Then I'll find a small one. I should be able to finish it.]

[By the way, are there any big melons these days! It's best to eat watermelon with melons!]

Lin Mo thinks this is a good season for eating melons, and it's time to have a few melons to cultivate his sentiments.

Bai Xiao thought for a moment, "Yes, something big happened to Doctor Xue's family recently. His son wanted to go out and have

sex with a prostitute, but was afraid of being caught, so he wore Doctor Xue's clothes and made a fake beard. 】 [He was seen two days ago, and everyone thought it was Doctor Xue. Now everyone is saying that Doctor Xue is still strong. 】

Lin Mo ate the melon more happily, [There is such a thing, why didn’t you say it earlier! ]

Bai Xiao: [Wasn’t the melon incomplete before, now it’s complete. ]

Doctor Xue, who was standing next to Doctor Zhao, almost rolled his eyes.

He said that everyone’s eyes were looking at him strangely recently! It turns out that they are all the rebellious sons in the family!

Doctor Zhao stabbed him with a silver needle, "Old man, old man! Don’t be dizzy! Don’t be dizzy! Don’t finish the melon! Wait until you finish it, then go back to deal with the children!"

Emperor Xuande didn’t know what to say. He knew there was such a thing as cheating his father, but he didn’t expect that there would be such a cheating person!


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