Chapter 192 Four people blow up the toilet together
This idiot ran all the way to an abandoned house.
Lin Mo opened the door and said proudly: "Let me show you my secret base! Isn't it very cool!"
At this moment, a gust of wind blew through, blowing away the dust in the room.
Wei Zhengan Qin Zheng: ...
Your secret base is a bit simple. How long has it been since anyone lived there?
"Master Xiaolin, how come you have a house in such a desolate place? This is already in the suburbs. I remember that this place seemed to be built by the imperial court for refugees to live in when there was a disaster in the past. Your house should be built in the same place."
Bai Xiao answered silently in his heart: [That's right, I don't know why she had to set up her secret base here. There is nothing inside, and it will be a toilet in an ordinary person's house if she doesn't perform later. How will she choose later?]
Lin Mo: [Shut up! Of course, the secret base cannot be in a place with more people. "
Anyway, you just need to know that this place is very fun. There is a peach orchard less than a mile ahead! I asked my father to buy it!"
"To the left is a vegetable field. My sister bought it for me."
"There is a small farm two miles outside the suburbs. It was given to me by my brother and my mother paid for its renovation. This secret base is in the center of these three locations. It is convenient for us to go anywhere for fun!"
Lin Mo showed off his wealth unconsciously and stunned the two men.
Qin Zheng opened his mouth slightly in shock and said, "You have so much property? Your parents and brothers and sisters are so good to you. I have nothing now and still have to rely on my parents."
Wei Zhengan didn't know what to say. He originally thought that he was rich enough, but he didn't expect that Mr. Xiaolin, who usually doesn't show off, is the richest.
The children of ordinary officials don't have much property to control before they get married and start a family. Generally, they have to wait until the truth is clear before they can slowly start to manage the family. The daughter's property is usually given as a dowry. Few people will give their daughters so much property before they get married.
"Master Xiao Lin, you are really the most unique girl in the whole capital."
Last year, when Lin Mo celebrated his birthday, Minister Lin had already bought this peach orchard and the plum forest, because he had heard Lin Mo say that there was a plum forest in the suburbs. He
originally thought that they were wild, but he didn't expect that they belonged to someone else. Since they belonged to someone else, he bought them.
Both pieces of land are now under Lin Mo's name, and the name written on the deed is also Lin Mo's, but his family didn't dare to let him keep such valuable things. All kinds of houses, estates, manors, houses, and various gold and silver treasures given to Lin Mo are now kept by Minister Lin and his wife.
Including the big golden peony that Lin Mo took out last time and said he would give it to someone, it was also given to her by Mrs. Lin as a toy when she was a child.
So Lin Mo is really not poor. The things in the room are not only priceless, but also treasures. There are all kinds of jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, not to mention the ones her parents kept for her, she also has a lot in her own room.
But she has less cash on her, and she is not stupid enough to pawn the things her parents gave her, so she cries about poverty every day.
Xi went to the small kitchen at the back to play house. This small kitchen has been tidied and is actually full of dishes.
Lin Mo said proudly, "This is the food I looted from the two swindlers' homes last time. I put them all here!"
"Come on, let's play a cooking game today. Can you two cook?"
The two shook their heads. "Everyone in the family is responsible for cooking. There are very few men who can cook."
Lin Mo shook his head and pulled Bai Xiao over first.
"Who said that there are very few men who can cook? Bai Xiao can cook. Besides, my father can cook and my brother can cook. You don't understand. It's very attractive for men to cook. Come on, I'll teach you."
These people really dared to teach and learn. However, while playing, Bai Xiao smelled the smell of melon.
[Mo Mo! Stop playing, stop playing, I smell the smell of melon! It's in that toilet! 】
The three people who were cooking stopped in their tracks. Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng looked at each other, feeling so happy.
As expected, Dad was right. It was right to come here to play with Master Xiaolin. Now we have encountered a melon!
Lin Mo was also excited. [Tell me what melon it is. Can we eat it on the spot?]
Bai Xiao answered excitedly: [Affair melon! The woman of the family in front of the toilet was having an affair with a wild man in the toilet. The woman's husband was busy in the vegetable garden next to it. Do you think they are brave?]
Lin Mo took a breath of cool air in his heart. Is it so exciting? These two people really know how to seek excitement.
[Don't they think the toilet smells bad? These toilets are all dry toilets! 】
The two people who were watching the show nearby also nodded in their hearts. Yes, yes, the toilet was really smelly. They couldn't stand it if they stayed there for a while longer. How could these two cheating people stand it?
Bai Xiao said excitedly: [I don't know what will happen now. Let's go and watch the show! 】
Lin Mo glanced at the two people who were pretending to be busy, then found an excuse and said, "You don't know where the toilet is yet, I'll take you to find the toilet first, and then you can go by yourselves if you want to relieve yourself."
The two nodded quickly. They had to go and see such an exciting thing. No matter what the excuse was, Lord Kobayashi's excuses were never very clever.
The dog walked forward stealthily. There was a patch of weeds in front of them. Lin Mo hid behind three tall men and walked on a flat ground.
Soon they saw the toilet. Lin Mo smiled and took out two small firecrackers from his pocket.
When they got closer, they heard the messy noise. Looking to the other side from this angle, they could really see a man working in the vegetable field not far away.
Lin Mo said in deliberate surprise: "Ah! We seem to have run into something big!"
Hua Kongque and Ben Meiren said with exaggerated expressions: "It's really too bad!"
Bai Xiao: "Why don't we go over and take a look, who would do such a thing in the toilet? This must be an affair. Could it be that the woman of this family is having an affair? The man busy not far away is the male owner of this family."
The two of them were really acting their own roles, and the key point was that they hadn't noticed that something was wrong with each other.
Lin Mo ran over to take a look and felt like she was about to get stye. She pretended to be sad and nodded and said, "It's true that the woman of this family is having an affair with someone else. It's really terrible. The male owner is so nice and even sent me fruit. Come! We must stop such things. These small firecrackers are for you."
These firecrackers were picked out from under the firecrackers at home when she went out. She picked a few out every day in the past two days to play with. Then her father saw that she liked to play with them, so he simply hung a long strip in her room so that she could play with them when she had nothing to do.
The thumb-sized firecrackers would explode immediately after being lit with fire. Half of the toilet was open to the air. Several people were ambushed on a slope and lit small firecrackers and threw them there just like fighting the Japanese.
"Hurry up, I've run out of them."
"You guys should aim carefully, I didn't bring much with you."
Soon, screams came from the toilet, and there was the sound of the toilet exploding.
"Ahhhh! Help! Help!"
A man and a woman rushed out of the toilet without even having time to put on their clothes, their bodies covered in dirt.
The guy lying in ambush on the hillside was almost laughing like crazy.
"Everyone, our mission was successful!"