Chapter 196 Untitled Draft
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao felt sorry for Lord Jiang’s experience, but it was only for a short while.
After all, they still had to find time to eat other melons.
As usual, he went to court and slept, after all, he stayed up late last night.
Listening to the two piggy-like snoring, everyone sighed in their hearts.
Like people, like rulers. These two people are really becoming more and more alike.
Emperor Xuande looked at someone sleeping with his hands on his hips next to him, and he began to seriously consider whether to arrange a chair for this person.
It was tiring for
people to sleep standing next to him every day. Both the father and son of the Lin family have become numb.
They might be surprised the first and second time, but now it is all commonplace.
Isn't it just sleeping in the court? Eating and sleeping are common things, as long as you don't poop here.
They still can't accept pooping, they still have to save face.
Lin Mo didn't wake up until the end of the court, and she was woken up by Lord Li next to her.
Lord Li felt a little uncomfortable in his heart when he saw her like this. He looked at himself who was busy every day, and then looked at Lin Mo who was dozing off every day. Finally, he made up his mind.
"Lord Lin, you have learned from me and now it's time for you to get the hang of it. Why don't you start learning to record some things."
Lin Mo answered confusedly: "It's just a diary. I write it every day. As she said that, she took out a small notebook from her arms."
Lord Li took her small notebook and looked at it. The expression on his face was hard to describe.
She also wrote down her mood when she woke up in the morning, what she ate in the morning, including her poop and constipation, as well as her thoughts on various things.
It is indeed a very complete diary.
Lord Li twitched his mouth and returned her diary, "Lord Xiaolin, you can't give such things to others casually, do you know?"
Lin Mo: "Why not, are you afraid that he will learn about my daily life?"
She doesn't have any secrets, she lives happily every day.
Bai Xiao: [I know why you can't show it to others. You even wrote down where you pooped and when you pooped. There are some perverts who will go to the place where you poop to squat on you! You still have to be careful.]
Lin Mo suddenly realized: [That makes sense! It's still because my sense of security is not high enough, but I don't think anyone will squat on me at home.]
The conversation between these two people made everyone else silent.
Who wants to know this about you! And you are a girl, how can you speak such vulgar words!
Both the father and son of the Lin family have gotten used to it. Facing the looks from everyone, they can still look back normally, and that look is particularly frank.
They are so frank that it makes others a little embarrassed. As the saying goes
, if you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed. Lord Li suddenly felt that it was good to let others have free time. Most of the records are subjective, all about mood, and too much bias.
As a historian, you have to record everything impartially, and your own bias cannot be too strong .
However, the emperor does have a job for her now, and he originally planned to let someone else do it.
"Hey, this is what Xiao Lin recorded. The record of this day is quite clear. I just need someone to record recently. Eunuch Li's apprentice is sick recently. Xiao Lin, how about you come and take care of it for two days?"
Emperor Xuande came over without knowing when.
Lin Mo raised his head in confusion. [So you let me do the work! Didn't you say that I can just slack off every day! This is a fraud! ]
The eunuch in charge of writing the emperor's daily notes was indeed sick, but there were others. Emperor Xuande just wanted Lin Mo to go and have some fun.
It was really too annoying to review memorials every day. Those three useless people often went out to eat melons. Don't they know that once they go out, he, as the father, will have a lot of things to do.
"You don't need to worry too much, Xiaolin, you're just here for two days. I know that you are Lord Li's right-hand man. I'll let you come back to help Lord Li after things are done." Lin
Mo nodded blankly, but soon became excited again!
[Xiaobai! We can go to the palace to play! Are you happy or not? I can also see what a day of the emperor is like! ]
It's just two days of work, just treat it as a two-day experience.
It's a pity that I can't play with Hua Kongque Beimeiren. She originally asked these two people to go out and play.
Bai Xiao: [Then you have to bring more food. The food in the palace is not as good as yours. ]
Emperor: ...Do you have to be so honest.
The father and son of the Lin family sighed. Of course they knew that the emperor wanted to have fun, but they were afraid that this little bastard of theirs would treat the emperor as fun.
How dare the emperor put this little bastard by his side ?
Ordinary people might still worry about letting him see the secrets, but for Lin Mo, there is really no need to worry.
Is there anything in this world that she doesn't know? As long as she wants to know something in this world that she doesn't know, the emperor has never thought about whether the secrets will be leaked or not.
Moreover, she has heard everything that happened in the court clearly, so what secrets can there be.
That day, Lin Mo went home to pack her things.
She was happily packing her things, and the other people in the Lin family were in a meeting.
"What if Moer gets into trouble when she goes to the palace? Why didn't you stop her at that time?"
Madam Lin was extremely unwilling to let her daughter work for the emperor. She
was mainly afraid that her unruly girl might do something to make the emperor angry again, then it would be all over!
Minister Lin sighed and said, "I couldn't refuse the situation at that time. Madam, you don't have to worry too much. The emperor just wanted Moer to go there to play. How could he really give her the job?"
"It was just two days. Moer came back very quickly."
The emperor did not really give the job to Lin Mo. He said that he wanted Lin Mo to record it, but the one who actually recorded it was another eunuch.
Lin Mo packed a lot of food. She was not afraid of anything except not eating well.
Seeing this big bag of food, the Lin family members calmed down at once.
Forget it. They were not worried about this little bastard here.
"Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, I'm leaving. Don't miss me. I'll be back in two days!"
"I will definitely do the work assigned by the emperor beautifully. We will celebrate when I come back!"
Lin Mo followed the eunuch with a big bag of things. The Lin family members looked at her cheerful back with mixed feelings.
When they arrived at the palace, Lin Mo was arranged to live in a small palace. As soon as the arrangement was made, she had to start working.
She stood beside the emperor with a bag of food, holding a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other.
Emperor Xuande burped, and she began to record: [At 2 p.m., the emperor burped very loudly, and it smelled like green onions.]
Emperor: ...
Eunuch Li standing next to him: ...