Chapter 226 Duel between two old men
Because both of them had similar experiences, such as frequent bedwetting and wanting to blame others, Bai Xiao formed a team for them.
Moreover, the two men's methods of pursuing their wives were somewhat similar, both shamelessly using the method of self-torture. He felt that by putting the two together, they could probably exchange some ideas.
The popularity of this storybook in the capital is really not to be underestimated. Even the emperor had someone buy two copies.
Princess Xin's business idea is still good. She has now reached a contract with the lady who specializes in writing storybooks, and the two are now partners.
After seeing this flower book, the queen and other concubines also wanted to come over to share a piece of the pie. As for the materials, they didn't mind using the emperor's materials.
But this was rejected.
Princess Xin said earnestly to the Queen: "Sister-in-law, I didn't say this, so I'll just tell you the truth. Although my brother is good-looking, the conditions are set. If he were ten or eight years younger, it would be fine. Now it's a bit difficult to write it into a storybook."
The storybooks are basically full of handsome men and beautiful women. Although the emperor is good-looking, he still can't keep his figure as good as others after so many years.
The Queen sighed when she heard this, but he still wouldn't give up on making money.
"Sister-in-law, please think about it and give me some more time. I also think that it is not good for the emperor to sit like this all the time. It is time for him to exercise. You said that his face is not bad. I will remind him to exercise more and let him get in shape. Then we can cooperate again."
The queen has made up her mind now. Princess Xin was shocked when she heard her words.
Princess Xin was not from a high family. Her mother was from a merchant family and her father was not a high official. She was not the most favored one in the family, so she married Prince Xin who was also not favored.
However, her talent for business was inherited from her mother. If she had not tried her best to make money for so many years, the palace would have been in trouble.
Now she is not poor, but looking at the Empress, she thinks the palace is even poorer than their palace.
"Since the Empress's sister-in-law has said so, I will go back and think about it carefully. I will think about what kind of story I can write about my brother. Forget about the love story. Let's write other types."
Hearing this, the Empress's smile suddenly brightened.
Your Majesty, in order for us to live a better life, we have to sacrifice you. I'm sure you won't mind!
The Emperor, who was reviewing memorials in his study at the moment, felt a chill on his back. He thought the window was too open, so he asked Eunuch Li to close it.
The palace was exciting, and Lin Mo's life outside was also good.
She had already found a way to bring the bed-wetting duo together.
"Second Prince, this is the Prince of Zhennan. I am introducing you to each other today because you have the same experience. I think you must have something to talk about."
Second Prince: ??? What same experience?
The Prince of Zhennan is the adopted son of the previous emperor and the only prince with a different surname. According to the generation division, the Prince of Zhennan should be his younger brother.
When he was confused, Bai Xiao had happily answered for him: [You both wet the bed! And you both like to blame others. 】
The Second Prince, Ji Qianhua: ...
Ji Qianhua grabbed Lin Mo by the back of her collar and said with gritted teeth: "Little girl, can you please stop cheating me? I have been good to you since childhood. Have you forgotten who often rode on you when you were a child?"
Lin Mo replied speechlessly: "You mean you let me ride on your back and then you crawled under the table and let me hit my head on the edge of the table, right?"
This man has been unreliable since he was a child. Although he is very good to her, everything he does is stupid.
When he was a child, he often let her ride on him. She was quite happy at first, but this man always crawled under the table or crawled under the stool. She had to either lower her head or lie down, otherwise she would hit her head. She also developed a good skill of dodging.
This also laid a good foundation for her to avoid her father's beatings in the future.
The second prince couldn't help laughing: "It's fun to see you two getting along."
Bai Xiao complained in his heart: [Of course, one is more deceptive than the other.]
Lin Mo:...
Ji Qianhua:...
What's wrong with your system? Why are you still talking nonsense? How did we two deceive each other?
Lin Mo gathered them together and was about to leave. She had to go eat melons.
"You two have fun here. After all, you two are brothers. Your Highness the Second Prince, you have to play well with him." [Don't let him have time to look for my sister.]
Hearing Lin Mo's latter words, the two of them almost couldn't hold back.
So this is your purpose. The second prince looked at Ji Qianhua with pity. This brother is really unlucky. He was targeted by Lin Mo and he even took a fancy to the eldest lady of the Lin family.
This little ancestor must be punished if he doesn't die. First of all, I will cut off your contact with the eldest lady of the Lin family.
Ji Qianhua was also very helpless in his heart. This girl thought about one thing after another every day.
Lin Mo couldn't care less now. She asked Bai Xiao anxiously: [Do you think I can catch up with that melon if I go over there?]
Bai Xiao: [Yes, I can catch up. The peacock is waiting there.]
Seeing how anxious these two people were, the second prince and Ji Qianhua were also very curious about what kind of melon they were talking about.
At this moment, the colorful peacock was hiding in the small pond, watching the two old men dueling in front of him with excitement.
One of the old men was the Tai Shi we were very familiar with, and the other old man was an unknown one.
The two old men were fighting each other with a stick, and they were still cursing.
Qin Zheng was hiding on the other side with excitement.
He said that it was definitely not an idle matter when Lord Xiaolin asked them to go out today, and he didn't expect to see the Tai Shi fighting with others.
The old man in his 60s said he wanted to duel with another old man, fortunately they came earlier.
"Senior brother, your body skills have regressed a lot in these years," the other old man looked at the Tai Shi with a mocking face.
The Grand Master was so angry that his beard flew off. "How good do you think you are? Look at the wrinkles on your face. You look older than me."
Another old man: ... I'm talking to you about your body skills and you're talking to me about my skin. Are you sick?
The officials in the court are becoming more and more like Lin Mo. They mainly answer questions irrelevantly and in a hurtful way.
The peacock, who closed his eyes at this moment, asked a serious question: "What kind of body skills do these two old men have when they fight? Isn't it just you hit me and I hit you back?"