Chapter 250 Others fart with their buttocks, you fart with your mouth

Lin Mo's question made Ji Qianhua sweat coldly.

He could be sure that he had never liked anyone, but he could not be sure whether others liked him. He could not ask them one by one.

Ji Qianhua glanced at Lin Ran quietly, and saw that Lin Ran's face did not change, as if she did not pay attention to this topic at all, but when she pinched the needle, it could be seen that she was not so calm in her heart.

At this time, Xiaobai replied: [There are people who like him, but they were all cut off by himself. ]

[When he just returned to the capital, a girl fell in love with him, and the girl was particularly proactive and invited him to go out to appreciate flowers and go boating. Do you know how this guy made the girl give up the idea of ​​him. 】

【What method? 】 Lin Mo was really curious. It shouldn’t be a proper method.

Bai Xiao couldn’t hold back his laughter in his heart. Then he said with a smile: 【You don’t know how cruel this guy is. He specially took the girl to dinner, drank a large pot of wine before he even ate, and then burped long and loudly at her, which directly disillusioned the girl. 】

Lin Mo: ...

Lin Ran: ...

You are really worthy of being Ji Kengkeng. I knew that you couldn’t think of any normal method, but I didn’t expect that the method you thought of would be so damaging.

【 A few times later, there were girls who asked him out to play. The method he used was similar. Anyway, it was to destroy his image in the girls’ hearts. As far as I know, his image was completely destroyed. Ji

Qianhua's face was now flushed, he didn't like those girls so naturally he wanted to find a way to deal with them.

They just asked her out to play, and they didn't say they liked him, so it would be too presumptuous for him to refuse, so he thought of all these methods.

No matter if the method is harmful or not, as long as it is useful, it is still very useful so far.

As Lin Mo thought about it, another question that made him curious came up in his little head.

Do you think this person who hiccups can control the hiccups while singing? Hiccup after singing a sentence, and hiccup after every sentence. If he has such a skill, then Jian Shou is really amazing! 】

As soon as this thought crossed Lin Mo's mind, he looked at Ji Qianhua expectantly. Even Lin Ran had a hint of curiosity on his face.

Ji Qianhua:...Why is it always so strange if it's not what you're concerned about? What normal person would sing while burping? It makes him seem mentally ill.

Without hesitation, Lin Mo invited her future brother-in-law to drink together that night.

When they heard that she wanted to drink, Minister Lin and his wife were the first to disagree.

"Don't you know how much you can drink? Why do you want to drink with others? You think you have too few mounts, right?"

Nail Pa was busy nursing the child. Without Nail Pa by its side, no one except these two ancestors could get close to the wild boar.

The only person who could get close to the wild boar was the servant who fed it, but he could only get close to deliver food.

Lin Mo looked up at his parents quietly, then whispered, "I haven't drunk for a long time. Parents, please believe me that I really know my limits."

[And my purpose today is not to drink myself. I want to make Ji Qianhua burp. I want to know if he can sing with the sound of burping. ]

Lin Family Couple: ...Your focus is as good as ever. How did your brother Ji Ji offend you recently?

Although Minister Lin and his wife disagreed, Lin Mo still convinced his parents with his eloquence, so that night the future sister-in-law and future brother-in-law started drinking on the roof.

As they drank, the two became more and more excited, and Lin Mo also spoke out his request for the first time.

"Brother Ji Ji, can you show me how to burp to get out of bed? There's an adult in the court who can even fart with a rhythm, you shouldn't be worse than him."

(The adult who farted:... Why are you comparing me with this guy? I wanted to hold it in but I failed this time so I let out a rhythm!)

Ji Qianhua had already been fed a whole jar of wine, so his thoughts were a bit out of place. Just by being provoked, he was about to start showing off.

Hearing the long and deep burp, Lin Mo immediately applauded.

It was also the first time that Bai Xiao saw someone with such a skill. How did he make the burp sound so low

? And it was so long! Did he install something in his throat?

[Oh my God! 360 There are top talents in every field, and I now declare that Brother Ji Ji is the top talent in burping, which is really amazing! 】

Bai Xiao: [That's right, compared to him, the adult who farts is nothing, that adult farts with his buttocks, and the sound is short and muffled, but Ji Qianhua is different], Xiao Bai was interrupted by Lin Mo before she finished her words.

She only heard her excitedly say: [Others fart with their buttocks, but he farts with his mouth, and from this point he wins! This is not something that ordinary people can do. 】

The Lin family couple standing under the eaves watching her: ... You really can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth.

Look at what you said, are these good words? What does it mean to fart with your mouth? Fortunately, Qianhua drank too much, otherwise it would definitely be a big deal.

Lin Mo finally started to try it himself, and then all he could hear was the sound of burping on the roof.

The scene and the sound were so magical that people who didn't know would think they had invented a new language.

Bai Xiao: [I want to know how you two were communicating back and forth, and you were communicating so seriously.]

The two of them looked at each other, burping and nodding from time to time, as if they were really talking.

Lin Mo said a little embarrassedly: [Actually, there was no communication. It was just that he burped at me and I felt it was a bit impolite not to go back.]

Bai Xiao: ...Then you are really too polite.

[I have another question. Why did you two nod to each other as if you were communicating? Lin Mo

: We were indeed communicating, but I didn’t understand the meaning of his eyes. He nodded at me and I nodded back. This is called reciprocity.

Oh, you are actually quite cultured. You used the idiom correctly, but it’s a bit wrong to use it in this context.

In the end, Ji Qianhua was carried down. He drank all the Xitanzi wine by himself and burped actively and passively all night long.