Chapter 31 You actually want the crown prince and the second prince to get together!
The second prince now really wants to cover the mouth of the system, but he doesn't dare.
Lin Mo originally wanted to hear about the second prince of Xijiang, but now that the system said so, she is even more curious about their country's second prince.
[Tongzi, you can talk about the second prince of Xijiang later. Now let's talk about our second prince. What do you think is wrong with his sex life? Is it that he can't last long or that he can't have sex?] The
second prince took a deep breath: Who can't have sex! If you can't have sex, then I can't have sex! All
the ministers, including the emperor above, were secretly looking at the second prince, but the look in their eyes was a little unclear, and the position they were looking at seemed a little wrong.
But fortunately, the system proved his innocence.
System: [There is enough time, and it is quite good, but it is too rigid and the postures are too scarce. You don’t know how the Second Prince’s wife and the two concubines complain about him behind his back. No matter who of these three people sleeps with the Second Prince, they will definitely have a complaining meeting the next day.]
Lin Mo took a look at the handsome Second Prince, and imagined the scene of the Second Prince’s wife and the two concubines complaining about him. This time he really couldn’t help it.
[Hahaha! How did he do it? All three women are dissatisfied with him! Isn’t it said that men are born with it?]
System: [In fact, there is only one main reason. The Second Prince is unwilling to learn. He always thinks he is very powerful and has an inexplicable self-confidence, and then he uses the same posture to the end. 】
【You don't know what the Second Prince's wife said about him. She said that after being married to the Second Prince for so many years, she didn't learn anything else, but her acting ability has improved. 】
【But there is an advantage to the Second Prince being like this. 】
Lin Mo: 【What advantage? 】
Everyone also pricked up their ears to listen. Can this thing have any advantages?
The Second Prince himself is now almost dying of shame and anger. The Crown Prince and the Third Prince are afraid that he will lose control of his emotions on the spot, so they hold him tightly.
No matter what, it can't affect them from eating melons!
The system laughed obscenely and said: 【The Second Prince relied on his own strength to make the Second Prince's wife and the two concubines become a faction, and the house fight was stopped for the first time! Awesome! 】
【Now these three women have to deal with the Second Prince every day. They even exchange acting skills in private, and even shirk responsibility with each other. When the Second Prince's wife was pregnant with her first child, she simply wanted to set off firecrackers to celebrate! Because she wouldn't have to sleep with him anymore! 】
Lin Mo was almost dying of laughter, and her laughter was like a sword piercing the Second Prince's heart.
The Second Prince was completely numb now. Why did this system even know about his sexual life? What else could it do when it was full?
And why would his Princess and Concubine treat him like this! They were even complaining about him together!
The crown prince looked at his brother who had lost all hope in life, and said to him with pity: "Second brother, it's okay, as long as you are able to do it. You can learn more about this matter. I have collected many rare books. I will have someone send a few to you after the court session. You should learn them well!"
The third prince also said schadenfreude: "Yes, second brother, even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about the three sisters-in-law. They are so tired to act with you every day!" The
second prince looked at the two brothers expressionlessly, and said dejectedly: "Can you two stop talking now? Can you let me be alone and quiet for a while?"
It was impossible to be quiet, because everyone in the court was secretly looking at him, including his respected father.
Emperor Xuande looked at his son with a look of disappointment, "How can you fail in this matter! Didn't someone send you a picture album when you got married? Can't you learn it well?" The
emperor knew that his second son always liked to be prudish, but he didn't expect that he would be prudish in this matter and force the princess and the concubine into this state. While
other people's harems were fighting among themselves, his harem was united against the outside world (the second prince). It must be said that he is really a genius! He is really a genius in balancing his wives and concubines! After
Lin Mo laughed enough, he quietly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then said with emotion: "I didn't expect the second prince to be such a person. You can't tell from his appearance. 】
System: [That's right. Last time you said that the Third Prince was a smiling tiger. These brothers are smart on the surface. Don't think that the Crown Prince looks very stable now. In fact, he plays very freely in private! 】
The smile on the corner of the Crown Prince's mouth was retracted in an instant, and the Second Prince's heart was suddenly relieved.
Everyone's eyes secretly looked at the Crown Prince again, so the main point today is to eat royal melons, right!
Why is the Crown Prince playing so freely? Could it be that he is messing around!
Even the emperor above is a little worried. He is still very satisfied with his eldest son. He is proficient in literary talent, military strategy, and governing the country. He should not make mistakes in women! The Crown Prince
is in the same mood as the Second Prince now. He wants to cover the mouth of this system.
Lin Mo chuckled, but this laugh was filled with a very obscene smell.
Everyone present felt offended when they heard this laugh.
Minister Lin had been standing there for a long time and was already numb. Let this world be destroyed!
Emperor Xuande rubbed the goose bumps on his hands and thought depressedly in his heart: Why does this girl's laughter make people feel so uncomfortable? How can a girl have such a laugh?
Lin Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking. He just wanted to know how the prince was open-minded.
[Tongzi, don't keep me in suspense! Tell me how the prince was open-minded! I remember that the prince seemed to have only one princess consort! There were no other concubines. Among the three princes, it seemed that only the second prince had a concubine. 】
System: [When I say open, I don’t mean what you think. I mean the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess are open in their tricks. You don’t know how open they are! They form a sharp contrast with the Second Prince’s Jianshou! 】
[The Crown Prince also collects many, many rare books, at least a few big boxes, and he can learn! 】
This system is very spiritual. The Crown Prince is now like a cooked tomato.
What a sin! The stable image that has been maintained for so many years has now collapsed in an instant!
The emperor above also looked at his eldest son with a complicated look in his eyes. I didn’t expect you to be such a Crown Prince!
Why can’t these two sons balance each other a little? One plays too openly and the other doesn’t know how to play! It’s really worrying!
Lin Mo's thoughts are the same as the emperor's. [I think the crown prince and the second prince should get together. When the crown prince has nothing to do, he can guide the second prince!]
The system took a breath of cold air when it heard this: [Let the crown prince guide the second prince, so you want them to be gay! Longyang Zhihao, then one of them must not be good!]
Hearing the system's words, everyone present took a breath of cold air in their hearts. The crown prince and the second prince were choked by their own saliva.
Lin Mo actually wants them to be gay!
Although they don't mean to be gay, but the system said that Longyang Zhihao, they understand the meaning, and being gay should be the same as Longyang Zhihao.