Chapter 310 Childhood: Lin Moer, did you pull the table?
Lin Qi and Lin Ran were still young, so they lived in the two courtyards next door. Listening to the heart-wrenching cries coming from their parents' courtyard, the two siblings silently covered their heads with quilts.
Lin Ran: "Sister has made parents angry again. Was I like this when I was a child?"
Lin Qi and Ji Qianhua lived in the same courtyard. Now, the two of them are on good terms and are sleeping on the same bed.
Ji Qianhua looked outside curiously and asked worriedly, "I've lived here for so long, and I hear crying every now and then. Where is this crying coming from?"
Lin Qi covered his head with the quilt and said as if it was normal, "It must be my little sister who made my parents angry again. I'll get used to it."
I don't know how a little kid who is not even a year old can have such ability to make her parents so angry every day.
Ji Qianhua was silent for a few seconds and then said, "I remember that my sister Mo'er is not even a year old, right?"
Lin Qi: "What's wrong with being less than a year old? Do naughty people still look at age?"
Ji Qianhua: ... Indeed.
Lin Mo fell asleep with tears in his eyes, lying on his father's belly, tears still hanging on his eyelashes, his mouth still pouting pitifully.
Minister Lin patted Lin Mo's back gently and whispered: "Who do you think this little girl looks like? Neither of us has such a temper."
Mrs. Lin yawned and said tiredly: "Anyway, it's not like me. I think it looks like you."
Minister Lin:...How can it look like me? I wasn't like this when I was a child.
Anyway, he now knows that all the bad things about the little girl are like him.
After this incident that night, Lin Mo slowly "learned" to speak.
"Brother Ji Ji, eat," Lin Mo grabbed a handful of yellow stuff and was about to stuff it into Ji Qianhua's mouth.
Ji Qianhua's expression was distorted with fear. He just saw the little girl take out such a thing from behind her butt.
Lin Mo didn't understand why he had to dodge. This was the candy that her brother brought back for her from school. Although it was a bit sticky, it was really delicious, fragrant and sweet.
If she hadn't seen him playing with her here for a whole day, she wouldn't have been willing to give him the candy.
She could only eat three pieces a day, and this bag was almost finished.
"Eat!" You don't want to eat it, right? But she insisted that he eat it!
Ji Qianhua was sat on the ground by Lin Mo, and he stuffed the thing in his hand into his mouth with all his strength.
Lin Ran saw this horrible scene as soon as she came over. She widened her eyes and hurried to find Mrs. Lin.
When Madam Lin hurried over, Ji Qianhua was sitting on the ground with a yellow and sticky face, and Lin Mo was not much better. The two of them sat in a row and stuffed the yellow stuff into their mouths!
"What are you two doing here!" Is this thing edible?
Ji Qianhua was indeed struggling not to eat it not long ago, but after tasting it, he found that he was wrong.
He also saw the small bag that Lin Mo hung behind him, and this was not what he thought.
Madam Lin rushed over and picked them up, and she didn't care whether it was dirty or not.
Ji Qianhua saw her like this and knew that she was wrong, so she quickly explained: "Aunt, my sister and I are eating candy, but this candy has melted."
Eating candy? What kind of candy is like this?
Lin Mo took out another piece of candy from the back, and this candy melted even more disgustingly.
Originally, this candy was sticky, and now she was carrying it on her body, so her body temperature melted the candy. When she took it out, it was just a sticky mass.
"Mom, sister, eat!"
The mother and daughter of the Lin family looked at this candy that made people unable to eat it, and the expressions on their faces were particularly complicated.
They really couldn't eat it, but they really couldn't bear to refuse when Lin Mo looked at them with his big eyes.
Then, Mrs. Lin said, "Mom doesn't like to eat this candy, you put it away and give it to your father, your father likes to eat this."
At this moment, Minister Lin, who was handling official business, suddenly felt a chill on his back.
Lin Mo looked at his mother suspiciously. His mother loved sweet things the most, and she loved all kinds of cakes.
His father also liked sweet things, but he always ate them secretly, probably because he thought eating sweets would damage his dignity.
It can be said that their whole family likes sweet things.
But since his mother said to save it for his father, then let's save it.
The misunderstanding was finally resolved, but it did scare Mrs. Lin a lot.
This kind of thing only needs to happen once, but don't let it happen a second time. She can't stand such stimulation.
That night, Minister Lin came back and looked at the yellow thing on the table that he couldn't tell what it was, and fell into deep thought.
"Lin Moer! Did you poop on the table?"
Lin Mo, who was rolling on the bed: ? ? ? When did I poop? I've already had a bowel movement today.
Mrs. Lin came over after taking a bath and said with a smile while twisting her hair: "What are you thinking about? This is the candy your daughter left for you."
Hearing that it was candy, Minister Lin was obviously relieved. It was not just pooping on the table.
But he was also a little relieved in his heart. This little bastard has grown up and actually left food for him.
Although this look is a bit unsightly, it is still the intention of his little daughter.
After a lot of psychological preparation, Minister Lin held his breath, closed his eyes and stuffed the candy into his mouth.
Although this look is not very good, it still tastes good.
Mrs. Lin laughed so happily. It was fun to trick her husband every day. Why didn't she find this thing so fun before?
Days passed one by one, and Lin Mo soon turned one year old. The first
birthday celebration is a big one, and the couple of the Lin family started preparing for it very early.
Officials from noble families and court officials who have good relations with the Lin family will also come.
"You don't know how much Lin Huan's little daughter looks like him. They look exactly like him!"
"Really? I can't imagine what he would look like as a girl. Although he is good-looking, it's not right for a girl to look like him."
"Why not? He is handsome and androgynous. I don't admire him in other aspects but I really admire him in this aspect. Anyway, his little daughter looks exactly like him. You can't imagine him drooling, right? Last time I went to play with his daughter, she smiled at me and drooled with her face that looked exactly like Lin Huan. You have no idea how happy I felt."
"Wow! You didn't even tell me such a good thing. I must go to the first birthday party this time. I want to see how much the father and daughter look alike."