Chapter 341 Extra: Have a baby? Lin Mo: I won’t, you have to have one
Because she is married, Lin Mo sometimes receives invitations to get-togethers of married ladies.
Lin Mo has never been interested in such get-togethers.
After she went there once, she never wanted to go again. All those people talked about their husbands and children, not even themselves.
It felt like those people had completely abandoned themselves after getting married, showing off their husbands, children, and jewelry. I wonder if they still remember what they looked like before they got married.
Bai Xiao: "If you don't like to go, then don't go. That Madam Chang is the one who boasted about how promising her five-year-old son was last time. She just made that kid up."
Lin Mo: "Of course, there's no big news. All you have are gossips about parents. I'm tired of them after eating them a few times." What
she wants now are those big news that can shock people, but she feels that people in the capital are getting more and more boring recently.
Looking at the post in her hand, Lin Mo threw it aside first.
She might as well play at home with this time. It's better to go and play with Hua Kongque and Stupid Beauty than to play with those people.
Bai Xiao tried hard to search for it, wanting to know if there were any big news recently, and he really found it.
"You can go to this party this time. There is a big news on the scene. Although it is not very explosive, it is worth listening to."
Lin Mo's head immediately stood up. There is a news. That's another story. Let's go!
It seems that the two people went out in a very aggressive manner. Mrs. Lin: ... Seeing
these two people like this, I know that something big is going to happen today.
"Come on, let's go out together." Anyway, there is nothing to do at home, so it's good to go out for a walk.
Mrs. Lin has enjoyed herself more since she went to Modern once. The main point is that she doesn't have to worry.
Anyway, there is nothing to worry about at home. The only thing to worry about is this little bastard at home.
The little bastard has been used to worrying for so many years, and other things are okay.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were a familiar pair when they went out, one became smaller while the other walked forward with great momentum.
Other ladies had to be followed by several maids, but Lin Mo was different.
Moreover, she was not in the same league as other ladies, as they were called Madam after their husband's surname, but she was not called Lady Xiao Lin by anyone outside.
"Hey, Lady Xiao Lin is here, please come in."
Lin Mo was basically met with smiling faces whenever she appeared, and wherever she appeared, even some people who didn't come would rush over.
If she didn't come to this banquet, it meant that nothing was going to happen at this banquet, in short, it was not fun.
If there was a banquet she went to, it meant that there must be something fun at this banquet, and everyone usually went there with their hearts on edge.
Because you don't know whether this funny thing will happen to you or someone else. You thought you were here to eat melons, but you might become the melon.
Bai Xiao: [Walk inside to the long corridor, and see the lady in purple. She has a big melon! ]
Everyone's ears stood up at once. Lin Mo strode forward. Those who didn't know would think she was going to hit someone.
The lady in purple was urging a young lady to give birth. She boasted about her own sons and daughters while urging others to have children.
Anyway, people nowadays are like this, and Lin Mo was too lazy to listen.
"Madam Ji, who are you urging to have a baby today? If you have the time to urge others, you might as well have a few more children yourself. There's no need to urge others."
Lin Mo didn't have a very good impression of this lady. Last time, she even acted like an elder in front of her and urged her to have a baby.
Is she someone that ordinary people can control? Don't you think about what kind of person she is?
The smile on Madam Ji's face disappeared as soon as she saw Lin Mo. Last
time, she was so embarrassed by Lin Mo that she didn't go out for half a month. After returning home, she was scolded by her mother-in-law and husband.
This time, she was smart and didn't say anything.
Lin Mo snorted and found a chair to sit down. Seeing that Lin Mo didn't refute her this time, Madam Ji breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he started to urge the young lady to give birth again, but the sound was much quieter.
Bai Xiao: [I really don’t know why this person likes to urge others to give birth. She gave birth to 10 children and none of them are her husband’s. Is there any need to show off like this?]
Lin Mo: [!!! What the hell, is that what I meant? You didn’t come the last time I met this lady. I didn’t expect to miss such a big melon. Fortunately, I got to eat it this time!]
The ladies also took a breath of cold air in their hearts. They didn’t expect that Madam Ji looked old-fashioned and pedantic. They didn’t expect that she could do such a thing. It’s true that you can’t judge a person by his appearance!
Madam Ji’s eyes went dark and she opened her mouth to refute, but the young lady in front of her slapped her on the mouth.
If you disturb someone from eating melons, you will be punished by heaven and earth. Even the melon owner cannot disturb others from eating melons!
Madam Ji, whose mouth was numb from being hit:...
She really didn't have an affair with anyone. She was born in a good family. Her father used to be the chief academic officer of the Imperial College. He attached the most importance to the chastity of women. How could she do such a thing!
Bai Xiao: [But it's not her fault. Her husband couldn't have children so he kept it a secret from her. The children she gave birth to are all her second uncle's. The two brothers were engaged in marriage fraud! ]
Lin Mo's eyes widened. Marriage fraud is not uncommon, but it is a bit strange that she was deceived for so long and gave birth to so many children without being discovered.
I don't know whether to say that Madam Ji trusts her husband too much, doesn't understand her husband too well, or is too naive.
You don't even know who you slept with at night? This is too shocking!
Bai Xiao continued: [This Madam Ji values male superiority over female, her brain is not very smart, and she favors boys over girls. She believes everything her husband says, so she didn't find out for so long. ]
[Mr. Ji is from the Ministry of Industry. His position is not very high, but he has a lot of experience. He has no talent but he has never done anything bad. Anyway, he is neither high nor low. ]
[Master Ji’s younger brother has not married yet and still lives with them.]
Lin Mo: [Oh my God! So this is to serve the two brothers, right? It’s so blasting!]
Madam Ji was out of breath and fainted.
The young lady opposite her slapped her in the face and woke her up. Don’t faint! The melon is not finished yet!
This person is also asking for it. She always laughs at those ladies who don’t have children, saying that they are old hens that don’t lay eggs, and she always urges others to give birth.
She always likes to say some bad things behind others’ backs. She is jealous of other people’s children’s smartness, saying that smart children in childhood may not be smart when they grow up.
Others don’t bother with her for the sake of the old chief priest, and she really thinks that her status is so high.
This time, she hit a wall. The last time she gave birth to Lin Mo, many people knew that her end would not be good.
But last time, everyone thought that there was nothing wrong with her. Unexpectedly, it was not that there was no retribution, but that the time had not come.
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were talking very seriously. They asked you to be conservative and pedantic, and then the most explosive thing happened to you. Let's see how you can still be conservative and pedantic.
Madam Ji sat on the side with a pale face, dizzy and unable to get over it. As long as she showed signs of dizziness, the young lady next to her would pinch her. She couldn't speak and was dizzy.
Now everyone is more sympathetic to her. Although this person is quite annoying, he is also quite pitiful.
If she can accept it, it's actually okay. After all, there are also cases where the elder brother dies and the sister-in-law marries the younger brother.
But the Ji family is a little different from this matter, because Lord Ji is still alive.
Lin Mo was very satisfied with the melon, and when he left, he did not forget to remind Mrs. Ji to light an extra lamp when she and her husband rested at night.
With the lamp on, she would be able to tell who her husband is.
Lord Ji and his brother are not twins, and even if they look alike, they can't be exactly the same.
As soon as Lin Mo left, the scene exploded, but Lin Mo and Bai Xiao forgot about this matter in a blink of an eye.
Anyway, the melon was eaten, and there was no need to keep such things in mind.
"Anyway, I don't want to have children. If you want to have children, you can do it. You are the system. There must be a way."
Bai Xiao: [But I am a man now. When I was choosing my body, I chose a man, which means that my body structure is exactly the same as that of a normal man. How can I give birth? I don't have a uterus. ]
Lin Mo: [Then can't you create a uterus for yourself? When you give birth, you can just poop it out. Is that okay? ]
Bai Xiao was immediately silenced by her. Do you really think this method is feasible?
So I put the uterus in the large intestine, right? What's going on in this person's brain? Why does it seem that he is not smart in ancient times, but it's quite normal now.
Could it be a problem with the air in ancient times?
[Be a little more normal, I can't replace my uterus, even if I do, it's impossible to place it in the large intestine, it feels like you've learned biology in vain.]
Lin Mo chuckled, [Everyone is urging me to have a baby, I know my physical condition is not very good, I was sick and had many children when I was a child, although my physical condition has improved in the past few years, but what if something goes wrong again?] [
My parents are afraid that I will get sick, and once I get sick, it will be a serious illness, what can they do about it.]
[And Imperial Physician Zhao said that my body is not suitable for having children.]
Imperial Physician Zhao's words are still credible, now Imperial Physician Zhao has been appointed as the head of the Imperial Hospital, his medical skills are extraordinary.
The last time Lin Mo was sick, Doctor Zhao had examined her. She was weak when she came out of the mother's womb. Although she has recovered a lot now, it is better not to have children.
Bai Xiao sighed: [I am very open-minded about this matter. I am a system in the first place, so logically I have no offspring, so if I don't want to have children, then I don't have to. It's fine for the two of us to play with each other for the rest of our lives.]
[If you like children, don't you have nephews and nieces?]
That's right, the two of them reached a consensus at the first sight.
The Lin family is also very open-minded about whether they should have children or not.
Anyway, these two people have the personality of children. They are still worried about having children, so it's fine not to have children.
As for the continuation of the family line, the Lin family doesn't worry about it. Bai Xiao is a system and there is no need for him to worry about it, so there is no need to worry about it.
What happened at the banquet was indeed quite shocking.
After the emperor knew about it, he went to ask the old chief priest.
The old chief priest, who had retired for many years, rolled his eyes and fainted. Fortunately, Doctor Zhao had good flying needle skills and woke the old chief priest with one needle.
Even the old national teacher came to see him, after all, he had known him for so many years.
There are not many people of their generation who are still alive.
"Oh, why are you so anxious? Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Isn't your daughter's life pretty good? And now you have both a son and a daughter. Didn't she live well even though she didn't know about this before? Just pretend you don't know now."
The old national teacher was very open-minded. He lived well without descendants. Both of his disciples were very filial. One was very old-fashioned and the other was very open-minded. They were perfect.
The old priest opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't utter a word.
When the old national teacher saw his look, he immediately covered his mouth with his hand, "Okay, stop talking, I know everything, you are always an old-fashioned person, I know you must feel bad about this happening to your daughter, but it's not your daughter's fault."
"You chose this son-in-law yourself, right? It's not your daughter's fault if your son-in-law can't give birth, but don't think about catching him back to punish the family. Don't you always say that a married daughter is like spilled water? Even if you want to be punished, you have to find your son-in-law. It's all his fault."
Old Priest: ...Can you let me say a word while you're chattering?
Old Imperial Master: "I see you are quite free now. It must be boring to live alone. Come on, I will take you up the mountain! Come with me up the mountain!"
Old Priest: "No, no!"
Old Imperial Master: "Go! Hahaha, I know you want to go. Come on! Someone! Carry the person away for me!"
Doctor Zhao, who was watching all this, said: "… As expected, the Imperial Master is really amazing. This operation made me speechless.
After this incident, no one dared to ask Lin Mo to give birth, or no one dared to ask the Lin family to give birth.
With one thing, all the troubles in the future were immediately removed. Even the ladies in the capital took it into consideration. After returning home, all the masters warned their wives not to meddle in other people's family affairs and just take care of their own family affairs.