Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang Goes Crazy, Lin Mo Gets Drunk and Wants to Sit on His Father’s Neck



Chapter 38 The Second Prince of Xijiang was driven crazy, Lin Mo got drunk and wanted to sit on his father's neck

The Second Prince of Xijiang was so angry that his veins were protruding. The system was afraid that its host who was courting death would be beaten.

[Host! You better be quiet, you will really be beaten if you do this! ]

Emperor Xuande, who was sitting at the top, couldn't bear to look at her anymore. Sometimes this girl really looked like she deserved a beating. Fortunately, she was at home and others didn't dare to do anything. If she was somewhere else, it would be strange if

she wasn't beaten to death. Minister Lin didn't want to care about this annoying thing of his. Anyway, he just had to make sure she didn't get beaten.

Suddenly, Lin Mo stared at the beard of the Second Prince of Xijiang and stopped talking. Seeing that she was silent, everyone even spoke a lot less and turned their attention to this side.

Lin Mo asked the Second Prince of Xijiang very seriously: "Can I ask you a few questions?"

Everyone: Wow! When did this little ancestor become so polite?

Even the system was surprised. Could it be that the host was possessed by something? Why did he suddenly become so polite, but it didn't feel anything.

The Second Prince of Xijiang took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Ask any questions you have."

Lin Mo took two steps back and distanced herself from him. When Minister Lin saw her action, he suddenly felt his temples jump and had a particularly bad premonition in his heart.

The next second, Lin Mo asked a particularly explosive question.

"You don't like to take a shower, you have so much body hair and you have so much beard, so do you have lice? Do lice grow in your beard? Do lice bite your mouth?"

Lin Mo asked the questions with a very sincere expression, as if she really wanted to know these questions.

But everyone's mood was not very calm, and everyone lowered their heads. The emperor picked up the wine glass and covered his mouth as if he was drinking.

The second and third princes couldn't help laughing, and the two brothers even toasted Lin Mo with a glass of wine.

"Lord Xiao Lin's focus is indeed different from others. I admire you!"

Lin Mo bowed humbly, "No, no."

System: [You are really worthy of being the host. No wonder you want to keep a distance from others. If it were me, I would want to hit you. 】

The second prince of Xijiang was so angry that his face turned red. Lin Mo continued to ask, "Hurry up and answer my question. You said you would answer me. You won't go back on your word."

Looking at the face in front of him, the second prince of Xijiang took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart, and then said word by word, "I don't have lice, and there are no lice in my beard! Lice don't bite my mouth!"

Hearing his answer, Lin Mo exclaimed with a disappointed expression. Why is it a little different from what she imagined?

"Miss, I'll toast you a glass of wine." The second prince of Xijiang poured a glass of wine for Lin Mo, and a trace of viciousness flashed in his eyes.

Lin Mo looked at his hand without saying anything. Emperor Xuande Lin Shangshu and other ministers also knew that this glass of wine could not be drunk. Lin Shangshu was about to find an excuse to refuse, but Lin Mo's next sentence made the whole atmosphere uncontrollable.

Lin Mo stared at the other person's hands and then said with disgust, "Hey~, why is there still mud in your fingernails? Didn't I tell you to take a shower before attending the banquet? Did you wash?"

System: [He washed it, but he didn't notice his fingernails. Hey~, his fingernails are really dirty. Host, you can't drink this glass of wine, it's dirty! ]

"Cough cough!"

Those who couldn't hold back their laughter pretended to cough, and the coughs came one after another.

Minister Lin raised a smile at the corner of his mouth but immediately suppressed it.

The emperor could still hold it back, and the prince had to pay attention to his image and tried his best to hold it back, but the second prince, the third prince and all the ministers had already held it back so much that they began to take deep breaths.

This banquet was the funniest and most exciting banquet they had ever attended. In the future, if there are such banquets, invite this little ancestor to participate. It's so fun!

Aren't there many foreign envoys coming? When they come, we must hold a banquet. It's a good opportunity to eat their melons.

When the Second Prince of Xijiang was talking, he was already shaking with anger. His rationality was on the verge of collapse.

Lin Mo looked at his shaking hands, and asked him puzzledly: "You are so young, why are your hands shaking so much when holding a glass of wine? If you are not feeling well, you should go see a doctor. The imperial physicians of our Great Yong Dynasty are very good. You can go and see a doctor after the banquet is over."

System: [Host, he doesn't seem to be sick. It seems that he is angry with you.]

Lin Mo: [Tsk, he is angry now. I am chatting and talking to him normally. Every word I say is very sincere. You can also see my sincere face. Sincerity is invincible! 】

System:...

"Ahhhhhh! Get out of here, don't stand in front of me", the second prince of Western Xinjiang collapsed immediately.

Minister Lin quickly pulled Lin Mo behind him to protect him. This madman has no rationality when he is crazy. What if he really hits someone?

"Second prince, calm down! Don't bother with a woman!"

The Western Xinjiang envoys behind him hurried over to hold down the second prince, but this man seemed to be on the verge of madness. He looked like a bear, and now he looks more like a mad bear.

Lin Mo squinted his eyes and stood behind his father to look at him, then said excitedly: "Hahaha! He has evolved! The ultimate evolution!"

Everyone:? ? ? What evolved?

System: [Host, what are you talking about? Isn't he crazy? Why do you say he has evolved?]

Lin Mo: [Digimon, ultimate evolution! Man-bear beast! Man-bear madness!]

System: [Hehehe, I know this!]

Emperor Xuande asked Eunuch Li beside him in confusion: "Have you seen a man-bear beast?"

Is there such an animal in the world?

Eunuch Li pondered for a moment, then said: "No, but it should be similar to the second prince of Xijiang now."

Emperor Xuande: ... What you said seems to make sense.

In the end, the second prince of Xijiang was calmed down by a shot from the imperial physician, and then he was carried back by the people of their country.

When the banquet ended, everyone felt quite disappointed. Tonight was really exciting.

Lin Mo was already dizzy. The emperor gave her some fruit wine to take care of her. This kind of wine tasted good, but some fruit wines had a strong aftereffect. Lin Mo's mind was completely unclear.

When Minister Lin wanted to take her back, she refused to leave.

"No! I don't want to walk back!"

Minister Lin said helplessly: "Then how are you going to go back? Let someone carry you back?"

Lin Mo looked at her father, and then showed an innocent smile: "Dad! I want to sit on your neck and go back, just like when we were kids."

Minister Lin: ...Are you serious?

System: [Absolutely not! You will break your father's neck! ]

The officials who were secretly watching the show nearby were almost laughing mad, and some of them came over to persuade her.

"Minister Lin, it's rare for a child to make a request, why don't you agree to her."


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