Chapter 42: The four royal family members disguised themselves and went out of the palace to watch a play. The general dressed up as a woman to catch a thief.
Now everyone looked at the general with a different look, but the general's incident was also a lesson for them.
In the future, when taking a bath, you must close the doors and windows! It's better to have someone guard there!
Emperor Xuande now has only one idea in his mind, can he go to the general's mansion to watch the thief catch today!
It would be best if the general could personally seduce the flower-picking thief. Such a scene is rare!
Lin Mo was also shocked by the system, and then he was instigated by the system for the first time.
[I actually think what you said seems to make sense. How about I find a chance to talk to the general after the court is dismissed? ]
General: No need! I already know about this matter.
There were a lot of things to deal with at the morning court today, not only national affairs, but also a lot of gossip! What a perfect morning!
When the court was dismissed, Lin Moshou was taken away by his father.
In order to prevent the general from being angry to death, it is better to take this girl away quickly!
As soon as the general returned home, he found out about the flower-picking thief's notice. The general's wife and the three young ladies had expressions of fear on their faces, and they were restless at home.
"What should we do? Why did this thief target our family!"
How could so many families in the capital target their family!
Looking at his panicked wife and daughter, the general pretended to be calm and comforted them, saying, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. When it's night, you can find a place to hide well. The Ministry of Justice will send someone to catch the thief tonight."
He said he would find a place to hide well at night, but in fact, the general arranged for his wife and daughter to leave after lunch.
In the afternoon, the officials arrived at the general's mansion one after another, and Lin Mo also came happily by himself.
General: ... It's a bit too obvious that you are watching a show. I'm going to be in danger soon, and you are so relaxed to come and watch the show!
The Minister of the Ministry of Justice was relieved to see Lin Mo come by himself, knowing that this little ancestor likes to watch the excitement.
In fact, he was a little scared when he saw this little ancestor. What if this little ancestor eats his melon again when he goes to pick someone up?
Lin Mo: [I feel like they are all ready. Today, the flower-stealing thief will definitely be caught. But why are there so many people here? It seems that the general has good relationships with people in the court. Everyone cares about him.]
System: [If the general uses my method, he will definitely catch the flower-stealing thief. The beauty trap is also one of the 36 strategies!]
Everyone present looked at the general's dark face: Tsk, setting a beauty trap with this appearance? Are you kidding?
The Minister of Justice whispered: "My lord, I have prepared clothes for you. You can dress up later. It doesn't matter if your face is a little dark. Just put on more powder later."
The general: "...Did I say that I want to dress up as a woman? Don't mess with me!"
What's wrong with these people? They treat such an important matter as a game! Look at the expressions on their faces! Don't take this matter seriously at all!
The Minister of Justice snorted and persuaded him, "This is the best way at present. Don't you want to catch this flower-stealing thief as soon as possible? Do you want to have someone coveting your ass?"
"Sir, as long as today's plan succeeds, you won't have to worry about your ass anymore!"
The captain:...
Why do I find that you guys are really becoming more and more indecent? Where are my former serious colleagues?
Under everyone's strong demands, the captain finally compromised.
Lin Mo was so excited to see that the captain really dressed up as a woman. [I didn't expect that there are so many people who have the same idea as me! It seems that I am also suitable for investigating and handling cases! 】
System:【I am looking forward to seeing the general wearing women's clothes. But what I want to see most is his butt. Can he let me see his butt again? Just one look!】
Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, and then said seriously:【I don't think it will work. You will be responsible for exposing such private parts here. You don't have a physical body, and you don't want a wife with a beard. The last time you saw the general's butt, you rubbed it, so you don't need to be responsible. If you see it again this time, you will be responsible.】
The system imagined the scene and said in horror:【Forget it! The wife I want to find must be a beautiful system! She must not be a 40-year-old man with a beard! 】
The people who came to help (watch the show) were almost laughing like crazy after hearing their conversation, but after this period of time, their ability to hold back their laughter has improved.
If you look closely, you can only see the tense and trembling muscles on their faces, and the slightly trembling bodies, and you can't tell that they are laughing.
The lips of the Minister of Justice are trembling, hold it back! It's time to mature after seeing such a world every day!
When Minister Lin came, he saw the tense and trembling expressions of these people.
Well, you don't have to think about it to know that something has happened to this family again, otherwise why would these people have such expressions.
After an hour of bathing, changing clothes, and makeup, the general came out coquettishly.
The first thing to show is his back, and it's amazing that this back is quite beautiful.
The general has maintained a good figure over the years, and he is the thin type, so he looks really good from the back, but he is a little tall.
But it doesn't matter, who says there can't be big-boned beauties.
Lin Mo: [Tsk tsk tsk tsk, look at her figure, I didn't expect that the general is so beautiful, not bad! I don't know if my dad can compare with him in women's clothes. My dad's face is better looking than the general, and his figure is taller than him. I guess he won't look too much like a woman after wearing women's clothes.]
Minister Lin next to him:...Just look! Why do you have to involve me!
Everyone secretly glanced at Minister Lin, he is really good-looking. As the Minister of Rites and married to Madam Lin, one of the two beauties in the capital, his appearance must be good, otherwise how could he marry such a beauty home.
I just don't know why two such excellent people would give birth to such an 'excellent' daughter.
Excellent Lin Mo is evaluating the figure of the general with the system.
Lin Mo: [The back view is quite good, I hope it won't be scary when you turn around. ]
System: [Probably not, but I think the general's butt should be raised a little more, he just wants to show his butt, otherwise how can people recognize it is him.]
Lin Mo: "General, can you turn your body around so that we can have a look."
The general stood at the door with his back to them, feeling extremely complicated.
If it weren't for protecting his daughter, how could he do such a thing!
Under everyone's gaze, the general turned around.
Lin Mo: "Hiss!"
System: [Hiss!]
Others: "Hiss!"
Lin Mo frowned and looked at him for a few times, then said in a complicated tone: "Why don't you turn around, we can just be a beauty from the back."
[Oh my God! Why is it so torn! Why does he look so much like a shemale! His brief head is more like Eunuch Li than Eunuch Li! 】
Eunuch Li, who was hiding in the crowd in disguise with Emperor Xuande: ...Excuse me, are you polite!
Minister Lin really wanted to cover the mouth of this little bastard, but the problem is that she is not talking with her mouth!
The system also said with emotion: [This is the first time I have seen a beauty from behind in real life. I hope the flower thief will not be scared to death, but being scared to death is not bad, at least our goal has been achieved. 】
Lin Mo: [Then we have to see the performance of Lord Taiwei. Just like you said, let our Lord Taiwei become an attacking Taiwei! 】
God damn attacking Taiwei! Everyone was about to laugh in their hearts.
The prince and the two princes at the door were smiling happily with their big teeth showing.
In order to dress up, they even glued beards on their faces. They are indeed the father and son of the emperor. The father and son have exactly the same ideas and even ran over to eat melons together.
"Brother, I didn't expect that the Taiwei looks good from behind when he is dressed up." It was the first time for the third prince to see a man dressed as a woman.
The prince touched his fake beard and said, "Of course, it can be ordinary if it can let the flower-picking thief see your back and buttocks."
The second prince: "First of all, I don't know if it's ordinary, but is it really okay for the three of us to squat at the door? Why can't we hide in the crowd like our father?" It's really
embarrassing for the three of them to squat at the door like beggars! This is not the way to watch a play! It makes them look a little stupid!
At the strong request of the second prince, the three of them still hid in the crowd, and then met their father smoothly.
Looking at the three strange-looking sons, Emperor Xuande:...
These three guys are here too! Didn't we let them review memorials in the palace!
Time soon came to the evening. There were many people in the Taiwei Mansion today. It was estimated that the flower-picking thief also knew that they would be well prepared.
Just when everyone was waiting and drowsy, the system woke them up with a cry.
[Ah! The flower-picking thief has come, and has entered the Taiwei's room disguised as a woman! ]
Lin Mo: [Then why didn't you say it earlier! ]
System: [I also need time to search, it's okay, it's okay, the Taiwei will take action later. Anyway, this Taiwei Mansion has been surrounded. 】
After hearing the system's words, everyone perked up their spirits (to watch the show). Anyway, this flower-picking thief could not escape, and the Taiwei Mansion had been surrounded by them. The reason why they
allowed people to come in and out just now was to let him in, but now it is not so easy to go out.
The Taiwei sat on the bed with his back to the door.
As soon as the flower-picking thief came in, he recognized that this was the beauty he saw last time. Look at that butt. Most people can't grow such a perfect butt.
"Beauty, I'm here. What's the use of calling so many people? They didn't recognize me."
The flower-picking thief didn't hear what the system said just now. His heart and eyes were full of his beauty, and the distance was still a bit far.
In order to prevent Lin Mo's thoughts from being discovered, everyone arranged for her to be at a particularly safe distance.
Lin Mo was particularly touched, thinking that this was everyone's care for him.
System: [Oh my god! The general has started acting, and his acting skills are pretty good! He actually lured that flower thief into bed!]
Lin Mo took a breath of cold air: [Are we really going to stage the attack of the general?]
Everyone also took a breath of cold air, this scene is a bit exciting just to imagine!