Chapter 44 Si Nong spurted out his teeth, General Chen danced in the court!
The man with the broken tooth was panicked, what should he do!
Why is this apple so hard! Where did the emperor get this apple from! They don’t have iron teeth or copper teeth, how can they bite such a hard apple!
The system has already started to tell Lin Mo who the man with the broken tooth is.
[Look to your left front, that person seems to be Lord Si Nong. ]
Si Nong spurted out the teeth in his mouth in a panic, and then the person standing in front of him only felt something hit the back of his neck, and then something slid down his collar into his clothes.
The person in front: ???
The person standing next to Si Nong was stunned at first: What just happened, what just spurted out of his mouth!
Lin Mo looked over and saw the scene just now.
[Oh my God! The real-life version of the Pea Shooter! He spurted out his own tooth! ]
System: [Yes, and the tooth fell into someone else's clothes. ]
The emperor sitting on the top saw this scene clearly, he bit his lips and used all his strength to turn his head away.
Can't laugh, can't laugh, I'm the emperor! How can I laugh at my subjects, I must not laugh!
The serious prince has been holding his nose so hard that his nostrils are dilated. He is the future crown prince and needs to be stable, so he can't laugh on this occasion.
At this moment, the person standing in front of Si Nong was about to collapse.
"What did you spit into my neck! Are you sick? You spit everything out in front of you!"
The official in front began to twist, trying to shake the tooth out of his clothes.
Now the tooth is tightly attached to the skin on his waist. There is a belt around his waist, so the tooth is stuck there.
Lin Mo looked at the coquettish figure of this adult, and the whole person was trembling, trying to hold back laughter.
[Hahahaha! I didn't expect that this adult who looks quite majestic could twist his body so coquettishly. I don't know if he twisted the tooth out. ]
The system now hates itself for not having a video recording function, otherwise it would be able to record this scene.
The pea shooter just now and the water snake dance now, this is a rare scene!
Next to the official who danced the water snake dance was Minister Lin. Minister Lin looked at the crazy person next to him and silently moved two steps to the side.
The others were almost going crazy from laughing, not to mention that General Chen's twisted posture was really seductive.
Si Nong looked at General Chen who was twisting wildly in front of him, and immediately stepped forward to help with a smile, "I'm sorry, General, I'll help you."
Si Nong smiled particularly apologetically, but his smile made everyone unable to hold back.
He was missing one of his front teeth, so when he smiled now, his front tooth was a black hole.
"Haha!"
A loud laugh broke out in the court, and Emperor Xuande really couldn't hold it in any longer.
Lin Mo laughed so hard that her whole body was almost bent like a shrimp, and there were many people who had the same experience as her.
A handsome uncle now lost his front teeth while eating an apple, and spat his front teeth into the collar of the person in front of him. He didn't know how to describe this series of events.
Even the system's voice was split by laughter: [No, no, I feel like my radio waves are turbulent from laughing. ]
[It seems that you can't fill teeth here, so Lord Si Nong will have to be missing a front tooth in the future, right. ]
Lin Mo: [I don't know about this. I don't know anything about dentistry, but I think there should be no technology for filling teeth now. 】
The situation over there with Si Nong and General Chen was still in chaos.
General Chen said angrily: "Why are you spraying your teeth when you say you have nothing to do! If you have this ability, then go to the battlefield and use your teeth to spray the enemy first! I want to see how many times you can spray with your teeth!"
Si Nong nodded vigorously and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."
Feeling the saliva sprayed on his face, General Chen took a deep breath and said with gritted teeth: "Hurry up and shut up, you spray your teeth and then spit! Are you a sprayer!"
These two people are here like they are acting in a comedy. Maybe General Chen doesn't think this is a comedy, but everyone is really happy to watch it.
In the end, Emperor Xuande asked two people to help them take out the tooth.
After the morning court session, Si Nong looked at his tooth and felt particularly sad.
Although he didn't let the little ancestor eat his melon today, he lost a tooth!
When the officials passed by him, they patted his shoulders sympathetically.
Even the emperor felt a little sorry for him, after all, he was the one who gave him the apple.
"Lord Sinon, the emperor said that he would find a skilled craftsman to make you a false tooth, which will definitely be able to pass off the fake as the real one." Eunuch Li tried hard to ignore the black hole in the man's mouth and said in a calm tone, "Just be a little more careful when you speak, and don't speak too harshly, otherwise it would be impolite to spit saliva on other people's faces."
Sinon made a long bow, "Thank you very much for the emperor's gift!"
The initials of the word "賜" made Eunuch Li squint his eyes, and saliva splashed into his eyes.
Eunuch Li wiped his eyes with his sleeve and sighed, "If you have nothing to do, go back first, take a good rest, and don't worry too much about the seeds."
Si Nong is in charge of agriculture. He is really busy during this period. This man is good at everything but a little too honest.
Lin Mo was still laughing wildly after returning home. She also told her brother and sister everything that happened in the court.
"You have no idea how funny it is. Si Nong just blew his teeth into General Chen's collar."
"General Chen twisted his body so coquettishly to get his teeth out! Even more coquettishly than a woman. I really can't imagine that a general can make his body so soft!"
That scene immediately appeared in the minds of Lin Qi and Lin Ran.
Tsk, how come it's a bit funny and a bit eye-catching.
Is it so lively every morning court?
Lin Mo wiped the tears from her eyes and continued, "After Lord Si Nong lost his big front tooth, the hole was particularly noticeable when he smiled. I wanted to stick my finger in it when I saw it."
After hearing this, Lin Qi and Lin Ran leaned back a bit, their movements were perfectly synchronized, and then they looked at her with perverted eyes and said, "Are you okay? My tooth has fallen out and you still want to stick your finger in the gap!"
Lin Mo: "What's the big deal? If it was my father's front tooth that fell out, I would have done it a long time ago. That hole is really attractive!"
Minister Lin, who had just walked in: ...