Chapter 5 Everyone sent underwear to the emperor, Lin Mo slept at the door of his parents in the middle of the night
That night, Emperor Xuande looked at the pile of underwear sent by his three sons and ministers with embarrassment.
It's so embarrassing! It's so embarrassing!
Can that girl stop eating his melons? Isn't it enough to eat the melons of so many civil and military officials in the court!
"Your Majesty, do you need to change the previous underwear?" Eunuch Li lowered his head and tried to suppress the corners of his mouth.
But the emperor's underwear is really unwearable, and it can't even cover his buttocks.
Emperor Xuande sighed and said helplessly: "Change it, it's already sent, it's a waste if you don't want it." He is still a poor emperor now.
But after raiding the Qiwang Mansion and the Protector General's Mansion, he might be a little richer.
Moreover, this system actually has a protection mechanism, which was discovered by someone sent by the emperor.
At this moment, all other courtyards in the Lin Mansion have rested, and only the lights in Lin Mo's courtyard are still on.
"Alas, tomorrow is another day when I don't want to go to work, and I can't get up!" Lin Mo fell on the bed and read the storybook.
Seeing her like this, the system asked in confusion: [Since you know you can't get up, why don't you go to bed now. ]
Lin Mo sighed, turned over and got out of bed, poured a glass of water and said: "I can't sleep, you see that the night time is so beautiful, why waste it on sleeping."
"And I slept enough during the day today, and now is the time to be energetic."
System:...Then it has nothing to say about this.
[I've checked the time for you. It's two o'clock in the morning in modern time. If you don't go to sleep now, you'll probably fail in the morning court.]
[It's okay to take a nap secretly, but it would be embarrassing if you fell asleep headfirst.]
Lin Mo: ...
That's true. Since she can't sleep and has to go to work tomorrow, she has to find a way to have the best of both worlds, staying up late and getting up early tomorrow.
A quarter of an hour later, the system looked at Lin Mo, who was holding the quilt and pillow in an obscene manner, and was speechless for the first time.
[Where are you going to take the quilt and pillow? That's the yard where your parents live. You don't want to sleep with your parents while holding the quilt and pillow. You are such a grown-up, can you have some sense? Lin Mo
: [Who said I was going to sleep with my father and his wife? I just made a bed at their door so that my father could take me away when he got up.]
System: ...
The servants on night watch: ...
No, why do I feel that the second young lady is getting more and more abnormal? She went to her parents' door with a quilt and pillow in the middle of the night to make a bed! Is this something a normal person can think of?
Lin Mo prepared a comfortable bed for herself, and then lay down without any psychological burden. The system is speechless now.
Maybe it was because she slept well in other people's territory. Lin Mo fell asleep not long after she lay down, and snored soon after.
Minister Lin and his wife were bothered by the snoring. Mrs. Lin kicked Minister Lin under the bed.
"If you snore again, go to the side room!"
Minister Lin sat on the floor, confused. No, I'm not snoring! I woke up and still snored. How could I be snoring?
Minister Lin pushed his wife and said a little aggrievedly, "Madam, it's really not me who is snoring. Look, I woke up and still snored. How could I be snoring? Maybe it's the servants who are on night watch who are snoring." Mrs.
Lin got up from the bed in a daze and looked outside. "Go outside and remind them. If they are tired, let them go back to rest."
Snoring at night really affects sleep.
Minister Lin silently got up from the ground, then walked to the door and opened it. As a result, his pupils dilated instantly when he opened the door, and then he fell down with a thud.
"My lord!" The person who was keeping watch nearby exclaimed in surprise.
Lin Mo did not wake up at all in this commotion, but slept even more soundly.
Minister Lin was quickly lifted to the bed, and someone pinched his Ren Zhong to relieve his pain. Anyway, the room was bustling with activity. The servants
had to avoid stepping on someone at the door when they came in and out, but that someone's sleep quality was so good that he was unshakable after falling asleep!
Lin Qi and Lin Ran also hurried over, and as soon as they came, they saw their annoying little sister lying at the door.
Lin Qi Lin Ran: ...
System: [I knew this would happen! This annoying host! The Lin family is really miserable with such a bad daughter.】
Lin family members: ...
Lin family servants: ...
Minister Lin was actually fine, he was just very scared, and he recovered after a while.
"Is that thing awake?" He pointed at the door with a trembling hand and said, "Wake her up quickly! Do you want to scare me and her mother to death by sleeping at my door in the middle of the night!"
Lin Qi sighed and immediately pulled Lin Mo up from the ground.
My goodness, this bad girl actually slept in court clothes. Is she planning to take her away without changing clothes after she wakes up?
Lin Mo was still confused when he was pulled up by his eldest brother.
"Brother, what are you doing? I still have to go to court. You are disturbing my sleep now. Will you help me go to court later? Do you know that work is very tiring?"
Lin Qishou gave her a slap in the face. "You are still tired from work. Look at what you have done! Look how you scared our dad!"
"Why are you not in your room at night and running to the door of mom and dad's room when you are sleeping!"
Lin Mo woke up all of a sudden. Looking at her mother who was trying to hold back her smile, her father with a dark face, and her helpless brother and sister in the room, she quickly asked the system in her heart: [What's going on! Why are all the people here!]
The system replied helplessly: [It's all because of your snoring. How can a girl snore like a donkey? Your parents were woken up by your snoring, and then your father opened the door and was scared by you. 】
【Then the situation became like this. Although I don't have any other hosts, I think you should be the worst host I have ever met. 】
The tone of the system almost made the others laugh. The servants lowered their heads. Lin Qi and Lin Ran bit their lips and their shoulders trembled. Madam Lin wiped the tears from her eyes. Minister Lin almost couldn't hold back his frown.
The system's speech was really funny, and the description was quite accurate. Isn't this purring sound like a donkey's cry?