Chapter 54 Lin Mo hugs pigs, ministers' houses are on fire
Soon, the thieves started fighting with the guards. Lin Mo stood outside riding a pig, not knowing whether to go over.
The main reason was that the thieves didn't seem to notice her. Her presence didn't seem to be that low.
Minister Lin looked at his daughter who was riding a pig not far away and rolled his eyes in anger.
"What are you talking about, that girl still standing there? Why don't you find a place to hide!"
Minister Lin was so anxious that he wanted to rush out by himself, but was stopped by two generals next to him.
"Don't be impulsive, Lord Shangshu. Lady Xiaolin won't be hurt, even if she is discovered. If you rush out now, your safety will be in jeopardy."
Lin Mo didn't know that her father was worried about her safety. She looked at the chaotic scene in front of her and chatted with the system.
Lin Mo: [These thieves are not crazy, right? So many people dare to rush down to attack. Do they really want to die?]
System: [People die for money and birds die for food. They are originally desperate criminals. Most of them have no relatives or blood in this world, so they just start to take revenge on society. 】
【Oh, their boss has been captured, the one in the wheelchair, and the wheelchair has been confiscated, so these people are scattered, not very smart, and not very good at martial arts. When they saw your team, they got angry and rushed down. 】
Lin Mo was standing quite far away, and the voice of this person was not that loud, so no one else could hear it.
However, a mountain thief discovered Lin Mo riding on the pig, and his eyes flashed and he rushed over with a big knife.
"Lord Xiaolin!"
The officials shouted in surprise, and the system immediately opened the protection mechanism, and Lin Mo didn't even try to hide.
But the next second, everyone's eyes almost fell out when they saw the mountain thief being thrown away by the pig.
When the brigand rushed over, the big white pig head under Lin Mo rushed over, hit the brigand with its head, then bit his clothes and threw him to the ground.
Everyone:...What kind of magical pig is this! It can be ridden and protect its master! Its attack power is so strong!
The official next to Minister Lin approached Minister Lin with a smile, and then said flatteringly: "Excuse me, do you still have such pigs at home? Can I buy one?"
Minister Lin looked at him as if he were a fool: Are you serious? A great general actually likes this pig! Are you going to charge into battle on a pig in the future!
Lin Mo looked at the pig's excellent performance and clapped his hands: "Well done, well done!"
System: [Hahaha, I said how could the pig I transformed be an ordinary pig.]
The two people's crazy laughter reached everyone's ears. The second prince looked at the pig with envy and suddenly wondered what was going on.
Soon the bandits were all solved, and the guards were basically not injured. It was normal for the emperor to encounter assassinations when traveling, so the guards around him had high military strength.
Lin Mo rode over on a pig, patted his pig's butt and said proudly: "Your mounts are not as good as mine! So what if they are handsome, they are good-looking but useless!"
These horses look handsome, but they are not as cute as pigs, and they are not as good at fighting as pigs.
System: [That's right, our pigs are the best! Next time if there are bandits again, you rush to the front with a red musket and ride a pig, I will give you the maximum protection mechanism! Then let someone draw your whole picture, maybe it can be passed down for thousands of years! ]
Lin Mo was a little excited by what he said, why not have another wave of assassination!
[Do you think we will encounter another assassination attempt when we come back? I have to get a red lance. Then the pig and I will be invincible. I will borrow your majesty's painter to draw a few pictures for me. If they are really passed down, I will be really famous, hahahaha! ]
There are not many people who can leave their names in history books. Lady Xiaolin must be one of them!
Emperor Xuande sighed and said to the prince in disbelief: "Do you think this system is still normal? I simply can't imagine Lin Mo holding a red lance and riding a pig to charge into the battle. The pig can't even run! She may still be on the road after the battle."
Minister Lin closed his eyes helplessly. What should he do with this picture lingering in his mind?
The prince held back his smile and replied, "Master Xiaolin has good intentions. As for this system, it may be that the system depends on the master."
On the road behind, Lin Mo immediately became the most popular person. Many ladies were particularly interested in this pig.
Especially when they were resting halfway, the ladies surrounded Lin Mo and asked about her well-being, just wanting to ride her pig.
"Hahahaha, everyone has a share, take your time, everyone can ride it." Lin Mo sat on a stone, holding a lady in his left hand, holding a lady in his right hand, and coaxing a lady in his mouth. Her mouth was so smiling that people could see her back teeth.
Minister Lin saw this scene and sighed, unable to bear to look at it, and turned his head away. The world is going downhill! Fortunately, this girl is not a man!
The officials whose wives and daughters were seduced looked at that place with hatred.
One official even walked up to Minister Lin and asked him seriously: "Are you sure your daughter doesn't like women?"
His wife and two daughters are now surrounding the devil, asking about his well-being. His wife is even coaxed by the devil and is smiling from ear to ear. He has never seen his wife smile so happily!
Minister Lin: ...How can I answer your question? I also want to know whether she likes men or women. I don't expect her to get married in this life.
As soon as he saw Minister Lin's expression, the official knew that he would not get any results. When he left, he glared at him and said angrily: "It's all your fault! You didn't teach your daughter well and gave her a beautiful face! You are just as fond of attracting bees and butterflies as you were before!"
When Minister Lin was young, his appearance was outstanding in the capital. Of course, he is outstanding now, but now in the capital, young men are valued for their appearance. The young ladies in the capital will not pay much attention to these successful officials, but those married ladies will often miss Minister Lin's grace. Minister
Lin, who was scolded for no reason: ... What does this have to do with me! It was that little bastard who attracted bees and butterflies, not me!
Emperor Xuande took his three sons to sit in the carriage and watch the play, and he was so happy.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Minister Lin is absolutely enraged."
"Oh no! Big brother, second brother, our harem is on fire!"
The third prince turned around and suddenly saw his wife feeding grapes to Lin Mo. Lin Mo even touched his wife's hand with a lecherous look!
The crown prince and the second prince immediately looked over with wide eyes:!!!
Looking at his three unlucky sons, Emperor Xuande sighed and shook his head, then thought happily: Fortunately, he didn't bring his queen and concubines out, otherwise his harem would also be on fire.