Chapter 56 Lin Mo: Who said my pig is not prey! I said it is!
Mrs. Lin at home needed to use a seal to stamp something, but when she opened the box, she saw a rotten carrot inside.
Mrs. Lin: ...
She picked up the carrot and saw an extremely ugly smiling face engraved under the carrot.
Mrs. Lin rubbed her brows, then gritted her teeth and said, "Lin Moer! You stole my things again!"
From childhood to adulthood, as long as she deducted her monthly allowance, that little bitch would sneak over to steal the seal, and she could find the seal no matter where it was hidden. No one knew how she did it.
Lin Mo sneezed, and suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart, but she didn't pay too much attention to it. All her attention was on her father and Tan Pingting.
Tan Pingting's face was pale now, and she looked like she was about to faint.
Maybe she was really scared, and she finally rolled her eyes and fainted.
Lord Tan was completely scared. He really didn't know that his daughter had such an idea!
His official position was not as high as Minister Lin, and he was working under Minister Lin. If he knew that his daughter had such an idea, he would have stopped it long ago.
This mess harmed the whole family!
Lin Mo felt that it was boring when he saw Tan Pingting fainted.
[How can this person's health be so bad? He can faint from playing the piano. His body is too weak.]
System: [Indeed, all the girls in the capital combined don't have as good a body as yours. I think they should learn more from you and stop pursuing the weak and graceful. Health is the capital!]
This bonfire party was quite successful and everyone had a delicious feast.
It's just that the parties involved were a little unhappy. One fainted, and the other had a stamp on his forehead by his own daughter, and this stamp couldn't be washed off!
Minister Lin rubbed it all night but couldn't rub it off. At most, the color faded a little, so when he went out the next morning, his whole face was black, and only the middle of his forehead was red.
The official who asked him to go hunting together: ...
The general suppressed his laughter and said, "When you came to me from a distance just now, I thought you had an eye on your forehead. Your wife's private seal is quite exquisite. Now, your forehead is stamped with your wife's name, and everyone knows that you have a boyfriend."
Minister Lin sighed, feeling extremely complicated. "What should I do if this can't be washed off? I guess I have to wait for it to fade away slowly. Why does that little bastard give me some every day? What a mess!"
The Minister of Revenue said cheerfully, "Lord Xiao Lin is a good child. You see how much he cares about his mother. But you are really charming. You can even attract that little girl. If it weren't for your good-looking face, you would have been the top scholar."
When the emperor was selecting the emperor, he took a liking to Minister Lin at first sight, and then immediately selected him as the third place. In fact, in terms of literary talent and learning, the top scholar of that year was not as good as him.
"Hahahaha! Rake, hurry up and rush for me! I must catch that rabbit!"
Just as they were chatting, a particularly shrill laugh came from not far away, and then when he looked up, he saw someone laughing crazily and riding a big white pig and running by.
Crowd: ...
You can't catch up with the rabbit at this speed, so you'd better not bother with your rake.
Lin Mo was woken up by the young ladies early this morning. Many of them were from military families, so they were very skilled in riding and shooting. The third prince's wife was even more proficient in it. They
were originally setting out together, but Lin Mo fell behind while running. They were shooting deer and pheasants, and all kinds of prey. She was chasing the rabbit from beginning to end, and she hadn't caught it yet.
Emperor Xuande sat there and watched Lin Mo riding the big white pig and running around, but got nothing.
"This young master Lin is very lively. He got up early this morning," said Eunuch Li with a smile.
Emperor Xuande took a sip of tea and said unceremoniously: "Get up early in the morning and chase the rabbit. You haven't caught it yet."
When everyone brought back the prey at noon, no matter whether they were men or women, they had at least two or three prey when they went out, except Lin Mo.
Lin Mo looked at others with a lot of harvests, and felt a little uncomfortable.
Lin Mo was depressed by the system: [Why are they all so powerful? Standing among them makes me look useless.]
The system comforted her and said: [It's okay, it's okay. Everyone has their own strengths. Your strengths are not here. You are suitable for eating melons but not for archery and hunting. You have to understand what you are suitable for.]
The system comforted Lin Mo with just one sentence.
However, when handing in the prey, everyone looked at the big white pig that was handed in and fell into deep thought.
Nail Rake: Huh? ? ?
Lin Mo really thought he was very smart, [Who said I have no prey, my pig is also prey! Hahaha, now I am not a person without prey! ]
The system praised: [You are so smart, why didn’t I think of this method. ]
Everyone: ...You two are really amazing! The pig provoked you!
The prince looked at the clean big white pig mixed in with the prey, and couldn’t help but speak for it.
"Lord Xiaolin, are you sure you want to take your spiked rake as prey? Isn't it your mount?"
Lin Moli said with great vigor, "Who said that a mount can't be taken as prey? Don't be so narrow-minded. Your Highness, don't you have to register the number of prey for each person? Tell me after you've registered, and I'll bring it back."
The prince's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer her.
Now he only had one thought in his mind: this guy is so shameless.
Minister Lin looked very calm with his eyes on his head. Maybe it was because he had experienced many major events, so he was not disturbed by such a small matter.
Under Lin Mo's magical operation, she still ranked second to last with one prey. The one who caught less than her was a 12-year-old girl who shot a pheasant.
After recording the number, the nail rake was very smart and got down from the platform by himself, and then followed his master to eat and drink.
After eating and drinking, Lin Mo leaned back in his chair and said lazily: [Tongzi, let's have two big melons to cultivate our sentiments! ]
Everyone immediately sat up straight, and those who wanted to go back to take a nap walked back the next second.
All the animals were ready, just waiting for the melon owner to reveal the melon! I wonder who will be the unlucky one this time.