Chapter 61: Last night the pigs bothered you, tonight you bother the pigs!

Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed to watch the two pigs hanging out together, and then said to Naipa: "You play here by yourself, I'll go back first, come back to me after you're done playing."

Naipa poked his head out in his busy schedule: "Humph."

The system was shocked by Naipa's reaction: [Hey! Look, this pig can actually understand you! ]

Lin Mo: [It can understand everything, right? If you want to tame the mechanism, even pigs know how to lure enemies with their bodies. I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a spirit one day. ]

He rode the pig when he came here, and walked back when he left.

Everyone was quite surprised when they saw Lin Mo walking out of the woods.

Minister Lin sensed something was wrong, "What's wrong with you? Where's your pig? Didn't you go in on a pig?"

Lin Mo said calmly, "Naipao and a wild boar are making love, don't go and disturb it."

Everyone: !!! What the hell! What the hell are you talking about!

System: [Alas, fortunately this taming mechanism is on Naipao. If he really tamed a horse, then the wild boar would have asked you to fight it yourself today. ]

Lin Mo was also very fortunate: [It seems that there is a will in the dark! ]

The three views of everyone present were a little shocked, and those three views were being reshaped every day.

So after this man and pig went in, they encountered a wild boar, and Naipao took the initiative to sacrifice himself to the wild boar in order to save Lin Mo, right! That should be what it means!

This pig can eat people, kill enemies, and even sacrifice itself to save its master. They are all a little jealous of Lin Mo.

Maybe they want to see how Ding Pa will come out. Everyone has been waiting for Ding Pa for the whole afternoon. Finally, when it was almost dark, Ding Pa came out with a huge wild boar following behind.

It seems that these two pigs are quite affectionate.

Emperor Xuande sighed and said, "Why do I feel that I don't understand this world more and more?"

Others: We don't understand it either! Before Lady Xiao Lin entered the court, the world was still normal. Since she came, the world has changed.

When everyone went to bed that night, they could still hear the crazy sounds of the two pigs outside.

Crowd: ...

You pigs should have some manners, okay? Why don't you find someplace else to go crazy? How can we sleep with all the noise?!

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, these two pigs are really too crazy. The noise they make is absolutely amazing!]

Lin Mo plugged her ears with cotton and said calmly, "It's normal. When dry wood meets fire, it will crackle and bang. I want to know if Nail Rake will get pregnant. If Nail Rake gets pregnant, I will be embarrassed to ride it. Do I have to find a new mount?"

This is the only thing Lin Mo is worried about now. She is quite satisfied with Nail Rake now. It is obedient and smart, and its personality is very similar to its owner!

System: [Probably not, but you have a wheelchair now, so let the couple pull the wheelchair for you.]

The next morning, everyone came out with dark circles under their eyes. The ladies were originally quite shy when they heard the sound at night, but they became numb to it after hearing it that night.

The Crown Princess sighed and said to Lin Mo earnestly: "Master Xiao Lin, can you let your Rake take the wild boar to somewhere else tonight?"

Lin Mo took a bite of the apple and said incoherently: "I'll give it a try, but they may not listen to me even if they are very eager. If you can't sleep at night, just plug your ears with cotton."

The Second Prince's wife: "It's useless to plug them. I plugged them all night last night."

The system suddenly thought of an idea: [I've thought of a good idea, host, why don't you let them do the same? The pigs outside are messing around like crazy, so they can also mess around like crazy, just see who makes the loudest noise! ​​]

[The pigs bothered them last night, so they can bother the pigs tonight! 】

The system really thinks it is extremely smart, it is simply the smartest smart system in the world!

The system's words immediately silenced Lin Mo, who was so shameless.

Everyone who heard the system's words:...

Why is your system becoming more and more non-serious, what have you learned during this period of time! Lin Mo, can you please control your system!

Lin Mo also asked the system very seriously: [Are you serious about what you said, do you really think so.]

System: [Of course! I just searched for some information, and the loudest among you are General Liu and General Cheng.]

Lin Mo suddenly smelled the smell of melon, but it seemed to be someone else's private melon, and it seemed a bit bad to eat it like this.

(Everyone: It seems like you don’t eat enough private melons on weekdays.)

General Liu and General Cheng’s faces have turned red, so the system wants them to compete with pigs in voice in the middle of the night, right?

The system keeps saying: [These two generals like to roar no matter what they do. Let them roar at the pigs tonight. I think they can win.]

Lin Mo suddenly wanted to hear how loud these two generals’ voices were: [I am really a little curious after hearing you say that, but it’s a bit bad, this is someone’s private matter.]

Others are also curious and embarrassed. They want to listen but can’t get over this hurdle in their hearts.

Two generals: ...Take your eyes away from me!

System: [What's so private about this? They roar when they are happy and when they are angry. The two families living next door to them thought there was a wild animal in their yard and moved away overnight. Now no one lives next to Liu Mansion and Cheng Mansion because they were scared away.]

Lin Mo: ...What kind of humanoid monkeys are these! But they seem to have a lot of hormones!

Others were speechless, and Emperor Xuande looked at the two with a very strange look.

Since he was able to read Lin Mo's mind, Emperor Xuande also found that there were really all kinds of people among his ministers.

He used to think that these pillars of the country were stable and reliable, but later he found that these pillars of the country were difficult to control, had strange personalities, and behaved strangely. Now he couldn't believe that the country was supported by these people.

Today, these two generals were the most lively.

Many people teased them to roar.

"It's just a roar. Roaring won't hurt a piece of meat."

"That's right. When I went to your house before, I felt something was wrong there. There were no neighbors on either side. It turned out they were scared away by you. Do you also roar in the middle of the night? Aren't your wives scared?"

"Or do you think roaring can add to the fun, just like those two pigs did last night."

The two generals: ...Can you please shut up!