Chapter 74: One meal for one meal, fair!

Lin Mo now really admires Princess Xin.

But she is very curious about something, [System, how much can the emperor's pants be sold for outside? They should be more expensive than the prince's.]

Everyone became alert when they heard this question, and they were also very curious about this question.

Even Emperor Xuande himself was very curious, he guessed that the price of his pants must be higher, after all, he was also an emperor.

System: [No, no, no, your emperor's pants are not as expensive as the prince's. Look at your emperor's pants, there are three holes on a piece of cloth, and I don't know how he made them.]

"Puff!" Someone in the audience almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lin Mo's expression twitched wildly. Well, there were three holes on a piece of cloth. She definitely didn't think wrongly! Absolutely not!

The prince touched his buttocks. No matter how much he rubbed his buttocks, there were only two holes. How did these three holes come from?

After leaving the court, Lin Mo and the system happily put this matter behind them, while the emperor and Prince Xin went to find their respective wives.

"The emperor has only a few pairs of pants left. We have to find a chance to replenish them for him." The queen brought a group of concubines to a meeting in Fengyi Palace. Those who didn't know would think that they were holding a very important meeting.

De Fei sighed and said, "But I can't bear to give it up. I don't even have a few pieces of good fabrics. The emperor's character is known to the queen. Basically, things that go into his hands can't come out. Every time he gives me something, it's his own calligraphy. Not only does it take up space, but it's also worthless."

De Fei's words made all the concubines present sigh.

They really didn't expect that being a concubine could reach this level. People outside may think that they are served by others because they are all well-dressed and well-fed, but in fact, this is just a bright and beautiful appearance.

As soon as Emperor Xuande came in, he heard his wives discussing how to sell his underwear sustainably.

Emperor Xuande: ...You guys are talking very seriously. You don't even want to give me a piece of fabric. You just want to take it out and don't want to put it in, right?

"My beloved concubines are quite leisurely and elegant. I was wondering why I have less and less clothes recently. It turns out that they have been taken away by my beloved concubines."

Emperor Xuande's sudden voice startled the concubines.

Then a large group of people knelt down.

"Your Majesty, please forgive us. We just want to supplement the family income." The queen knelt in the front.

Emperor Xuande slapped the table with his hand and said angrily: "Then why didn't you tell me about this? How can you do such a lucrative thing by yourself!"

Concubines: ???

So you are angry about this matter, no, Your Majesty, do you still know your own identity?

Eunuch Li bent his waist slightly and covered his face with his sleeves: Oh! How come the emperor is getting more and more shameless!

After Prince Xin returned, he happened to see the princess counting the accounts.

The princess just looked up and let him go and play by himself.

Prince Xin: ...Why do I feel that you despise me so much? We are husband and wife!

"I heard that you are selling the emperor's pants for the ladies in the harem." Prince Xin hesitated for a long time before saying this.

Princess Xin said without raising her head: "Yes, is there any problem?"

Prince Xin looked at his wife's face and said carefully: "Well, aren't you afraid that the emperor will blame you?"

Princess Xin pushed the big head next to her away and said calmly: "Don't worry, it won't happen. The Queen said that she will take care of everything."

"If you have nothing to do, take your son and daughter out for a walk. Don't bother me here. I still have to settle accounts."

Prince Xin was pushed out of the room, and then the door was closed in front of him.

Prince Xin: ...Do I still have any status in this family?

He found that his status became lower and lower after his leg healed. The princess was relatively gentle to him before, but she became much more brutal after his leg healed.

Alas, life is so hard!

Lin Mo and the system didn't know what happened in the palace and the prince's mansion because they went to the street to eat melons.

"Ahhhhhh! Stop chasing me! I accidentally stepped on your bones!"

Lin Mo ran wildly in front with her coat in hand, and a big yellow dog was chasing her from behind.

What happened was that Lin Mo saw two aunts arguing on the way home, so she squeezed into the crowd to eat melons.

But because of her small body, she was squeezed away, and the moment she fell over, she kicked the bone of the dog next to her away.

Then things turned out like this.

As for her two pigs, well, they abandoned their master without hesitation and went to have sex with him.

Seeing the excitement, the system shouted: [Run, run, it's about to catch up with you! It's about to bite your butt! ]

Lin Mo was extremely agile. She quickly climbed up a big tree in front of her. At the moment when the dog was about to bite her, she successfully climbed up the tree.

[Oh my God! I didn't expect eating melons would be so dangerous. The rake is so disloyal! ]

Lin Mo hugged the tree trunk and panted. She had just used up all her strength. She had never run so fast in her life.

The dog below was still barking non-stop, and Lin Momo silently retracted his legs upwards.

System: [Actually, you don't have to be so scared, I can activate a protection mechanism for you, so that no matter how the dog bites you, you won't feel any pain.]

Lin Mo: [Then everyone will find that I was bitten by a dog with an expressionless face, is this normal!]

Man and Tong started chatting on top, and the dog below was really persistent, and really stayed there and wouldn't leave.

Half an hour later, Lin Mo lay on the tree with an extremely ugly face: [Tongzi! What should I do if I want to poop! I really can't hold it anymore! Can you find a way to get this dog away! 】

The system thought for a moment, and then answered seriously: [Why don’t you just take off your pants first and poop? Didn’t you say that dogs eat shit? You kicked its bones and now it’s time to give it back. One bite for another. 】

Lin Mo was silent for three seconds, then he yelled at the system in a bit of a breakdown: [Are you serious? You let me shit here in broad daylight! I still have no shame! ]

Wei Zhengan and Qin Zheng who passed by: ...

We were wondering why the voice sounded so familiar, it turned out to be the devil in the tree.

But it seems that we came at the wrong time, why don't we take another way.