Chapter 86 I want to hold a birthday party in a brothel!

Lin Mo was quite indifferent to the idea of ​​holding a party for her birthday.

After living here for so many years, she actually already understood the purpose of various banquets in the capital.

The first is to build relationships and develop personal connections, and the second and very important one is for blind dates.

"So you are planning to hold a blind date on my birthday?"

Lin Mo looked at her mother and asked this question very naively.

Mrs. Lin:...

"It's not a blind date party, it's your birthday party. Can you please not change the subject? Where do you want to hold the party, at home or in a restaurant?"

Mrs. Lin no longer wanted to complain about her little daughter's train of thought.

What does a birthday party have to do with a blind date? Besides, people who come to your birthday party are not here for a blind date. Those who want to come here have other purposes!

(Everyone: We are all here to eat melons!)

Lin Mo thought silently in his heart: [I want to go to a place with good wine, delicious food and beautiful women, but I don’t know where this place is.]

The system said to Lin Mo in a sneaky way: [I know where this place is. It must be lively if we go there!]

Lin Mo went first and was immediately reminded, [What place? Do you know any good restaurants?]

Mrs. Lin also wanted to know what good restaurants the system knew.

The system said excitedly: [Go to a brothel! There are not only delicious food and wine, but also beautiful women! And the venue is large, and the beauties can dance and sing! Go to a brothel! 】

Hearing this, Lin Mo was silent for a long time, and then screamed madly in his heart: [Are you sick? You asked me to go to a brothel on my birthday! 】

The system answered innocently: [Didn’t you say that you wanted fine wine, delicious food and beautiful women? The only place that meets this requirement is a brothel, and there are not only beautiful women, but also all kinds of singing and dancing. 】

Everyone present: ...

Although what you said is quite confusing, it somehow makes sense.

Lin Mo really thought about it seriously, it seemed to be true, could she book the brothel for a day?

Lin Mo raised his eyes and looked at his mother expectantly, "Mom! Can my birthday party be held in a brothel? Can our family book the brothel for a day?"

Mrs. Lin closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The next second, Lin Mo was chased out.

What a wishful thinking! Which daughter of a noble family would hold her birthday party in a brothel! You are afraid that your reputation is too good, right!

Although this little bastard has no reputation now.

After being chased out, Lin Mo was still a little confused. Didn't they let her choose? She chose it herself, so why was she chased out?

Could it be that her mother felt that this matter was a bit difficult to handle?

The system sighed and said, "I knew your mother would not agree, but if we hold it in a brothel, it will definitely be very lively!"

Lin Mo also sighed, "Alas, now I have no right to participate in this matter. I have just been kicked out of the decision-making circle. Do whatever you want. Anyway, as long as there are delicious food and drinks, it will be fine."

In the end, after discussion, the Lin family decided to hold the banquet at home.

As for Lin Mo's opinion, after knowing that this guy wanted to hold her birthday banquet in a brothel, she had lost all her choices.

"Holding a birthday banquet in a brothel, she is really bold." Lin Qi couldn't even imagine what it would be like if a birthday banquet was really held in a brothel.

Did the officials of Dayong go to a brothel together?

If this was recorded by the historians, it would probably be a topic for thousands of years!

Lin Ran also wanted to open Lin Mo's head and see what was inside.

Why did this girl think completely differently from others? What kind of brain did she use to come up with so many messed up things?

After deciding on the location, everything else was easier.

Madam Lin asked someone to send out the invitations.

Anyway, this girl of hers was already famous in the capital, and there was no one among the officials who didn't know her, so she might as well invite everyone over. Otherwise,

others would think that their Lin family had no opinions about anyone they didn't invite.

On the morning of his birthday, Lin Mo was woken up early to get dressed.

Seeing her sister who hadn't opened her eyes yet, Lin Ran patted her face and said, "Wake up quickly, you are the most important person today, you have to dress up nicely today."

Lin Mo nodded in a daze, still mumbling, "Yeah, yeah, pretty, pretty, sister, you are the prettiest, you are the most important."

The system said helplessly: [Your brain is short-circuited, your sister asked you to dress up nicely to wake you up, not to praise her.]

Lin Ran sighed helplessly at her younger sister who hadn't woken up yet, and immediately asked two maids to hold her up and start dressing up.

At this moment, guests were slowly arriving outside the Lin Mansion.

"Oh, Lord Zhou, what a coincidence! Did you bring your wife and children here?"

"Hahaha, yes, Lord Zhang is the same. I wonder what kind of birthday gift Lord Zhang prepared for Lord Xiaolin." "

Hahaha, it's not something expensive, just some little toys that girls like to play with."

Lin Qi stood at the door to entertain these people. Listening to the conversation of these officials, his mouth twitched and he was very speechless.

Those who didn't know would probably think that his little sister was a person of high status and power, and she actually had so many officials come to personally wish her a happy birthday.

It can be said that those who had no evil intentions in the court basically came, while those who had evil intentions found excuses to shirk.

Emperor Xuande looked at the list of those who declined and couldn't help but sneered: "They are guilty. Yes, it's hard for them to attend the court every day."

It can be said that Lin Mo's birthday party is a screening list. Those who want to go have basically not committed any serious crimes, and those who find excuses to decline are definitely very greedy.

Some people are really unwell, which can be found out by checking, but for some people, that's not necessarily the case.

Eunuch Li looked at the emperor in ordinary clothes and didn't know what to say.

If you want to go on a private visit, you should choose better clothes! These clothes are 20 years old! The edges are frayed!

"Your Majesty, why don't you change your clothes? It's not good to wear this to Lord Kobayashi's banquet." People who don't know would think you are here to eat and drink for free.

Emperor Xuande put down the list and looked at his own clothes.

Isn't this good? Very low-key. He also made up his face. No one can recognize him!