She jumped onto the bed and stood there, taller than Dugu Yu. Then she put her hands on her waist and looked down at him domineeringly.
"The study is for reading and working, the bedroom is for sleeping, the dining room is for eating, and the toilet is for defecating. How can you just turn them upside down?"
"You can sleep in the study today, but will you have to pee and poop in the dining room tomorrow?"
Dugu Yu really, really wanted to strangle this woman to death!
Qin Qingyao saw that he pursed his lips and frowned without saying anything, thinking that he had realized his mistake, and then softened his tone a little and spoke earnestly.
"Reading and eating in the bedroom, eating and sleeping in the study, and reading and working in the dining room are all wrong! Not only will it affect your physical health, it will also slow down your work efficiency and reduce your thinking ability!"
"So we must resolutely put an end to it in the future!"
Qin Qingyao was right. Apart from the toilet, which Dugu Yu had not yet developed any new functions for, his study, dining room and bedroom were all integrated for reading, working, eating and sleeping!
What's the difference between these things? Except for Qin Qingyao, a psychopath, no one would care, okay?
"Also, I asked the housekeeper about your daily schedule." Having said that, she put her hands on her waist again, with a fierce look on her face, and leaned forward slightly, trying to give Dugu a sense of pressure as if a mountain was pressing down on him.
Dugu Yu took a step back away from the bed. He thought the woman was going to throw herself into his arms again, so he successfully dodged it.
Qin Qingyao didn't expect that she could really "intimidate" Dugu Yu and even "scare" him back half a step, and she became more and more courageous.
"You have no sleep schedule at all!"
"From today on, you must change all of these bad habits. Of course, I'm not unreasonable. I will give you time to correct them slowly!"
"You have to know that only a regular and good sleep and rest habit can ensure your good health. Only if you are healthy can we grow old together. Otherwise, if you die halfway, what will I do?"
Dugu Yu: “…”
He finally looked up at Qin Qingyao. This woman said she wanted to grow old with him? It should still be too late to write a divorce letter now!
"That's enough. It's good that you admit your mistake. Stop standing there all the time. Go to bed at midnight every night from now on. I'll supervise you!"
Dugu Yu didn't understand how Qin Qingyao pushed him onto the bed. Anyway, he didn't understand most of what the woman said.
"I can't sleep now, I have official business..."
"If those official duties can't be completed today, will Zhao Ling destroy the country tomorrow?"
Dugu Yu: “…”
Qin Qingyao reached out and touched Dugu Yu's chest, "Go to sleep. If the country is really destroyed, there's Ling to support it. If you hold it together, the emperor will think you're going to rebel."
Dugu Yu, who was about to throw this arrogant woman out, suddenly froze.
Apart from cursing the emperor in the morning and cursing the destruction of the country at night, what this crazy woman said was not entirely unreasonable.
Since ancient times, it has never been a good thing to be too successful and threaten the emperor. Now that the world is peaceful and there is no need for war, such a great general is still so active, which will indeed make the emperor feel scared.
Such a simple question, why had he never thought about it before?
In fact, he had no interest in rebellion or anything like that. He worked diligently and conscientiously every day because those were his official duties and they made him feel that they were the meaning of his existence.
If he doesn't do those things, what else can he do? Just sit there in a daze every day?
Qin Qingyao held Dugu Yu's arm and pulled him towards the middle of the bed. Why did this guy always sleep on the edge of the bed? He would fall down if he turned over!
After pulling the man over, she lifted up the arm of Dugu Yu that she was holding, placed it next to the pillow, and crawled under his armpit, resting her head on his arm, hugging him.
Dugu Yu was still thinking deeply about what she had just said, so he ignored her and let her do whatever she wanted.
Less than three minutes into her sleep, Qin Qingyao felt uncomfortable again and moved her head to Dugu Yu's shoulder.
Not only did she hold his body with her hands, she also lifted one of her legs and pressed it against Dugu Yu's long, slender, straight legs. Only then was she satisfied.
Dugu Yu: “…”
Qin Qingyao stared at him with her big eyes, just like last night. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that I can't spend the wedding night with you today."
With just one sentence, Dugu Yu even forgot about pushing away the woman who was sticking to him like a dog-skin plaster. Very good, he didn't want to do anything to you!
"Because my relatives are visiting... they came to Kuishui!"
Dugu Yu frowned tightly. Why could this woman tell him such filthy things so confidently?
No wonder I could smell the smell of blood on her all day long. It was just that Dugu Yu had long been immune to this smell, and getting injured and bleeding was a common occurrence for him.
So even though he smelled blood on Qin Qingyao, he was too lazy to ask.
Anyway, seeing how lively and energetic she is, she won't die in the short term.
"Don't you know that you can't sleep with a woman who's had her period...you have to sleep alone!"
Damn, you'd rather change the words than admit that you're her husband? You're really wronged!
"Why?"
“Because it’s dirty.”
"Damn you!" Qin Qingyao immediately got furious. She sat up from the bed and looked at Dugu Yu's face with accusations!
"Don't you know I've been bleeding all day? Do you know how uncomfortable and weak I am? And you still think I'm dirty?"
"Aren't you a great general? When you're fighting bravely, and your soldiers are wounded and bleeding, do you think they're dirty?"
Dugu Yu was also angry. He was a great general who would live and die with his men. How could he despise his injured brothers? This woman was simply unreasonable!
"You're not hurt!"
"I'm not injured, where did all this blood come from? Let me see if you bleed!"
Dugu Yu: “…”
In ancient times, men would not sleep with their wives and concubines who had menstruation. Disdaining the dirty blood was secondary. The most important thing was that women at that time could not be bothered by them, so they slept in other women's rooms.
He is so cruel and worse than beasts!
"I'm telling you, these few days of the month are the saddest and most vulnerable for women. Not only should you not think I'm dirty, you should also take good care of me! Otherwise, you have no conscience!"
Dugu Yu: “…”
Aren't there enough servants in the mansion to take care of her? Why does he have to take care of her personally? What a dream!
Seeing that Dugu Yu ignored her, Qin Qingyao turned over and rode on Dugu Yu's waist, then put her hands on the pillows on both sides of Dugu Yu's head and gave him a bed bang.
Dugu Yu: You crazy woman, I can turn over right now and throw you off the bed and kill you!
"Didn't you ask me what my wife was doing with it at the dinner table today?"
"I'm telling you now, I'm only saying this once, remember this clearly, wives are meant to be pampered and loved!"
I had the nerve to say I was only going to say it once, but ended up wanting to repeat it eight hundred times...
"You go down."
"I won't!"
Dugu Yu: “…”
Qin Qingyao, "I'm going to set up some house rules with you now!"
"The palace has its own rules. You can ask the housekeeper tomorrow."
“Bullshit!”
Dugu Yu: This damn woman spit in his face!!!
"The rules of the palace are for the servants. Dugu Yu, you are a heartless bastard. I married you as my wife, but you treat me like a slave! You need to apologize to me!"
Apologize? Hahahaha, even the emperor hasn't asked him to apologize yet. This woman is...
Plop, two drops of water dripped on Dugu Yu's face. It wasn't raining, but Qin Qingyao was crying because of him.
Dugu Yu was at a loss again. Although this woman was a little nervous, she always looked at him with admiration and fascination in her eyes, as well as a very sweet smile.
She mostly pretended when she felt aggrieved, but even when she was glaring at him angrily, she was still lively and compelling. This was the first time he saw her eyes red and full of tears, ready to fall again at any moment.
"I don't treat you as a slave."
In fact, Dugu Yu didn't treat her as anyone. He thought that marrying Qin Qingyao was just bringing this woman into the palace, and then everyone would not interfere with each other and nothing would change.
He never thought that after marrying the princess, this woman would be so shameless to appear in his house and every corner around him.
Qin Qingyao pursed her lips and sniffed, thinking that Dugu Yu had given in to her. She knew that it was just a daydream to hear him say "I'm sorry".
"Then listen carefully, the first rule of the family is that the first priority for a man in the Dugu family is to take care of his family and love his wife!"
Why?
"The second rule is that you must go home for dinner after court every morning. If you have any social engagements at noon or in the evening, you should have someone come back to let you know. You can't do anything without giving instructions!"
Why should I give you an explanation for what I do? Even the Emperor never asked him to do so!
Qin Qingyao rolled off Dugu Yu's body and got off the bed. Her small feet insisted on dragging Dugu Yu's big shoes. When she walked, her feet could not leave the ground, and the friction made Dugu Yu feel uncomfortable.
In Dugu Yu's room, it is easy to find pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
In addition, they had just gotten married and had plenty of red paper, so she took a brush and wrote on a large piece of red paper.
Dugu Family Rules
Article 1: Love your family, love your wife, and love life!
Details: You are not allowed to stay overnight outside without a valid reason. Remember all important holidays for your wife, including but not limited to national holidays, her birthday, wedding anniversary, etc.! You must strictly follow a sleep schedule and pay attention to your health. You must go to bed with your wife at midnight!
Article 2: You must go home to eat breakfast. If you go out or cannot come back for dinner, you must explain!
Article 3: Stay away from Wangjiang Tower, especially when you are alone. It is considered a violation if you get within ten feet of Wangjiang Tower!
Rules: If someone invites you to Wangjiang Tower, single invitees are not allowed to attend the banquet. For banquets with multiple people, please take the initiative to request to change the venue of the banquet. With your status, everyone will listen to what you say. Those who can disobey you are prohibited from attending the banquet!
(To be continued)
The third one was something Qin Qingyao thought of on the spur of the moment, because she knew that Dugu Yu had 'accidentally' met Lin Xiafeng at Wangjiang Tower after leaving court today!
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