Chapter 64 House Rules Article 4



Even though the servant flattered him so hard, Dugu Yu threw away the plate without hesitation.

His movements were so graceful and his attitude so resolute that it made the servants' hearts ache.

The princess' hands were splashed with oil while frying chicken, and she got blisters. The prince is too much!

Just as the servant left, another person came in, "Your Highness, the princess said that the osmanthus flowers in your study should be replaced. She asked me to bring the vase over."

"Take it."

"yes!"

Qin Qingyao had never been to Dugu Yu's study, but from the previous cold appearance of the palace, she could tell that it must be very boring and lifeless inside.

So she is learning flower arrangement, planning to grow him a beautiful pot of flowers in different styles every day, so that even if she doesn't want to go to the garden, she can still see the seasonal scenery.

But the mouth of the bottle used to grow osmanthus was a bit small, and it was not suitable for growing a large bunch of flowers. So, Qin Qingyao went to the warehouse and got a new one, which was short and fat, with a mouth as big as the mouth of a bowl.

When the flowers and the vase were delivered to the study, Dugu Yu's heart was bleeding. He had just found out that he was a poor man, and this damn woman had wasted his vase worth one million taels.

This idiot didn't even consider that the pile of bottles worth millions in his warehouse alone guaranteed that he couldn't be a poor man!

Just as I finished eating the vase, someone came in and said, "Your Highness, the princess wants you to make dumplings with her. Dumplings stuffed with shepherd's purse!"

Is this woman trying to compete with wild vegetables?

"The King is busy."

Half a quarter of an hour later

"Your Highness, the princess is asking what kind of filling you use for dumplings. For vegetarian fillings, do you use eggs, vermicelli noodles, or a mixture of eggs and vermicelli noodles? And for meat fillings, what kind of meat do you use?"

So annoying.

"casual."

"yes!"

"Your Majesty!"

"What again?"

"...The princess asked me to invite you to dinner!"

Dugu Yu looked out the window at the setting sun. Qin Qingyao, that punctual and regular woman, was really outrageous!

Dugu Yu had never had a regular life. When he was fighting in the war, he had no control over when the enemy would come, when to light a fire and cook, or when to stop and sleep.

You have to consider the right time, place and people, otherwise you will accidentally expose your target, delay the war, or even be surrounded!

He did two regular things in the first half of his life. The first was that when he was in the military camp, he would get up on time and train with the soldiers when there was no fighting.

The second is to leave the barracks and enter the court, and get up on time every day to attend court.

Everything else is random.

As a result, ever since meeting Qin Qingyao, even the two most insignificant and dispensable things, eating and sleeping, have to be done on time!

Dugu Yu came to the restaurant. There were only four plates of dumplings and three small bowls on the table, each containing chopped red pepper, crushed garlic, and vinegar.

Qin Qingyao came over with a large bowl. "Please sit down, my husband. I fried some scallions in oil. They're delicious. Do you want some chili peppers, garlic, and vinegar?"

"Is eating dumplings so troublesome?"

"Then I want both!"

Dugu Yu obviously had no experience, so he listened to her.

Qin Qingyao had already mixed all the things into a big bowl, and the servants didn't bring out anything else. It was obvious that there would be nothing else to eat tonight.

His palace is indeed poor...

Qin Qingyao didn't sit on Dugu Yu's lap today. She mixed the ingredients and gave each person a small plate. She pointed at four plates and said, "Shepherd's purse and eggs, shepherd's purse and pork, shepherd's purse and vermicelli noodles, shepherd's purse and shepherd's purse. What do you want to eat?"

"casual."

Then Qin Qingyao took four plates and put a few of each of the four ingredients into the large bowl containing the seasoning.

"Okay, pick it up and put it on a small plate to eat."

So why do you go to so much trouble to cook them separately in the first place?

Dugu Yu ate the first one, which was shepherd's purse and pork. It tasted good but a little spicy. Qin Qingyao picked up one, which was pure shepherd's purse.

"My husband, you are so lucky, mine has no meat!"

Dugu Yu paused, not knowing what this woman wanted to do. If you want to eat meat, just take it from the plate with meat. Why mix it all together?

Then Qin Qingyao opened her mouth, grinned triumphantly, and ate the half meat dumpling on Dugu Yu's chopsticks.

Dugu Yu: ...

If Qin Qingyao dared to let him eat the remaining half, he would definitely get up and leave.

Fortunately, Qin Qingyao was very self-aware and did not do so. She just ate her pure shepherd's purse dumplings and picked up another one.

Dugu Yu’s second shepherd’s purse and egg.

The third one is Qin Qingyao’s pure shepherd’s purse, and Dugu Yu’s shepherd’s purse vermicelli.

The fourth one is Qin Qingyao's pure shepherd's purse, and Dugu Yu's pure shepherd's purse.

Qin Qingyao is going crazy!

Dugu Yu looked at her wrinkled face and felt inexplicably refreshed. These shepherd's purse dumplings were indeed delicious!

"Husband, if I can have shepherd's purse and pork dumplings next time, will you promise me something?"

Dugu Yu was very alert. "What's going on?"

"Read the house rules before going to bed tonight!"

"Haha, okay, I agree." I don't believe that you can get the pork filling with your ugly appearance!

Qin Qingyao picked up a piece of pork filling, then another piece of pork filling, and then another piece of pork filling.

Dugu Yu: ...

Haha, so she ate four bowls of pure shepherd's purse on purpose!

But these dumplings all look exactly the same, so how can she tell what the filling is? Is she a clairvoyant?

The maids nearby were all trying to hold back their laughter. After finishing their meal and taking a walk, Dugu Yu came back and asked Qin Qingyao behind her back, "Why does she know what the dumplings are made of?"

The little maid laughed and said, "The princess said that she can recognize the dumplings she made herself even after they are cooked. I didn't help make them, so I can't tell, but the princess probably recognizes the dumplings she made herself!"

They all look exactly the same!

Before going to bed at night, Qin Qingyao took a shower first. When Dugu Yu came out of the shower, Qin Qingyao's face was covered with a layer of white stuff, and he didn't know what it was, which scared him.

"You're haunted!"

Qin Qingyao couldn't even open her mouth to speak, "I'm so exhausted~"

"Speak properly!"

Qin Qingyao gestured to him to wait a moment, then went to wash her face.

"I'm applying a facial mask! It's made with pearl powder and egg white. Honey, come and feel my face. Isn't it soft and smooth?"

Dugu Yu hid his hands behind his back in seconds, and then Qin Qingyao walked behind him, half squatted down, and rubbed his hands with her face.

Dugu Yu: “…”

"Is it slippery? Is it slippery?"

It was very slippery, and Dugu Yu's fingers felt itchy when she rubbed them. He couldn't help but want to pinch it, but he still insisted on his principles. He turned around abruptly, clenched his hands into fists behind his back, causing Qin Qingyao to bump into his stomach.

"How does it feel?"

"have no idea!"

Qin Qingyao pouted and touched herself, praising herself in various ways.

Finally, she did not forget to praise the emperor, "It is worthy of being a pearl given by the emperor. It is so easy to use!"

Dugu Yu paused, "Did you grind the pearls the emperor gave you as a reward?"

Qin Qingyao nodded, "Ah."

This look of self-righteousness, as if she had no idea what she had done wrong, is really Qin Qingyao's style.

"The emperor gave me too much, so I only ground a small bag. There's still a lot left. Do you want some, my husband? Feel free to take any!"

"I don't need it."

How dare you call him a spendthrift today? He forgot to take it, but you destroyed it directly. Who is the spendthrift?

Qin Qingyao patted her cheeks and skipped onto the bed, then pointed at the red paper stuck at the foot of the bed, "Hubby, you promised me when we were having dinner, read it now!"

Dugu Yu only now realized that it was still the same big red paper, still in the same position, and still had the same eye-catching calligraphy, but this version of "Dugu Family Rules" had one more rule than yesterday.

Article 4: Only the wife can punish the husband by not allowing him to sleep in the bed or leave the bedroom. If the wife does not nod in agreement or is obviously angry and says something unpleasant, the husband is not allowed to suggest sleeping in separate beds, otherwise he will violate the first house rule!

The first is to love your family, love your wife, and love life.

In fact, if you look closely, you will find that there is only one rule in the Dugu family, which is "love your home, love your wife, and love your life."

All the following clauses can ultimately be attributed to this one, because no matter which one is violated, the first house rule will definitely be violated.

"Read it, read it quickly!"

"I've finished."

Qin Qingyao: "..."

"Are you reciting silently?"

"You didn't say to read it out loud."

Qin Qingyao: "..."

The next morning, Dugu Yu woke up regularly. He had a day off today, and thanks to this woman, he could do nothing for half a month.

But he had to get up now because his little brother called him.

This kind of thing is really evil. Once it happens for the first time, you will never have peace again.

"I'm going to court."

Mum, "Be safe and come back for dinner~"

Then a certain prince went to the cloakroom to have some fun, changed his clothes and dressed neatly, and after coming out, no one knew what he did next.

The woman on the bed was sleeping like a dead pig.

Dugu Yu walked back to the bed with a frown on his face, looking at the woman lying on her back with her legs spread out, showing no ladylike manners at all, and a smile of disgust and disdain appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He is such a dishonest person, it's hard for her to hold him all night long.

He walked to the bedside and looked down at Qin Qingyao's face. This woman's face was really too white and tender.

Thinking of how she rubbed her cheek against his fingers yesterday, he still felt itchy in his heart, and he couldn't help but pinch her.

Like soft tofu.

I pinched the other side again, but it still wasn't enough...

Qin Qingyao turned over and sat on the quilt facing the wall, with her butt facing Dugu Yu. Dugu Yu couldn't pinch her face anymore, so he left the room with a sullen face.

Qin Qingyao had a dream. In the dream, she went to participate in a beauty pageant with Lin Xiafeng. She won, but Lin Xiafeng was not convinced and pinched her face.

He pinched her here and there, making her face swell up like a pig's head.

Then Lin Xiafeng snatched the crown from her head, stood on the highest podium, and hugged a man and bit him madly.

She thought the man was Dugu Yu, so she cried and shouted, "I am the most beautiful, I am the princess!"

It turned out that the man who was hugging Lin Xiafeng turned around and smiled at her. He was her senior high school class teacher!

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