Chapter 133: City-wide Chase
Three days later.
Main street.
The high-bellied cricket is full of blood and revived spicy.
He was wearing sunglasses and walking on the street.
"System, you have to pay attention this time. Today is the final battle, and success or failure depends on this one move."
Yes, after being locked up for a few days, Tall-Belly Cricket was released from prison.
What happened that day was posted online, and people pointed at him wherever he went, so he had to wear sunglasses.
Hey, that's pretty cool, he thought to himself.
He couldn't find the reason for what happened that day, and even when he asked the system to check, it couldn't figure it out. He just suspected that he was sick.
But Tall Cricket insisted he was not sick. Today was his day to prove himself.
The system found out that Xia Tian and her bestie went out shopping again today.
So the tall-bellied cricket came out and encountered them.
He wanted to give Xia Tian a special impression again.
Xia Tian and Shu Yan came to a large indoor shopping mall in the city. Just after trying on two pieces of clothing, Gao Belly Cricket made a domineering appearance.
Gaofu Cricket wanted to make a swanky entrance. He strode in with a flourish and waved his hand, "Buy me all the clothes in this whole store!"
Shu Yan followed the plot closely. When she saw this part, she quickly changed the word "shooting star" to "drooling", the word "store" to "row", and the word "buy" to "fork".
The high-bellied cricket came in with all his might.
I saw him drooling from the corner of his mouth, and he waved his hand: "Take down this whole row of clothes!"
A string of saliva flowed down and wet his clothes.
Everyone in the store looked at him in astonishment.
"Wow, so domineering." Shu Yan smiled.
Xia Tian and the shop assistant were speechless.
Brother, do you think buying clothes is like wholesale of cabbage?
Gaofu Cricket came to his senses and saw Xia Tian's look, realizing he had let himself down again. He quickly raised his hand to wipe his mouth, feeling frustrated and confused.
Shu Yan changed her gesture of raising her hand to taking off her pants.
Gaofu Cricket came to his senses and saw Xia Tian's eyes, and knew that he had let himself down again.
He looked down and saw the water stains on his clothes, feeling angry and aggrieved.
No, what happened to him?
Does this damn Xia Tian have some special ability? Every time he gets close to her, he loses his temper!
That shouldn’t be the case. If there was, wouldn’t the system know about it?
Forget it, don’t think about it anymore. The most important thing now is to restore the situation.
So he took off his pants, revealing a big red patch.
He rubbed his pants again and again and carefully wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
Xia Tian was stunned.
The clerk was stunned.
Everyone in the store was stunned.
"Oh my god, that guy...did he just escape from a mental hospital?"
"Taking off pants to wipe saliva, is this something a human could come up with?"
"Wait, he looks so familiar. Isn't he that stupid son of the Gao Group?"
"Ah, now that you mention it, I remember it was him. That's not surprising."
Gaobelly Cricket reacted and looked at his bare legs and the pants in his hands, and was stunned again.
Holy shit, how did he take off his pants without even noticing?
Could it be that he wanted to applaud the beautiful girl so much that he couldn't help himself?
Looking at the unanimous gazes of the people around him, even if he was shameless, he was almost furious. He glared at everyone, quickly covered his buttocks, and hurriedly put on his pants.
Shu Yan changed pants into underwear and changed wearing into throwing away.
Looking at the gazes of the people around him, Gaofu Cricket's old face turned slightly red. He glared at everyone fiercely, then suddenly bent down and took off his underwear in one go.
Then he quickly ran to the window and threw it downstairs.
Biu~
The little neinei is floating in the air, dancing freely, flying freely~~
Biu, flew onto the unicorn hat worn by a person downstairs, hung on the pointed horn of the unicorn, and swayed in the wind.
The tall-bellied cricket was petrified.
Everyone vomited too.
"Ah—Mais—"
"Hey! Is he sick? He has the nerve to do this..."
“People nowadays are becoming more and more weird!”
"It's over, it's over..." Gao Fu Cricket's legs felt numb and he covered himself with his hands in anger and anxiety.
Why is he like this!
When I looked downstairs again, oh wow, the man actually rode his beloved little motorcycle, taking his pants with him, and drove away in a flash.
Gaofu Cricket was furious. He opened his mouth to call out to the man, but felt too embarrassed to do so, so he gave up.
Shu Yan changed the word "give up" to "don't give up" and added "to chase" at the end.
Looking at his pants moving away rapidly, Gaodu Cricket's face was full of resentment.
He suddenly opened his mouth and yelled, "Wait! Stop and give me back my underwear!!"
Then everyone felt a gust of wind blowing past, and he ran out of the store naked, sprinting downstairs.
Clerk: “….”
Xia Tian: “….”
Everyone: “….”
"Wow, I don't understand, but I'm blown away..."
......
On the street.
A small motorcycle was driving happily, and the big red underwear on the motorcycle owner's head was also swaying happily.
A member of the Kozuki clan ran after him, shouting and striding with big feet.
"Hey, stop—"
"You damn bastard, stop right there! My pants are still on your head! Stop!"
"Stop, my pants, my pants—"
He screamed heartbreakingly.
When passersby saw this scene, they stopped and looked shocked.
"Whoa, what did I see, what did I see?"
"Why isn't that guy wearing pants? Is he crazy?"
"I'm a pants thief?!"
"Oh my god, he's so crazy, I love him so much..."
Workers are not going to work, students are not going to school, and even cleaners are not sweeping the floor. Take out your phone and take a picture first.
There were some kind-hearted people who tried to help Tall-Belly Cricket call the motorcyclist, but unfortunately, the motorcyclist was deaf.
No matter how Gaobelly Cricket and the others shouted at the back, the motorcycle still moved forward firmly.
"Ah—damn it—"
Gaobelly Cricket was about to collapse. He really didn't want to run, but his body was completely out of his control.
Feeling the cool breeze blowing around him, he really collapsed.
What kind of life is he living? With the system, not only did he fail to marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, but he was also forced to perform a naked marathon?
“Ah——&%@¥**%!! You’re still holding my pants, you’re still holding my pants——”
…
The tall-bellied cricket ran tenaciously all day long.
If the car didn't stop, he couldn't stop either.
Not only could he not stop walking, he couldn't stop talking either. He ran and shouted all day, and was watched by everyone all day.
He ran so hard that his legs almost broke and he was almost dying of anger.
Finally, he saw the motorcycle in front of him stopped with great difficulty. He looked up at the sign and completely collapsed.
A City Airport!
That person actually came to the airport and was about to take a plane!
"leak--"
The tall-bellied cricket spat out a mouthful of old blood and cried out in a terrifying voice: "No - you can't leave - my pants -"
The tall-bellied cricket ran over like crazy and rushed into the airport frantically.
"Stop!" He was immediately stopped by airport staff: "What are you doing? Please go through the explosion-proof inspection first..."
"Ah——" Gaofu Cricket fell to his knees and spat out a mouthful of blood: "That man, he... my pants... my pants——"
Bang! He fainted.
…
When he woke up, he was already being trousered up by the considerate police.
However, the man had already flown off to Kangaroo Country with his breeches on his head.
And his story is not over yet.
"ah--"
The tall-bellied cricket felt a strange desire overwhelmingly.
He began to search frantically for flight information. He wanted to go to Kangaroo Country to get his neinei back. He had to go, right away.
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