Chapter 137 I accidentally went crazy again
The tall-bellied cricket was anxious and angry. He stood up in a collapse, suddenly lifted the table leg, put his socks and shoes on the table leg, and dressed it.
Then, he suddenly swung his hands, twisted his butt, and started dancing happily.
"I can be willful if I want to be willful. I can be stubborn if I want to be stubborn. Let's see who can do anything to me."
He danced out of the box step by step.
Everyone: “…”
Everyone followed him out with the intention of watching some fun, but when they saw Gaofu Cricket come out of the box, they were all stunned.
Hey, what did he... just do?
Then I looked at Sarah's favorability, oops, -25%.
I'm dead, and the mission is going to fail again. What should I do?
"That..." His CPU was spinning at lightspeed, and suddenly an idea struck him. He shouted, "I said I'm not a real high-bellied cricket. Do you believe me?"
Everyone: “….”
"Oh?" Sarah smiled. "Then who are you?"
Mr. Dian, it depends on whether we believe it or not.
"Actually, uh, actually, I'm here to impersonate him!"
The High-Bellied Cricket didn't care about anything else and just wanted to clear his bad image first. "Actually, the real High-Bellied Cricket is a handsome young man! I was jealous of him, so I impersonated him!"
Shu Yan laughed and changed the word "ge" into "tiao", the word "shuai" into "sao", and the word "gongzi" into "gonggou".
The tall-bellied cricket began to speak.
"Actually, uh, actually I'm here to impersonate him!"
He shouted, "Actually, the real High-Belly Cricket is a slutty male dog! I was jealous of him, so I impersonated him!"
After he finished speaking, he felt numb.
"Oh, so Mr. Gao is a male dog?" Sarah laughed. "Excuse me, my apologies."
"It's really hot."
"A male dog this old should have bad teeth, right? It's really pitiful that he still came to see us at his age."
Tall-bellied Cricket: “….”
Ah——what did he say——
Crazy, he must be crazy——
…
The tall-bellied cricket fled the scene in disgrace. The gazes of the people behind him made him feel so ashamed.
It’s over. Now the young master of the Gao family will have another title.
"System, what's wrong with me? Can't you find out..."
The scumbag system continued to play dead and didn't want to say a word to him.
"Damn it!" Gaofu Cricket cursed, but he didn't dare to pull the system out by force, so he had to get into the car and leave in shame.
Back at the hotel, he sat down angrily.
Damn it, he must be possessed.
He was clearly in a good mental state before he traveled through time. It's impossible for him to suddenly go crazy.
He wants to ward off evil spirits!
So Gaofu Cricket immediately called a master to remove his bad luck remotely, and spent a huge amount of money to buy a blessed gold necklace and hung it around his neck.
With the necklace, Gaofu Cricket felt hot again.
The next day, he wore the necklace and ran into Sarah again.
Sarah is a bird lover. When she has nothing to do, she often goes up the mountain to watch the birds and take pictures of various birds.
Today is a holiday, and Sarah went up the mountain to look for birds again.
The tall-bellied cricket followed immediately. He also held a camera and disguised himself as a bird lover, walking over quietly.
"Hi Sarah, is that a kookaburra?"
"It's so cute, can I take a picture?"
Sarah didn't expect that a rich young man like him could also know about birds, and her impression of him improved a little: "Of course, go ahead and take pictures."
So the cricket struck a professional pose for the photo, and then took out the food specially prepared for the birds from his backpack (this is an imaginary country, feeding birds is allowed, but you are not allowed to scold me, ah o(′^｀)o).
This action really made Sarah's favorability improve a little: "Mr. Gao is also very close to animals."
"Of course." The tall-bellied cricket was delighted, smiling broadly as he fed the bird in front of him. "How could I not like such a cute creature? I feed them every week."
Hehe, see? This is called catering to someone’s preferences!
I have to say that the cricket had a beautiful idea. Sarah's biggest hobby was birds, so if we approached her from that angle, we might actually be able to win her back.
Unfortunately, Shu Yan is here again.
She changed the word in front of her eyes to "herself" and deleted their names.
"Of course." Gaofu Cricket immediately unzipped his pants and poured all the food in his backpack into them.
"How could I not like such a cute baby? I feed it every week."
Sarah: “….”
bird:".….."
It's really cute.
Suddenly, a bird flew into the wide crotch of the tall-bellied cricket and began to eat.
The other birds immediately followed suit and flew in to grab the food.
"???" The tall cricket came to his senses, jumped up and slapped the crowd in frustration: "Get out, get out, get out!!"
However, as soon as he jumped, the food fell down and stuck to his entire trouser leg.
The birds wanted to eat and refused to leave, fluttering up and down in his pants.
"Ah - hahahahaha - get out of here, get out of here..."
The cricket was so itchy from being pounced on by these birds that it jumped up and down in anger, screaming and shrieking like a mouse that was accidentally electrocuted.
A pile of birds fluttered in his trouser legs.
"ah--"
Finally, the tall-bellied cricket lay on the ground panting, took off his pants, and then drove away the damn birds.
By this time, his legs were covered with bird feathers and had been pecked by the birds into a sieve.
Sarah was speechless and her favorability dropped to -35% again. She went to the side to comfort the frightened bird.
Gaofu Cricket wiped his legs clean and put his pants back on. Seeing her favorability, he was furious.
Damn it, how could this be? Why is it so hard to pick up a girl on my own?
He's already wearing a consecrated necklace, can't he be a little more normal? Then what's the point of having this necklace?
Could it be that he was wearing it in the wrong position?
[High-Belly Cricket quickly removed the necklace from his neck, put it back on, silently chanted the spell three times, and then tentatively walked towards Sarah again.]
Shu Yan saw it and immediately changed the necklace into an iron chain, and added herself behind it.
Then the tall-bellied cricket suddenly found that the necklace around his neck had turned into a heavy iron chain.
But he involuntarily took off the chain, clicked it, and locked himself to the tree.
"Mummy, Mummy, coax me, Mummy, Mummy, coax me!"
He muttered, moving towards Sarah, then froze.
Hey, why can’t I walk anymore?
WTF!!!
Why did he lock himself in a tree?!
Where did this chain come from? He was clearly wearing a necklace, how did it become this?
He struggled frantically, only to find that the lock was tightly locked and there was no way he could get it open. He then looked at the tree. Wow, it was thicker than him, so there was no way he could break free.
He was stuck there like a dog.
[Looking at Sarah's pitying eyes, Tall-Belly Cricket couldn't bear to breathe.
Damn it, what should I do? Why did he lock himself up?
What if he gets hungry? ? 】
Shu Yan moved her hands again and changed "what if" to "now".
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