Chapter 141 Paying for a Fight
"Ah...you bastards...you bastards!!"
The tall-bellied cricket rolled around in the turtle shell, waving its arms and legs frantically in an attempt to turn over, but it couldn't.
At this moment, he suddenly felt itchy all over his body.
"Hahaha, hahahahahahaha... help, hahahahahahaha..."
He laughed uncontrollably, waving his arms and legs wildly and twisting around on the ground like a mad paramecium.
“Ah, it’s itchy, ah, it’s so itchy, ah, help me, hahahahahaha oh oh oh——”
The strange cry immediately attracted everyone's attention.
As soon as Shen Xin came down, he saw a turtle lying on its back, shouting, screaming, twisting and scratching on the ground.
“......Is this thing the turtle we hired today?” Shen Xin slowly stepped back.
“Yes, yes…” the receptionist trembled nervously.
"Ah!" The tall cricket heard Shen Xin's voice and yelled in his shell: "Help, my skin is itchy, Miss Shen, please beat me up!"
"Hahahaha, hahahahaha——" He started twisting wildly on the ground again.
Shen Xin: “….”
Favorability: -10%.
"Hahahaha, this turtle is full of dramatic effect."
"I've never seen such a person with such divine gold."
"Could this be his way of getting the president's attention?"
"It's attracting attention, almost enough to get you fired."
…
An hour later, Gaodu Cricket became a hot search topic.
#The new turtle in Shen Group is crazy
#The turtle from Shen Group said his skin was itchy and asked for a beating
#Click to see how miserable the turtle is
#This crappy class is driving me crazy
Shen Xin had already fired Gao Fu Cricket, but after seeing these trending searches, she hired him back.
So the tall-bellied cricket had just taken off his turtle shell when he was forced to put it back on.
The company thinks he is a good clown and should be able to increase the company's popularity.
Gao Fu Cricket opened Weibo and collapsed when he saw how miserable he was on the trending search.
"Ah—do I have to be this wretch?"
No, how could this be? Which woman would like a crazy bastard...
He is obviously a handsome guy, why is it like this——
Does he have to make this rubbish money?
The scumbag system coldly took out the electric baton:
The electric prod is activated, hiss~~
"......Fuck, I'll take it, is that not enough for me?" The tall-bellied cricket grabbed the turtle shell angrily and put it on without hesitation for a second.
The turtle stood in the hall again.
He didn't know that wearing this turtle shell would soon lead to a lifelong nightmare.
Seeing that he could actually make it to the hot search, Ruan Fanxiang was afraid that he would make a comeback, so she deliberately used the hot search to trick people into beating him, saying that this guy really wanted to be beaten.
So some people really believed it.
The next day, some people came to play high-bellied crickets.
…
the next day.
It was a peaceful and beautiful day.
Early in the morning, the tall-bellied cricket stood up in the turtle shell.
Last night, after a night of internal friction, he comforted himself.
Humph, just be a turtle.
Don’t be fooled by his ugly appearance, in fact, this turtle shell is his armor!
He wanted to let everyone see that even with a tortoise shell, he could still win the heart of the cold and arrogant Miss Chen!
At this time, the first person to go to work arrived.
[The tall-bellied cricket looked through his turtle eyes and saw that it was a beautiful young lady. He immediately approached her enthusiastically and stretched out his turtle hand to shake her hand.]
It's a new day, and the number of word changes has been refreshed again.
When Shu Yan saw this plot, she changed "hei" to "ba" and "grasping" to "slapping".
The first person to go to work arrived.
Gaofu Cricket squinted his eyes and saw, oh wow, it’s a beautiful girl, I can hook up with her!
He immediately went up to her and stretched out his soft hands.
Bang, a slap came over and he was stunned.
"??? What are you doing?"
Snap, he was slapped again.
"Ah! Damn it, you're looking for death!"
The young lady looked at her hands, a little surprised.
Hey, why did I suddenly couldn’t help but hit this bastard just now?
Never mind, hit him twice more.
Anyway, he was the one who said he wanted to be beaten.
Pa, pa, the turtle shell of the tall-bellied cricket was hit with a popping sound.
[“Ah, ah…you bitches, you…”
Gao Fu Cricket was so angry that he dodged everywhere. Suddenly, he saw a group of people coming in with Shen Xin. He immediately ran over to complain: "Miss Shen, she hit me! You can't just ignore it!"
Shu Yan changed her to "quickly" and changed "control" to "hit me".
Gaobelly Cricket was beaten and ran around everywhere. Suddenly, his turtle eyes saw Shen Xin.
His eyes lit up, and he immediately ran over and shouted, "Miss Shen, hit me! You can't not hit me!"
Shen Xin: “….”
Shen Xin was so shocked by him that she almost vomited her breakfast.
Favorability: -15%.
Ruan Fanxiang followed behind and almost couldn't hold back her laughter.
"Ahem," he suddenly had an idea and raised his hand to Shen Xin and said, "Mr. Shen, it seems that Mr. Gao really wants to be beaten. Can I make a suggestion?"
"What suggestions?" Shen Xin asked.
Ruan Fanxiang glanced at Gao Fu Cricket, a hint of pride flashing in his eyes: "I think the company can launch a free turtle beating service, and there will definitely be a lot of people coming."
"This way, the company's reputation has increased, and Mr. Gao is happy too. Everyone is happy!"
After hearing this, Shu Yan quickly chimed in: "Yes, yes, Mr. Gao will definitely like this service!"
Her role this time was to be Shen Xin's assistant. This assistant had a good relationship with Shen Xin, who always treated her with respect.
"Hmm," Shen Xin thought about it for a moment and asked Gao Fuqiu, "Mr. Gao, what do you think of this suggestion?"
[How big is it!]
The tall cricket was so angry that he jumped up and down, roaring, "No! You are insulting me! I cannot agree to this!"
Shu Yan immediately changed "no" to "yes" and "agree" to "reject".
The tall-bellied cricket suddenly roared, "Alright! You're insulting me! I can't refuse!"
Everyone looked at each other: “….”
6. He really didn’t refuse.
“.…..” Tall-bellied Cricket came to his senses and realized what he had said, and his blood almost froze.
No, how could this happen?
Why did he agree?!
Ah——Another day of being mad at myself...
However, it was too late for Gao Fu Cricket to regret. Soon, Shen Xin asked Shu Yan to write a contract on the spot.
[The contract stated that Gaofu Cricket provided free beating services to the outside world, and for this, the company gave him a salary increase of 2,000.
When Gaofu Cricket got the contract, he was furious and tore it up.
Shu Yan changed rising to falling, anger to joy, and tearing to signing.
Then she quickly wrote the contract.
The contract stated that Gaofu Cricket had to provide free beating services to the outside world, and for this, the company cut his salary by two thousand.
Gaofu Cricket was overjoyed: "Okay! I'll sign it!"
He signed the contract immediately.
Shen Xin: 6.
Everyone: 6.
I never expected him to be so crazy.
What's this called? Paying for a fight?
Facing the mocking gazes of everyone, especially Ruan Fanxiang, Gao Fuqiu finally realized what he had done.
No--
Why did he sign it? Is he possessed by a ghost?
He was furious and regretted it on the spot: "No, damn it, I don't want it. How could this happen? I don't agree. I don't agree to this contract!"
However, when Shu Yan drafted the contract, it was clearly stated that if he wanted to breach the contract, he would have to pay a penalty of 80 million and would not be allowed to get close to Miss Shen for the rest of his life.
This clause may not be legal in reality, but in the world of mindless face-slapping articles, the law is thin.
If the tall-bellied cricket doesn't agree, he has to do it.
If he did so, his strategy mission would fail.
After three consecutive failures, I'm afraid Shi Du will be electrocuted by the system.
"ah--"
The helpless and furious Tall Cricket finally put on his turtle shell again and agreed.
…
Soon, the news that Shen Group launched a free beating service spread.
Half an hour later, the first enthusiastic citizen arrived at the scene.
Bang.
"ah--"
Bang.
"ah--"
…
Half a day later, when it was time for dinner, the tall-bellied cricket took off his turtle shell in a daze, his eyes full of despair.
He was beaten for half a day.
It's still free.
Still a pay cut.
His original salary was 5,000, and now he gets a pay cut. It's like he's paying 2,000 yuan and begging for a beating.
"Ah - I can't stand this miserable life any longer -"
Gao Fuchu, devastated by the pain, went to the company cafeteria and found Shen Xin, who was having dinner with the other employees. He approached her and tried to ask her to terminate the contract.
Shu Yan changed "asking" to "grabbing" and "terminating the contract" to "eating".
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