Chapter 147 Why don’t you die first?
Shu Yan laughed when she saw this plot.
In the original plot, after this guy conquered Shen Xin, Shen Changdian and Shao Nanhao, his parents-in-law, did not have a good ending.
Because he opposed Shen Xin being with him, Shen Changdian was so angry at Gao Fuqiao that he suffered a stroke and became a vegetable. Shao Nanhao was killed in bed by Gao Fuqiao through a handsome man.
At that time, Shen Xin had already been transferred to a small island and was hoarded together with his previous two female protagonists. She had no idea that her parents were gone.
Poor thing, she was such a good CEO, but she gave up her job as CEO to become his third concubine, and she didn't even get to be his main wife.
The original plot always said that Shen Changdian and Shao Nanhao looked down on Gaofu Cricket, but to be honest, for someone like him, no parent who didn't have cerebral palsy would approve of him.
Now that the tall-bellied cricket is like this, it can be considered as a way of atonement.
Shu Yan was just thinking about it when the tall-bellied cricket over there had already finished his breakfast.
He felt that his strength had recovered a little and began to think about his escape strategy again.
He wanted to escape and couldn't stay here, otherwise he would be tortured crazy by Shao Nanhao.
But he couldn't call the police, as that would definitely get him arrested again. He had just managed to escape, so he didn't want to go back.
Well, he needs to outsmart him.
[The tall-bellied cricket pretended to be sick.]
"Ah! Ah!!" He suddenly fell to the ground, clutching his chest, his face filled with pain. "Oh no! I'm having a heart attack! It hurts so much! Help!"
Shu Yan smiled and changed the word "down" to "dig", the word "chest" to "shoes", and the word "heart" to "dirty".
"Ah! Ah!" The tall cricket screamed twice, then shouted to the housekeeper, "Bring me a hoe!"
The housekeeper was puzzled: "Ah? Master, what do you want a hoe for?"
Gaofu Cricket said unhappily, "Just go get it when I tell you to. Does the Madam keep you for nothing?"
The housekeeper curled his lips.
Humph, he doesn’t eat dry rice, he only eats wet rice, okay?
The housekeeper brought a hoe and handed it to Gaobelly Cricket, wanting to see what he wanted to do.
The tall-bellied cricket took the hoe, suddenly raised it up, and started digging at the tile floor in the room.
"?" The housekeeper was shocked. "Master, what are you doing? This land is very valuable. What are you digging for?"
Bang, the tall-bellied cricket continued digging.
The housekeeper rushed over to stop him, but Gaofu Cricket had a hoe in his hand and could not be stopped at all.
Bang, bang, bang, he dug several times, then suddenly threw away the hoe, covered his shoes with his hands, his face full of pain: "Oh no, my scrofula is acting up, it hurts! Help!"
A question mark slowly appeared on the butler's face.
"Well, Master, what is Zang Zang disease?"
Gao Fu Cricket woke up with a start and hurriedly said, "No, it's a heart attack! It hurts so much, help!"
Shu Yan changed "dao" to "jump", "dirty" to "heart", and "pain" to "pleasure".
Meeting the housekeeper's puzzled gaze, Gaobelly Cricket suddenly woke up and suddenly jumped forward.
"No, it's a heart attack! It feels so good, help!"
housekeeper:".….."
The butler looked at him speechlessly: "Master, do you know what you are saying?"
Can we please not use reduplicated words?
When you act coquettishly, you should know who you are with, okay?
Gaofu Cricket came to his senses, furious. He gritted his teeth and said, "I'm sick! Can you please take me to the hospital?"
Shu Yan changed "that" to "big", "teeth" to "table", and "send" to "end".
Then the tall cricket came to his senses, looked angry, and suddenly shouted: "One of you will die!"
Then he ran to the table, bit it hard, and said incoherently: "I said I'm sick! Can you take me to the hospital?"
The housekeeper was stunned by what he saw.
Wow, what is he yelling? Why is it all in Chinese characters and I can't understand it?
Is it because I am too old and can’t keep up with the trend?
"Uh," the butler tried to communicate with him, "Master, why don't you let go of the table first? Don't get excited, let's talk it over nicely!"
Gaofu Cricket regained consciousness, angrily saying, "I'm sick! I'm sick! I need to go to the hospital! Is that okay now?"
Shu Yan stared at the plot and immediately changed the road to collision and the hospital to burial.
The tall-bellied cricket came to his senses, stood up angrily, and slammed himself against the table.
"Ah!" He fell to the ground in pain, screaming, "I'm sick! I'm sick! I want to be buried! Is it okay now?"
housekeeper:?
Beep, the housekeeper called the crematorium.
"Hello, is this the crematorium? Can living people be buried?"
After a moment, the butler hung up the phone with a look of regret on his face: "Master, they say that living people cannot be buried. How about you die first, and then I can help you contact the crematorium?"
"???" Gaofu Cricket was furious and kicked the butler, "You dare to curse me to death? I can't kill you with my kick!"
Shu Yan changed the butler into the ceiling.
"???" The tall-bellied cricket was furious, then suddenly stood up and jumped onto the table.
He kicked his legs hard at the ceiling, but couldn't reach it.
He jumped down, brought two stools, stacked them on the table, and then climbed to the top with a grunt.
Then, he kicked the ceiling viciously: "You dare to curse me to death? I can't kill you with my kick!"
The butler's face was full of surprise.
"Good heavens, sir, the ceiling is dead. You can't kill it with your kick! Why would you kick it?"
Tall-bellied Cricket: “….”
The tall-bellied cricket was so angry that he jumped up and down.
As a result, he accidentally broke the stool loose, and he fell down with a bang.
Now he finally got into the hospital as he wished.
…
Two hours later.
"Sir, your fall was not particularly serious, just a minor injury. If you want to be discharged, you can be discharged now." The doctor said in a gentle voice after examining Gaobelly Cricket.
Gaofu Cricket quickly pretended to faint: "No, I'm dizzy, I need to be hospitalized!"
He still wanted to escape, but it was impossible for him to escape in the house. It would be more convenient in the hospital because there were so many people around.
Although the doctor didn't understand why he insisted on being hospitalized and paying money, he finally agreed, and Gaofu Cricket stayed in the hospital.
He stayed there quietly for a day, and at midnight he began to prepare to escape.
Humph! He wants to escape! He doesn't want to be a rich woman's plaything!
He looked around and saw that he was now surrounded by two bodyguards, a housekeeper, and a nanny.
He had to find a way to get them away.
"You two, go buy me a box of duck feet! I want some!" Tall-Bellied Cricket said to the two bodyguards.
It's now midnight again, and the number of word changes has been refreshed.
Shu Yan hadn't slept yet, so she changed the bodyguard into a nurse.
Gaofu Cricket immediately got out of bed.
He really wanted to get rid of these people, but he couldn't help but walk straight to the nurse's station and ordered the nurse: "You two, go buy me a box of duck feet, I want to eat!"
The nurses looked at each other and frowned: "Sir, we don't provide shopping services on your behalf."
Gaofu Cricket was startled and could only say he had the wrong person. He turned back to the bodyguard and said, "Hey, I'm talking about you guys. Why aren't you going yet? Buy me a box of duck feet. I want some!"
Shu Yan changed the word "jing" to "diao" and the word "bodyguard" to "fellow patient".
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