Chapter 149 I Want to Escape~~
The tall-bellied cricket was anxious and angry, and was so angry that he was mad, but he couldn't open his eyes.
The housekeeper's crying continued to be heard in his ears, and then, not long after, he heard the housekeeper talking on the phone with Shao Nanhao.
Then, about an hour later, footsteps were heard, and Shao Nanhao's cold and angry voice rang out in my ears: "How could he die? Save him immediately. If you can't save him, I will bury all of you with him!"
The corners of the tall-bellied cricket's mouth twitched like a man with epilepsy.
I'm not dead!
I'm not dead!
I’m not dead—
However, no matter how angry he was, he still heard the doctor's apologetic voice: "I'm sorry, I have tried my best, he..."
The housekeeper immediately started crying again.
Shao Nanhao's face suddenly became gloomy.
Bang, the tall-bellied cricket was thrown into the coffin and lifted up for burial.
At this moment, the doctor took a deep breath and finished the rest of his words: "He was sleeping so soundly that I couldn't wake him up!"
Everyone: “….”
Can you please just finish speaking in one breath?
Dong, the people carrying the coffin let go of their hands and the coffin fell down.
"Damn it, Gao, you're not dead? You're not dead, how dare you pretend to be dead and fool me?" Shao Nanhao's voice rang out angrily: "Very good, drag him back!"
Oh, she wanted him to see the consequences of teasing her!
Gaobelly Cricket was dragged back out of the coffin in a daze.
As soon as he returned, the plot time passed and he finally opened his eyes.
Then he met Shao Nanhao's ferocious gaze.
She held a burning candle in her hand, the corner of her mouth curled up dangerously: "Little Cricket, you kept me awake in the middle of the night. It's fair for you to play with me, right?"
Tall-bellied Cricket: “….”
I'm fair to you dam's fairness!
Fuck——how could this happen——
Why is it that no matter what he does, he always ends up unlucky?
…
It was a long night and a dark night.
The next day, early morning.
A scarred man woke up from his bed.
He climbed down, opened the curtains, looked out the window, and shed a tear.
*, there is no escape.
It's hard to fly away even if you have wings.
regret.
If I had known, I wouldn’t have tried to conquer that damn Shen Xin.
Even if I go, I won't go to that party.
Even if I go to that banquet, I won't drug Shen Xin.
But if he doesn't drug her, how can he get Shen Xin?
"This is a rubbish system!" he cursed, gritting his teeth.
The scumbag system's sneer suddenly rang in my mind:
Gaofu Cricket was angry, but he no longer had the heart to argue with the system.
Now it seemed that he could not escape.
I can only adapt to reality and live here for the time being.
Fortunately, Shao Nanhao is Shen Xin's mother. As long as I am with Shao Nanhao, I will definitely have the opportunity to meet Shen Xin.
As long as he could hold on, one day he would be able to conquer her and end this absurd mission.
He thought about it, frowned again, and thought of a question.
If he wants to win over Shen Xin, he can't really get involved with Shao Nanhao shamelessly. After all, Shen Xin will definitely not be willing to get together with Xiaodie.
The best way to conquer Shen Xin is to stay by Shao Nanhao's side but not have a real relationship with her.
Okay, it’s decided.
He had to take action, he had to avoid Shao Nanhao's favor and reduce his enthusiasm for him.
Once Shen Xin is conquered, he will be free!
Gaofu Cricket decided on a new course of action and felt that he was back to normal. He immediately asked someone to bring him some food and started to eat it in big mouthfuls.
…
After a few days, Shao Nanhao came to see him again, thinking that his injury had recovered.
However, this time the tall-bellied cricket pretended to be sick.
"Hey, Gao Fu Cricket, what are you doing?" Shao Nanhao came to Gao Fu Cricket's boudoir and asked with a frown when he saw him lying on the bed looking sick.
She already knew the true identity of the tall-bellied cricket and helped him temporarily block the orange side.
However, she also knew that Gaofu Cricket's brain was not normal. Seeing him like this, her first reaction was that he was going crazy again.
When Gao Fu Cricket saw Shao Nanhao arrive, he immediately covered his nose and coughed twice, saying weakly, "Madam, I, I must have a cold. I have no strength left in my body and can't get up..."
"Wow, you're quite good at pretending." Shu Yan got into the plot and curled the corners of her mouth.
She was originally at home, but the system saw this plot and felt that there was something interesting to watch, so it popped up and pulled her in.
Shu Yan stretched out her hand and changed the sound of weak to extremely loud.
There's no way you'll succeed, little cricket. Just accept the rich woman's affection.
Then the tall cricket covered his nose and coughed twice, then suddenly opened his throat and screamed: "Madam! I! I must have a cold. I have no strength in my body! I can't get up!!!"
Shao Nanhao's ears were almost deafened by his shouting, and anger suddenly appeared on his face.
"Okay! This is why you don't have the strength, this is why you can't get up?!"
"You dare to play tricks on me? Come on, give me some tools and see how I'll deal with you!"
Gaofu Cricket was stunned, then suddenly became anxious. He pinched his thigh hard and choked out, "Madam, please don't..."
Shu Yan changed herself into a housekeeper.
So Gaofu Cricket was stunned for a moment, then suddenly got out of bed, put on his shoes and left.
"? Where are you going?" Shao Nanhao became even more angry: "Stop!"
Gao Fu Cricket ignored her and walked away quickly. Shao Nanhao grabbed him, but he actually lowered his head and turned around to get under her crotch.
Shao Nanhao was stunned, and immediately chased out in anger. The two of them ran towards the housekeeper, one in front and the other behind.
At this moment, the housekeeper was setting up a ladder outside the house and picking jackfruits from the tree.
There was a big jackfruit tree in the garden, bearing many fruits, all of which were eaten by the housekeeper. However, there was one that was very tall, and the housekeeper could not reach it, so he became very greedy.
Today, he finally climbed out of the villa's big ladder and climbed up the tree.
I saw his trembling old bones crawling on the tree. Just as he picked the jackfruit, he suddenly saw a figure rushing over and climbing up the ladder.
Then, the man climbed up the tree and pinched his thigh hard: "Madam, please don't..."
"Ah!" The housekeeper was in so much pain that he developed Parkinson's disease. His legs shook and he fell from the tree.
"ah--"
There was a loud bang, and the housekeeper, holding the jackfruit, hit the tall-bellied cricket.
"Ah--" The cricket's head was smashed into the shape of a jackfruit.
The tall-bellied cricket's eyelids drooped and he felt dizzy.
The butler stared at him blankly, confused.
Shao Nanhao, who rushed to the scene, almost vomited when he saw the dense blood holes emerging from his scalp.
Oh no, this is so disgusting!
Suddenly I feel no interest in sex anymore...
…
When Gaofu Cricket woke up again, Shao Nanhao was gone.
He learned the unfortunate news that he had suffered a mild concussion.
There is another more unfortunate news - Shao Nanhao was disgusted by him and left. He probably doesn't want to see him again in the short term.
Now, he has gone too far and is about to fall out of favor.
"It's over, how could this happen..." His eyes collapsed.
He wanted to prevent the old witch from eating him, not to make her never want to eat him again.
If she doesn't like him anymore, how can he find an opportunity to see Shen Xin through her?
So Gaofu Cricket realized devastatingly that he had to start trying to please Shao Nanhao again.
After all this time, the task progress has not advanced at all and has even regressed.
It’s better not to do anything.
"Auntie..." Gao Fu Cricket collapsed and called Shao Nanhao, suppressing his nausea and saying, "Auntie, no, sister! Sister, Cricket misses you, come and see me..."
No, I can’t care about that anymore. I’ll accept it even if it means serving an old rich woman!
I don't believe this mission can't be accomplished...
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