Chapter 152 Mom, I'm on TV
Gao Fuzhui immediately stood up and walked towards the TV in front of Shao Nanhao and Ruan Fanxiang.
Under the astonished gazes of the two, he used his hands and feet to grab the large-screen TV on the wall, climbed up, and with difficulty placed his feet in the gap between the TV and the wall: "I'm sorry, Sister Shao, I didn't mean to..."
Hey, wow, he's on TV!
Bang! The TV collapsed.
"Ah——" The tall-bellied cricket fell headfirst into the trash can in front of the TV.
"Wozhendubu did it on purpose!" His uncontrollable voice came from the trash can.
Shao Nanhao and Ruan Fanxiang looked at each other, both speechless.
"What on earth are you doing?"
"Brother, how could you act so recklessly?" Ruan Fanxiang said with a distressed look on her face: "Are you dissatisfied with Sister Hao for bringing me back?"
Gaofu Cricket panicked and, with the help of the housekeeper, hurriedly climbed out of the trash can, wiped the trash off his face, and said anxiously, "I'm sorry, Sister Shao, please believe me, I did this for a reason!"
As for the reason, wait for him to make it up.]
Shu Yan was amused and changed "擦" to "吃", "急" to "鸡", and then added the word "说" in front of "故".
So Gaobelly Cricket climbed out of the trash can with the help of the housekeeper, and suddenly picked up the paper that Ruan Fanxiang had used to wipe his shoes on his face, chewed it carefully and swallowed it.
Ruan Fanxiang leaned on a chair in shock.
Shao Nan and Hao were both stunned.
Oh my god, what kind of mental state is this?
Who knew this wasn't the end yet? The tall cricket finished eating under the astonished gazes of the two men, then glared, stretched his neck, and let out a pure chicken cry.
"Haha! Haha, I'm sorry, Sister Shao, haha, please believe me, haha, I did this for a reason! Haha!"
"As for the reason, wait for me to make it up!"
Shao Nanhao: "..."
Ruan Fanxiang: Wow.
Is this person here to get killed? Why is he willing to self-destruct?
It's really unaccomplishable to have such an opponent.
"Brother..."
Ruan Fanxiang still showed the qualities of a qualified green tea, and pulled Shao Nanhao to "beg for mercy": "I believe my brother must not have done it on purpose, although he has been close to Miss Shen before..."
"But he must be sincere to his sister!"
[After hearing this, Shao Nanhao's face turned green.
Shen Xin was her daughter. Could it be that he couldn't flirt with her, so he came to please her?
How could a man like him dare to covet her daughter?
She was furious: "Gaofu Cricket, you better give me a reasonable explanation!"
[When Gaofu Cricket heard this, he secretly thought it was bad. Although he was furious, he still racked his brains and tried hard to explain.]
Shu Yan changed the word "dark" to "big" and the word "explanation" to "catching monsters".
Then all I heard was Shao Nan's face turning green as he shouted angrily, "Gao Fu Cricket, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation!"
The tall-bellied cricket immediately yelled, "Oh no! There's a monster!"
He grabbed a broom from the living room, raised it up, and rushed to the door, shouting wildly at it: "Monster, where are you running to!"
A broom was danced vigorously and seriously.
Shao Nan and Hao felt themselves numb as they watched him jumping up and down in the air, rolling his eyes at the air in frustration.
He really danced with great passion.
Does he know that this is crazy?
Wouldn't he be embarrassed?
"High-bellied cricket!" Shao Nanhao was furious. "I'm talking to you, can you hear me?"
Bang! Gaofu Cricket accidentally swung the broom onto Shao Nanhao's face.
【“?!?” Shao Nanhao touched his face, he was so angry that he was about to smoke!
"Alright! Alright! Alright! Gaofu Cricket, you still dare to act crazy and stupid in front of me? Come on, whip him! I'm going to teach him a lesson!"
[The tall-bellied cricket put down his broom and fell into a daze.
It’s over, something big has happened again.
When he saw the servant take out the whip that frightened him so much, he was so anxious that he almost cried and begged Shao Nanhao desperately.
Shu Yan saw it and casually changed the plea into rock-paper-scissors.
So Shao Nanhao roared, "Alright! Alright! Alright! Gaofu Cricket, you still dare to act crazy and stupid in front of me? Come on, whip him! I'm going to teach him a lesson!"
However, just as she finished her words, Gaobelly Cricket suddenly stretched out his hand and started playing finger-guessing games with her: "Rock, scissors, paper!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"??? What on earth are you doing?" Shao Nanhao slapped him in the face: "Shut up!"
"Rock, scissors, paper—" The tall-bellied cricket fell to the ground, still shouting incessantly.
Shao Nanhao was so angry that he almost jumped up: "Someone come here - this ungrateful guy, drag him away and make him kneel outside. Only when he realizes his mistake can he get up again!"
…
By the time Gaofu Cricket came to his senses, he had already been dragged up by the servants and thrown out of the house.
Bang, he was pinned to his knees.
"Mr. Gao, please kneel down! When the president forgives you, you can stand up again!"
After the servants finished speaking, they closed the door and left.
There was only one servant who was watching over him to prevent him from being lazy.
"Ah..." The tall-bellied cricket looked up at the sky, wanting to cry but having no tears.
What on earth has possessed him? Why is he always so abnormal?
Is he really mentally ill?
ah--
…
A long night.
The tall-bellied cricket knelt outside in agony. Although the weather was not cold, no one could bear to kneel for such a long time.
After finally holding on until dawn, he thought he could get up, but unexpectedly Ruan Fanxiang whispered in Shao Nanhao's ear, and Shao Nanhao asked him to continue kneeling.
So he was forced to kneel for three days.
Three days later.
"Boss, the gentleman has been kneeling for three days."
"Are you willing to admit your mistake?" the elderly president asked coldly.
"No, President, the gentleman is dead..."
Oh no, I mixed up the words.
The butler below paused for a moment and said again: "No, President, the master has fainted!"
Shao Nanhao raised an eyebrow, and just when he felt a little soft-hearted, Ruan Fanxiang started another palace fight: "Alas, it seems that Brother Gao's health is not as good as before. Earlier at Miss Shen's place, he was beaten like a turtle for a whole day, but he didn't faint..."
"?" The slight softness that had risen in Shao Nan and Hao's heart disappeared immediately.
"Heh, pretending to be faint, huh?"
"Someone, serve him some ice water!"
So the tall-bellied cricket was doused with a bucket of ice water and woke up with a start.
Seeing this, Shao Nanhao became even more convinced that he was pretending to be unconscious, so he whipped him again.
Gaofu Cricket was so angry that he gnashed his teeth and almost vomited blood.
"Damn it, is this still a life for human beings..."
A cricket collapsed on the bed in despair, his eyes full of resentment.
Damn Shao Nanhao, damn Ruan Fanxiang!
Sooner or later, he will cut these two damn dogs into pieces and feed them to the wolves!
What's the point of competing for favors or completing tasks? He doesn't want to complete tasks! He no longer has the motivation to complete tasks!
Now he's going to kill them all!
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