Chapter 155 Believe it or not, I will immediately summon my ten roasted pigs
"Ow! Let me go!"
The tall-bellied cricket immediately roared, "Do you know who I am? Ah? I'm the Deaf King and the Crazy Pig! Do you understand what this means? If you don't let me go, I'll call for help!"
The bodyguards paused and almost couldn't hold back their laughter.
Because Shu Yan had already changed the name of the Dragon King Hall to the Deaf King Hall, the original Dragon King Hall automatically became the Deaf King Hall. When Gaofu Cricket mentioned the Dragon King, everyone just thought it was the Deaf King.
"Haha, hahaha, the Deaf King is a crazy pig?" A bodyguard laughed so hard he almost slipped his hand. "Wow, what a brilliant concept."
"Wow, this concept is really scary."
"Hahaha, is this dizzy pig the mascot of the Deaf King's Palace?"
"Maybe he's the head of the Deaf King's Palace. Hey, you never know the world of crazy people."
【….....” Tall-bellied Cricket was furious. No, why did he say pig?
He roared again, "That was a slip of the tongue! If you don't let me go, I'll immediately summon my 100,000-strong army to crush your Shen Group."
Shu Yan moved her hands again and changed "Wan" into "tou" and "Da Jun" into "Sao Zhu".
Gaofu Cricket roared angrily, "That was a slip of the tongue! If you don't let me go, I'll immediately summon ten of my own pigs to crush this Shen Group to the ground."
The bodyguards looked at each other and burst into laughter for the first time that day.
"Hahahahaha, ten pigs? How scary~"
“We are so scared~”
"Dian Gong, get out!"
The three bodyguards worked together to push Gaobelly Cricket out and stood guard at the door, not allowing him to come in again.
Some people simply stopped working and ran outside to watch this deaf king with a cute IQ.
Soon, it became a hot search.
#Members of the Deaf King's Palace suddenly appeared in the Shen Group
#Do you know who I am? I am the Deaf King Diandianzhu!
#A man and ten pigs set up the Deaf King's Palace and vowed to crush the Shen family
#PigFarmer's reputation is damaged
"Okay, okay, okay!" Gaofu Cricket looked at the trending search and gritted his teeth in anger: "Just wait and see how I send people to deal with you!"
He opened the system interface and found that the original Dragon King Palace had now become the Deaf King Palace.
"??? System, where is my Dragon King Palace? Why did I become the Deaf King??"
The scumbag system was also stunned when it saw it.
Hey, where is the Dragon King Palace?
It clearly remembers that it doesn’t belong to the Deaf King?
Is it a bug?
Seeing Gaofu Cricket's questioning gaze, the scumbag system quickly calmed down:
Bah, even if it was its fault, it wouldn't admit it.
The tall cricket was irritated by the matter-of-fact tone and angrily said, "How the hell am I supposed to complete my mission when you give me this stupid Deaf King's Palace? Huh? Tell me?"
"I knew you were trying to trick me! This is a rubbish system. I think you're just messing with me for fun, right?"
"Damn it, no wonder I always make mistakes when I try to do something..."
Before Gaofu Cricket could finish his words, there was a beep, and Shen Xin was on the hot search, and her favorability rating dropped to -50%.
The cold and ruthless voice of the scumbag system sounded:
"??? System I'll *you&...%￥#@!!!!!!!!! I knew you had bad intentions. Get out of here! How dare you play tricks on me&...()*￥#@!!!!!!"
Hiss~
The scumbag system took out an electric baton.
The tall-bellied cricket was immediately electrocuted and fell to the ground screaming.
However, this time, probably because he was particularly angry, even though he was electrocuted, he continued to curse the scumbag system.
"Ah - your whole family's system, I curse your whole family!!"
Hiss~
"Ah - fuck, stop it, I'm going to kill you -"
Hiss~
"Ah - I want to untie it, fuck, I won't work for you anymore, rubbish, rubbish system -"
Hiss, hiss, hiss~
Each of them was in control and no one gave in. They fought and cursed each other desperately.
In the end, perhaps because the cricket had been electrocuted too many times, its soul was accidentally electrocuted out of its body.
"Ah..." His soul floated in the air, his eyes red with anxiety, and he desperately used his mind to shout: "System, pull me back, am I going to die? Ah... Save me, pull me back!!"
The scumbag system had an indifferent expression on its face, and suddenly controlled the body of the tall-bellied cricket and walked away.
Haha, this useless thing can’t do anything. It’s better for it to do the work itself!
Why should it save him? If he dies, he dies. Pah!
The high-bellied cricket's soul was twisted with anger, but he could only watch his body drift away.
"It's over, it's over..."
He floated hopelessly along the street.
Following the wind, he floated through the streets, through the wilderness, and through the green mountains and clear waters.
He didn't know how long he had been floating, but suddenly, he felt the presence of a living person nearby. There was a body, which seemed to be very weak and could be possessed.
He was delighted and immediately went over.
The original owner's memories came back to him, but he found that this was the body of a 60-year-old bachelor who had died of a stroke, paralysis and starvation.
ah--
…
This tall-bellied cricket was half dead there, and over there, the scumbag system had already found a new target using his body.
The fourth female protagonist, Zheng Yan, is a bad girl in the bar.
Because she was cheated on by her ex-boyfriend, she doesn't believe in love, so she hangs out in bars every day and plays games with her life.
But the amazing thing is that she has never slept with anyone and has never even held hands with her ex-boyfriend.
The mission of the scumbag system is to save her, make her believe that there are still good men like him in this world, and then take her in and make her his fourth concubine.
Oh, cross it out. Now it seems that Zheng Yan still has a chance to become the main wife.
Without further ado, let’s move on to the bar.
In the afterglow of dusk, the scumbag system came to the bar with the body of a tall cricket.
This time, he is a wealthy bachelor, single at an older age, and both his parents have passed away.
Shu Yan also changed her identity, came to the bar, and sat next to the heroine Zheng Yan and waited.
In the mottled and drifting lights, the scumbag system soon appeared.
The scumbag system walked in with the familiar face of Gaofu Cricket. Without even looking at Zheng Yan, he deliberately waved his hand at the waiter, his expression lavish and generous: "Waiter, I'll pay for all the ladies here today!"
This tycoon's behavior immediately caused a sensation in the audience. Some looked envious, while others looked grateful.
There were also some little girls, no, even some little boys, who began to look at him eagerly.
Oh no, you want to act rich?
Shu Yan reached out and changed "gui" to "bang".
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