Chapter 158: Dogs that run into him will be scolded for a whole day
Zheng Yan's expression immediately cracked.
Ouch, it stinks!!!
What the hell is wrong with him? He took off his shoes just to show her the brand.
Just pretend like this?
This is even crazier than her ex-boyfriend!
Favorability: -32%.
"Hickey..." She hiccuped and ran away: "No, thank you!"
The scumbag system reacted and continued to hand over the shoes. The entire system was almost garbled.
No, how could he, what did he do...
&%￥##@（）*！ !!! !!!
By the time he came to his senses, Zheng Yan had already taken seven or eight steps.
"Wait! Miss, wait!" He hurriedly put on his shoes, picked up his keys and chased after her: "Sorry, miss, I was just too excited to see you just now, that's why I acted like this! Miss, can you give me a chance?"
As he spoke, he shook the keys to his luxury car again.
In his opinion, there are only two ways to win over women: buying them with money or using drugs.
However, Zheng Yan walked past him and said, "I said no!"
"Why not?" The scumbag system raised its voice: "Girl, you are beautiful and I am rich, aren't we a perfect match? Judging from your appearance, you probably don't have a boyfriend now, right?"
"I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. If you refuse, it will be too late to regret it later!"
“No need.” Zheng Yan was a little annoyed and quickened her pace: “I’m not looking for a boyfriend!”
"Hey, girl, what are you talking about?"
The scumbag system quickly quickened its pace to catch up, admonishing her: "Girl, you must have suffered a severe emotional trauma, right? I understand, but you can't just go astray. You still have to find a partner."
"Look, how about this? Let's get to know each other first. I won't force it. How about we get to know each other first?"
As he said that, he took out the WeChat QR code and forced it in front of Zheng Yan.
Zheng Yan slammed his phone down and said, "Can you even understand what I'm saying? I said I'm not looking for a partner, so what? I just don't want to find a partner, so what? Get lost!"
[The scumbag system was stunned, and was so angry that the program almost smoked.
He quickly caught up with her, trying his best to pretend to be kind, and taught her earnestly: "Miss, isn't this a bit too rude? As an adult, you still have to have basic qualities."
"You know, quality is the cornerstone of civilization, and civilization is the hope of our country. Your behavior may seem like just a simple throwing of my phone."
"But to put it in a broader context, such behavior is inherently barbaric and immoral. Accumulating little by little, such behavior can threaten the future of the entire nation!"
"Speaking of your refusal to find a partner, let me tell you, you are completely wrong!"
"You know, it's okay for you to not find a partner, but if 8 billion people in the world were like you, we would be extinct! Then you would be a traitor to the Earth!"
He kept on talking, blah blah blah, with such passion that he almost frightened Zheng Yan to death.
Shu Yan looked at it, clicked her tongue, changed the first "she" to "dog", changed "you a person" to "you a dog", and finally added a "word" after "one hundred thousand and eight".
So the scumbag system quickly caught up with Zheng Yan, then passed Zheng Yan and ran forward.
When Zheng Yan turned the corner, she saw him squatting on the side of the road, holding an old black dog that was gnawing on a bone and giving it a serious lecture.
"Quality...Civilization...The future of the nation!"
He tapped the dog's nose and said bitterly, "Speaking of your refusal to find a partner, I'm telling you, you're totally wrong!"
"You know, it's okay for you, a dog, not to find a partner, but if 8 billion people in the world were like you, we would be extinct! Then you would be a traitor to the earth!"
The dog stood before him, eyes wide with shock.
Wow, it's just a dog!
Isn't it too much for it to bear o(╥﹏╥)o
The dog began to struggle in pain, but the scumbag system continued to chase it and teach it a lesson, even pulling out the bone from its mouth: "I'm talking to you! How can you eat? Do you understand mutual respect?"
dog:"???"
“Oh my god…”
Passersby were shocked by this scene.
"Giving a lesson to a human is not uncommon, but giving a lesson to a dog is the first time I've seen one!"
“There is a kind of IQ that is the beauty of loan…”
"I can't tell which of them is more of a dog?"
Passersby raised their phones.
Zheng Yan's worldview was completely shattered by what she saw. She quickly lowered her head, pretending not to know him, and slipped away.
This is outrageous. Even the company leaders wouldn't believe this as an excuse for being late for work.
…
The scumbag system could see Zheng Yan leaving from the corner of his eye, and his favorability dropped to -45%.
But he simply couldn't stop his crazy behavior.
The plot required him to passionately output 180,000 words, and he really couldn't control himself and spoke 180,000 words.
He spoke until his mouth was dry. He talked from morning to noon, from noon to afternoon, and from afternoon to evening, and he didn't finish until late at night.
He followed the dog wherever it went, and he didn't even allow the dog to eat. He forced the dog to listen to his 180,000-word essay.
Late at night, when the dog wanted to sleep, he still kept talking.
The dog had just closed its eyes and fallen asleep when it was woken up by the sound of his loud talking.
Finally, the dog couldn't bear it anymore and bit him ten times in anger.
"ah--"
…
Shu Yan was laughing so hard on the other end that she almost died.
Late at night, the system reminded her that this plot had finally ended.
A new plot appeared: [The scumbag system finally finished talking and was bitten ten times by a dog.]
The scumbag system was furious and raised its hand to fight back, not stopping until the dog was knocked unconscious.
Shu Yan moved her hands and changed "把" to "被" and "昏" to "死".
Go offline, little boss.
[Ouch~] The system came out and rolled over in Shu Yan's hand, mumbling: [Tongtong is the exclusive name of Tong. You are not allowed to call other systems Tongtong!]
"What should we do then?"
Shu Yan spread her hands and threw the system from her left hand to her right hand, and then from her right hand to her left hand, just tossing it around for fun.
"You are a system, and other systems are also systems. You can't stop other systems from being called systems. It would be better if you had a name."
The system tilted its head: [Eh, a name? But the system doesn't have a name.]
It is a system. Unlike people who are born with names, it has no concept of names.
However, now that it has been around people for a long time, it also feels that having a name seems to be a good idea.
[Then Yanyan, can you help me pick a name?] The system rubbed its hands.
Shu Yan touched it and asked, "What do you want to call it?"
[Hmm, I don't know.] The system thought for a moment, but couldn't come up with an answer. It threw out a sheet of instructions: [How about Yanyan, you take a look at this? o(′^｀)o]
"Huh? You still have the instructions?"
Shu Yan opened it and saw the words "System User Manual" written on it.
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