Chapter 185 The Prime Minister is also crazy
"System!" Xiang Demei returned to her room, closed the door, and shouted, "What the hell is going on? Why did something go wrong again?"
The melon-eating system is very unfair:
Oh, yes. Xiang Demei then remembered that it was she who insisted on the system doing this.
But she was inexplicable, why would she do such a stupid thing?
Xiang Demei racked her brains but couldn't figure it out, and could only attribute it to the evil spirit at work.
It must be the evil spirit who made her do this.
What kind of monsters and demons dare to target the eldest daughter of the Marquis' Mansion? They are really rebelling against the Heavenly Gang.
"Luyu, please ask mother to find a master. I want to exorcise the evil spirit. I want to see who is behind this."
The maid Luyu quickly agreed and went to talk to Wu Xin.
When Wu Xin heard that she wanted to exorcise evil spirits, his mind raced and he came up with a good idea.
Hey, since she wanted to exorcise evil spirits, why didn’t she also get rid of those little bitches, such as Aunt Chen, as monsters?
The more Wu Xin thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea, so he quickly went to find the master to make arrangements.
So the next day, after Xiang Demei returned home from court, Wu Xin used the classic skill of house fighting - the sorcerer.
She invited a master to exorcise evil spirits and was ready to identify Aunt Chen as a monster on the spot.
Soon, the master arrived, and everyone in the backyard of the Marquisate also gathered. Even Xiang Chishi was called over by Wu Xin.
The master today was the one Wu Xin was used to. He had worked with her many times in the past. He had deceived and killed Xiang Chishi's concubine and even Xiang Chishi's biological mother.
The master and Wu Xin looked at each other and started jumping up and down tacitly.
After jumping up and down for a while, the master followed Wu Xin's instructions and sprayed a large mouthful of chicken blood in Aunt Chen's face. He drew his sword and shouted, "Monster! Why don't you reveal your true form?"
Shu Yan quickly changed Aunt Chen to the heroine and changed drawing the sword to drinking the sword.
Drinking the sword means being hit by a sword, and often refers to committing suicide with a sword.
So the master jumped around in the open space for a while, suddenly turned around, and sprayed a mouthful of chicken blood towards Wu Xin.
Then, he drew his sword and slashed his own neck fiercely, falling to the ground with a thud. He turned towards Wu Xin and said, "Monster...evil...huh...why don't you show your true form...quickly?"
After saying this, he died.
Everyone: ???
Wu Xin: ???
Wu Xin wiped the chicken blood off his face, shocked and angry: "Master, you..."
Is this master crazy? He actually killed himself by slitting his own throat?
What on earth is he worried about?
“Oh my god…”
"Why did he..."
"Help! Someone, call the palace doctor!"
Everyone rushed to find the court doctor, but the master was already beyond saving.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Wu Xin's face.
They had just seen the master call his wife a monster before he breathed his last...
"Wow, this lady..."
Could it be that the madam is a monster?
Could it be that the master is using his life to warn them that the lady is a monster?
Wow, that's terrifying. No wonder there have been so many strange things happening in the mansion recently...
"You, you guys..." Wu Xin was furious: "Master, I am not a monster! You and I have been married for decades, how could I be a monster?"
Unfortunately, Xiang Akaashi didn't believe it at all.
"Don't come over here!" Xiang Chishi's face looked very unhappy and he retreated repeatedly.
No wonder my daughter and son have been acting so abnormal recently, it turns out there’s a demon at work!
No, he had to think of something.
So Xiang Demei and Wu Xin's troubles backfired, and Xiang Chishi put Wu Xin under house arrest indefinitely.
In fact, Xiang Chishi wanted to divorce her, but her family was not weak either, so it was not easy to divorce her for the time being. He decided to lock her up first.
"Mom, mom..." Xiang Demei came to visit her and smelled the smell of chicken blood on her body. She was so angry: "What is going on? Who ordered that master to do this?"
"It's all because of that damn witch, Aunt Chen!" Wu Xin combed her hair, gritting her teeth. "I never thought I'd be hunting geese all day, only to have my eyes pecked by a goose!"
"Today's incident must have been bribed by Concubine Chen. Maybe she had some leverage over him and forced him to do this. Humph, this Concubine Chen should not be underestimated!"
After hearing this, Xiang Demei thought about it and felt that Aunt Chen was the most suspicious.
Unhappy, she returned to her courtyard and called out to the system, "System, tell me another story. I want to help my mother teach this ignorant concubine Chen a lesson."
The Melon Eating System thought for a moment and said:
Xiang Demei was quite satisfied with this news and immediately announced it.
Shu Yan changed Aunt Chen to father.
So Xiang Akaishi was in the study room trying to get closer to his colleagues when he suddenly heard the older woman eating melon loudly:
Xiang Chishi:? #@%￥*!
Colleague:? Woww(Д)w
Body odor? Really?
Suddenly I felt that the air around me smelled a little strange.
"Well, Lord Xiang, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at home, so I'll leave first..." A colleague stood up.
"Yes, yes, we'll be leaving first. Take care, sir..." The others also stood up.
Xiang Akaashi's face turned green, then red, then red, then purple, more beautiful than the flickering lights in the barber shop.
"No, you guys, I didn't!" Xiang Akaashi said to them in frustration, "I really didn't!"
Shu Yan looked at it, laughed, and changed "gen" to "ling" and "bianjian" to "wen".
So, looking at his colleagues who were eager to leave, Xiang Akaashi became anxious, and suddenly raised his armpits and approached them: "No, you, I don't have it!"
"I really don't have any! If you don't believe me, just smell it! Smell me and see if I stink."
"Just smell it, just smell it, you'll know if you smell it. Just smell it!!"
“???” His colleagues were terrified and turned around to run away.
"Stop!" Xiang Chishi raised his armpits and chased them, shouting, "Who told you to leave? Let me smell it, and then you can leave! Stop!"
My colleagues ran faster than pigs.
Ah——They are entangled by dirty things, help, someone come and save them——
A gust of wind blew past. The servant outside the study looked up and saw a large group of adults in court robes running out like rabbits, their faces full of fear, as fast as a gust of wind.
Suddenly, their master came out, raising his hand and shouting as he chased them.
"Wow…"
"Master, what happened..."
Are you crazy?
However, no matter whether Akaashi is crazy or not, he has only one obsession in his heart, that is to let his dear colleagues smell his fragrant armpits, he must, must, must!
"Stop! Ah!! Stop, stop them, smell them for me, smell them for me——"
He chased them, rushing out of the front yard like the wind, out of the mansion, and onto the street.
So the people on the street looked up and saw a group of adults in court robes racing wildly on the street.
"Ah - help, someone come and save us -"
"Stop! Let me smell it—"
In the end, he chased his colleagues towards Akaishi for ten blocks.
The desperate colleagues ran until their legs were broken, but in the end they still couldn't escape the crazy Prime Minister.
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