Chapter 23 The Second Girl Makes Trouble at Mount Wutai
The system trembled: [Host, what are you going to do? ]
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me whether you have it or not."
The system silently lit a candle: [Yes, there is a Third Emperor's uncle, uh, he is practicing asceticism in a temple, a born Buddhist, and he is not interested in women...]
"Oh wow, Buddha? Things are getting more and more interesting."
Shu Yan changed the Third Prince to the Third Uncle.
"Your Highness!" Crystal tears fell from Yunxia's fair little face. She stretched out her little hand and was about to hug the third prince's legs, but suddenly she stood up, turned around, and walked out of the bedroom.
"? Where are you going? Yunxia?"
Yunxia turned a deaf ear, raised her hands and walked away, like a zombie in Minecraft.
"Yunxia!" The Third Prince was furious. He stood up and chased after her, "Stop right there! Where are you going?"
Yunxia walked around him and continued walking.
The Third Prince wanted to continue chasing, but the unbearable desire came back. He howled in pain, rushed back to the bedroom, and hugged Yunchun in his arms.
When the third prince came out breathlessly holding Yunchun in his arms, Yunxia had already left the house and was walking on the road with the person in her arms.
"Yunxia!" The Third Prince chased after her, furious. "Where the hell are you going? Come back here!"
Yunxia walked around him, raised her hands, and walked briskly.
At this moment, Yun Chun in his arms moaned softly, and woke up faintly, finding herself lying in the arms of the Third Prince. Her little face suddenly blushed like an alluring monkey butt: "Brother Wei~"
Is Xiaochunchun’s spring finally coming?
"Hah!" The Third Prince felt like vomiting and pushed him away, but as soon as he pushed him away, the strange thought came back. He wailed and hugged Yunchun in his arms. Looking at Yunxia's determined back in front of him, he collapsed.
Ah—what a sin! How could he have been so caught up with these people? He didn't want to live anymore—
......
Yunxia walked for a whole day and finally arrived at the foot of the mountain where the third uncle was practicing in seclusion.
She climbed up the mountain tirelessly and without hesitation.
The third prince wanted to ask someone to stop her, but Yunchun was as heavy as an eight-hundred-pound old turtle, and his hands were about to break from holding her.
He left in a hurry and only brought three people with him. He had to ask one person to go back to the house to drive the carriage, and the other two carried Yunchun, while he held her in the back.
The four big men hugged each other and moved forward in groups.
Afterwards, as soon as the carriage arrived, Yun Chun started crying and acting coquettishly, saying that her butt hurt, and forced the Third Prince to ask someone to carry her to the clinic.
By the time Yun Chun's wounds were stitched up and medicine was applied, and she was carried out of the clinic by the Third Prince under the doctor's astonished gaze, it was already past midnight.
Shu Yan returned to reality, had a meal, and re-entered the plot, only to find that the opportunity to change the words had been refreshed again.
Clouds crept into Mount Wutai.
temple.
The Buddha statue is solemn, incense smoke curls, and clouds of mist linger around the golden body and robes of the deity, emitting a sacred atmosphere. A man kneels before the Buddha statue in silent prayer, his brow solemn and untainted by worldly dust.
Bang, kick, tread, the sound of chaotic footsteps came from the distance.
"Hey, hey, hey, benefactor, our temple doesn't accept guests. Hey, hey, hey, benefactor? Benefactor?"
"Donor, where are you going? That's the meditation room of His Royal Highness the King of Chu, Donor!"
Bang! The door opened, and a figure rushed over at lightning speed, hugging the man's legs as he knelt and kowtowed. "Brother, have you forgotten that you said you would cherish Xia'er for the rest of your life?"
The man on the ground raised his sixty-year-old white eyebrows, his frail body struggling in shock: "Donor, who are you? I don't know you. It's the dead of night, please respect yourself!"
"Wow, the Third Imperial Uncle is so old?" Shu Yan, who was just watching the show, said in shock.
【Isn’t this normal? 】
"No, it's normal, you big-headed ghost. Aren't the emperor's uncle and the Buddha's son the standard configuration for the male protagonist in romance novels? I thought there was a handsome brother to watch."
[Oh.] The system remained calm: [I told you long ago, this author is not human.]
Shu Yan: “…”
Author, you are awesome.
Yunxia on the other side didn't care whether the old monk recognized her or not. Before she could finish her words, she hugged him tightly to prevent him from running away: "You said at the beginning that you would only wait until the great cause was accomplished..."
"Let go! Lady, please let go. What are you saying?"
The Third Prince struggled hard, but Yunxia grabbed his legs and he fell to the ground.
The monks came after him and were all stunned.
Yunxia continued to cry: "...Let Xia'er be your only queen!"
"What queen, what female donor? You are committing treason. I don't understand. Please let me go!"
The Third Prince dug into the ground with his hands and dragged his old legs to crawl forward desperately, but he could not escape from Yunxia's clutches. With a whoosh, one of his straw sandals was pulled off.
Yunxia cried, shaking off her straw sandals and the monks' hands, and climbed up to continue clinging to his legs tightly: "Have you forgotten all this?"
The Third Uncle collapsed: "Donor, let me go..."
Ah, is this a test from the Buddha? Buddha, you have such a cruel heart...
"Your Highness, do you still have a heart?"
After saying this, Yunxia finally let him go. The Third Imperial Uncle immediately rushed out of the door barefoot, stumbling and not even noticing the Third Prince and Yunchun who had rushed to the scene and had been observing for a long time.
The third prince was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
This Yunxia, she ran all the way here, ran all day, just to tell this to the Third Uncle?
Isn't she deliberately hurting herself? !
Or is she really having an affair with the Third Emperor's uncle? !
Ah——witch, why would he marry such a weirdo? !
The monks looked at the Third Prince's expression and exchanged glances with each other.
Big news, big news. This woman must be the third prince’s wife or concubine. It seems that she is having an affair with his uncle?
Amitabha, the Third Prince was cheated on! Amitabha, what incredible secret have we accidentally overheard?
Amitabha, no wonder he was cheated on. Look at the old man in his arms, he never let go, right?
That's right, what woman could stand this? Amitabha, she's quite pitiful.
“Yun! Xia!” The Third Prince howled like a wolf (dog), feeling completely humiliated. He turned and shouted at the monks, “None of you are allowed to tell anyone about what happened today! Do you hear me?”
Shu Yan smiled and changed "not allowed" to "give me".
"Yun! Xia!" The Third Prince howled like a wolf (dog), turned and roared at the monks, "Tell everyone what happened today! Do you hear me?"
The monks: “?”
The monks looked at each other.
"Your Highness," a monk said tremblingly, "Yes, do you want us to tell anyone?"
The Third Prince was furious, but due to the mysterious power of the plot, he could not change the situation: "No, ah, tell it to me, no, tell it to me!"
He rushed forward angrily and smashed the incense burners on the table to pieces: "No, tell them now!"
The monks were trembling with fear: "Oh, Your Highness, please don't be angry, we will tell you what is going on!"
Adhering to the principle that it is better to die late than early, the monks rushed down the mountain and knocked on doors everywhere.
"Hey, open the door! Open the door! Do you know? The Third Prince is being cheated on!"
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