Chapter 239 Thank God, this damn monster is finally willing to leave



Chapter 239 Thank God, this damn monster is finally willing to leave

“Ouch—”

The two men howled like skinned wild boars.

Who can withstand the power of a big bucket of soup? It hurts so much! !

Shu Yan came over and laughed at what she saw.

Deng Qiang angrily pulled his parents out.

The two old guys smelled so good that tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Damn it, Zhao Fangfei, how dare you do this to your parents, slurp...you...slurp..."

Deng Qiang wiped his saliva, and with his greasy face that was blistered and looked like a red toad from being scalded, he took his two half-cooked parents to the hospital.

"Just wait, Zhao Fangfei...this isn't over yet!"

Deng Qiang called the police in the hospital, claiming that he and his parents were seriously injured by his wife.

But everyone in the neighborhood knew Zhao Fangfei was just a poor, bullied girl. Did she have the strength to lift two people and throw them into the soup?

Only a ghost would believe that.

"Qiangzi, I know you feel bad about the burns, but you can't be too outrageous in shifting the blame... Do you believe what you said?" said the neighbor.

"Young man, your wife is also injured. This is a fight between husband and wife. It's a family matter." said the relevant personnel.

Deng Qiang's parents were so heartbroken that they almost cried themselves to pieces in the hospital.

Zhao Fangfei suddenly realized something.

Suddenly I know how to be a daughter-in-law!

So after Deng Qiang's parents recovered from their injuries, Zhao Fangfei brought a bucket of spicy hot pot and took them to the hospital again.

Deng Qiang was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, but Zhao Fangfei pushed him to the ground and beat him.

It's a husband-and-wife thing after all.

If the injury healed, they would continue to beat him. If he was injured again, they would use their money to send him to the hospital. A small beating a day, a big beating every three days. If he was in a bad mood, he would be beaten. If he was in a good mood, he would be beaten more.

Less than half a month later, Deng Qiang and his parents knelt down and begged for a divorce.

Zhao Fangfei sneered, it’s too late.

If you fight again after divorce, you will have to go to jail.

Never leave.

"Deng Qiang, don't you love me anymore?" She cried and beat him violently: "You swore that you loved me at the beginning, and now you want to divorce me after only a few years, you bastard..."

Deng Qiang, who was beaten to the ground, said: "..."

He didn’t even cry, but she actually cried? What the f*ck!!!!

The neighbor knocked on the door: "Qiangzi, stop hitting your wife and be nicer to her. Listen to how pitiful your wife is crying!"

Deng Qiang: “…”

Yes, yes, yes, she is the most pitiful, she is the most pitiful in the world.

In the end, Zhao Fangfei had been the emperor of the Deng family for several years, but she got tired of it and finally took pity on herself and divorced with the house that Deng Qiang gave her.

Deng Qiang's whole family knelt down to express their gratitude.

Thank God, this damn monster finally agreed to leave.

Their family doesn't have the money to marry a daughter-in-law anymore. The key point is that after being beaten for several years, Deng Qiang is also scared. Now he wets his pants when he is close to a woman. It's better for him to be a bachelor.

Shu Yan laughed out loud after seeing the ending.

[Ding! Bad thing 2 successfully prevented, Merit +5!]

"Good, good, that's a relief. Come, let's search for the bad things."

The system searched around and shook its head: [Yanyan, there's nothing bad happening nearby. Do you want to go somewhere else?]

"Well, can't we search for other scenes remotely?"

[Not available at this time. Once the Merit Points in this world reach 80, this feature will be unlocked.]

"All right."

Shu Yan walked out, hailed a taxi on the main road, and wandered around the city.

[Ding, something bad has been detected.]

[Bad Thing 3: A fraud gang was promoting their health supplements offline, exaggerating their claims to the point of making a group of elderly people pay through their noses for a box of useless candy.]

"Tsk, let me pass."

Shu Yan followed the system's instructions and came to the place where the gang was live streaming offline.

They were hiding in a building, setting up a classroom. Outside the classroom, there were a pile of eggs and milk as prizes. Inside, a group of elderly people were sitting, and an "expert" and his assistant were teaching them.

"Headache? Insomnia? Lack of energy?" The expert picked up a health supplement from the table and shouted, "Try this one, it's guaranteed to cure all ailments! Anyone who takes it will know for sure!"

"Grandma Chen, I remember you always have trouble sleeping at night, right?" the assistant said considerately, "Then you must try this medicine. We guarantee that you will sleep like a baby!"

[As the assistant spoke, he opened the health supplement box and took out a bottle of health supplement that was beautifully packaged but actually just sugar.

The expert held it up, praised it profusely, then ate a spoonful with a look of ecstasy on his face.

Shu Yan changed the sugar into maggots.

So the assistant opened the health product box.

When the expert saw the bottle of maggots still containing an unknown substance, he suddenly became terrified, but his movements were out of control.

"Look everyone! This is the essence of plant extracts. It's pure and natural, with no additives." He held up the bottle and showed it to everyone, his face beaming with pride: "It can cure any disease!"

Then he scooped out a spoonful, chewed it and ate it.

He looked intoxicated: "It's delicious, you can see it~"

All the old people were stunned.

"Isn't this, this, Qu?"

"You can grab a handful of this stuff in the toilet!"

"He actually ate it and didn't even wash it! Wow, my old stomachache is coming back..."

After finishing his meal, the expert came to his senses and was suddenly stunned.

His face turned pale, and he suddenly dry heaved twice, his stomach churning.

But when he saw everyone's suspicious and angry eyes, he suddenly thought of the fraud task assigned to him by his superiors.

He hasn't cheated anyone today!

No, he has to be strong... and bear it, he has to bear it!

[The expert tried hard to suppress the urge to vomit, then suddenly had an idea and picked up the health supplement on the table again.

"Yes, you read that right. What I just ate was indeed Qu! But be careful, this isn't just any Qu. This is the Qu from Li Shizhen's book!"

Shu Yan smiled and took a look at the pile of health supplements on the table. She changed the word "resist" to "can't bear" and the word "pick up" to "sit on".

The expert suddenly cried out and vomited.

While vomiting, he quickly climbed onto the table using his hands and feet under the shocked gaze of his assistant.

There was a pile of health products on the table, at least half a meter high, which were originally intended to be sold to the elderly.

Now the experts are sitting on it.

"ah!"

The health supplements suddenly collapsed and fell down with the table with a bang.

Their fragile paper packaging broke at once, and the glass bottles shattered into pieces, spilling their contents all over the floor.

"ah--"

The expert screamed and fell into the mud, pierced by the broken glass all over the ground, and vomited continuously.

The assistants were stunned.

When the wind blows, a breath of air spreads out, which is so intoxicating.

"ah--"

Everyone rushed out crying, having suffered the greatest magical damage in their lives.

The expert, however, fell into his own fragrance and couldn't get up for a long time.

Ten minutes later, he struggled to get up and looked at the empty room in a daze.

"Where are the people?"

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