Chapter 246 This is quite novel
"Boss, are you crazy? Why are you hitting the electric scooter?"
The thugs hurried over to try to pull the boss away, but the boss was already fighting, and no one could stop him: "Don't stop me! I'm going to beat this little bitch up today!"
He kicked his younger brothers away and continued to beat the electric bike.
The younger brothers and passers-by were stunned.
It's over, the boss is crazy, he must be so anxious because he can't find his wife, he even looks pretty when he sees an electric bike...
The ball is over...
At this time, the owner of the electric bike came.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you hitting my electric scooter?" The owner rushed over and said, "Let go!"
The boss finally came to his senses.
He was stunned when he saw this handsome electric bike.
Where's that girl from before?
What did he just do?
"That's outrageous!" the car owner was furious. "My car was parked perfectly fine on the side of the road, why did you hit it? The rearview mirror is broken, you have to pay for it!"
The boss frowned immediately, narrowed his eyes and glanced at her thin body, with a hint of contempt in his eyes.
"Tsk, who are you? How dare you ask me for money? Do you know who I am?"
The car owner frowned and refused to give an inch: "I don't care who you are, you damaged my car and you have to pay for it!"
"Ha!" The eldest brother sneered and stalked towards Auntie. He pulled out a small knife from his pocket and waved it. "Do you recognize what this is? Are you really planning on asking me to pay for it? I advise you to think twice!"
Shu Yan immediately changed the knife into candy and changed the "cou" into kneeling.
"Ha!" The boss sneered and fell to his knees with a thud.
Then, under the shocked gazes of the gangsters, he knelt down and walked towards the aunt step by step.
He knelt on the ground, raised his head, took out a lollipop from his pocket and waved it in front of the aunt, his face full of viciousness: "Do you recognize what this is? Are you really thinking of asking me to compensate you? I advise you to think twice!"
The aunt looked at the Alps lollipop and was stunned.
?
That’s it?
The thugs looked at their boss who was kneeling on the ground with a ruthless look on his face and fell into deep thought.
It’s over, the prison is really over…
Not only did he kneel down in public, but he also took out a lollipop?
He used to chew betel nuts and drink in big bowls, but now he is eating lollipops behind their backs?
Alps, strawberry flavor?
No, strawberry flavor isn't good at all! Peach flavor is good, okay?
"You are so great..."
"Lao Da, wake up, Lao Da, what's wrong with you, Lao Da, stand up..."
The boss's body trembled, and he found himself kneeling on the ground.
“??? Damn it, why am I kneeling on the ground?” The boss stood up angrily.
[Looking at the mocking eyes of the crowd and the aunt, the eldest brother was overwhelmed by anger again.
He angrily grabbed a wooden stick from the roadside and beat the aunt violently: "F*cking, you dare to laugh at me, who the f*cking person do you think you are, you f*cking *&%￥#!"
Shu Yan immediately changed the second aunt to herself.
The boss looked furious.
In a rage, he grabbed a wooden stick from the side of the road and hit himself with it, breaking his bone.
He beat himself fiercely with a fierce look on his face, cursing as he did so: "F*cking, you dare to laugh at me, who the f*cking person do you think you are, you f*cking *&%￥#!"
"F*ck, little bitch, now I'm going to let you know how powerful I am!"
"Are you still laughing? Are you still laughing? Are you still laughing? Ah, it hurts, it hurts—"
The aunt was speechless.
The gangster held his forehead and couldn't bear to look.
Everyone raised their phones silently.
"Forget it." The aunt picked up her electric scooter and said with pity: "You don't have to pay for it. Goodbye."
Anyway, only the rearview mirror was broken, so I'll take it as performance fee. This car shaking was quite novel.
Beep, auntie left on her bike.
The boss beat himself so hard that both his feet were shattered and he lay on the ground howling.
“Ah—it hurts so much! What the hell is wrong with me?!”
The gangsters: “….”
"...Boss...Do you want us to book you a presidential suite in the mental hospital?"
Boss: “…”
"Get the **** out of here!"
…
In the end, the boss was taken to the hospital by the gangsters.
The doctor diagnosed that the fracture was too severe, with bones and tendons broken, and the leg would be crippled for the rest of his life.
Seeing this, the gangsters decisively abandoned their boss.
The eldest brother fainted in the hospital from crying.
The former second in command, now the new eldest, smiles like a spring flower.
"Alright! Now, let me lead you to new glory!"
The new boss, let's call him Boss No. 2, said proudly, "Come on, I'll take you to pick up some girls!"
But it was already late at night and the students had already gone home.
So the gangsters decided to go to the bar.
Shu Yan received a system notification: [Ding! Bad thing 8 has been successfully prevented, merit +5! Total merit in this world: 46.]
[Bad Thing Detected 9: It's the same gang of thugs. They're going to the bar to pick up bodies, specifically the kind of girls who got too drunk to go home at night.]
"Wow." Shu Yan raised her eyebrows. "Can I kill a chicken twice?"
The system jumped out and rolled around asking for praise: [Hey hey hey, isn’t the system great? ()*. ]
Shu Yan rubbed it: "Yes, yes, everything is the best."
The system rolled happily on the ground.
At this time, the gangsters had already arrived at the bar.
[They stayed in the bar until the early morning, and sure enough, they saw a girl passed out drunk on the street. She looked about 165cm tall and weighed about 100 pounds.
Boss No. 2 was overjoyed. This guy had a great figure. He quickly called out to the other thugs to carry him.
Shu Yan thought about it and changed the word "girl" to "stone pier" and the word "jin" to "ton".
The girl on the roadside suddenly went home for no apparent reason.
Instead, there was a large stone pillar lying there.
The second boss was overjoyed: "Brothers, see, that woman has a very attractive figure, carry her back!"
The gangsters looked at the big stone pillar and a question mark slowly appeared in their heads.
“…Lao Da, isn’t that a stone pillar?”
Bang! The second boss hit the thug. "What stone pillar? This is obviously a girl! Come on, lift them up!"
As he spoke, he took the lead in lifting her: "One, two, three! Damn it, why is this woman so heavy? What are you guys still standing there for? Come and lift her!"
The gangsters: ???
"No, Lao Da, are you crazy too? This is clearly just a broken stone pillar, why are we lifting it?"
"Lao Da, I know you want women, but you can't be like this, wake up..."
The thugs were full of resistance. No matter what the second boss said, they refused to lift the weight.
Shu Yan immediately changed her decision from "not going" to "going".
Suddenly, the gangsters found that their feet moved.
In their shock and resistance, they involuntarily walked over and began to lift the stone pier with effort.
"Fuck! What am I doing?" A thug's face was full of fear.
"I don't know!" Another thug also looked terrified. "Are we possessed by evil spirits? Lao Da, what's going on? Why are we moving rocks?"
"Push harder, push harder!" Boss Two said, "What stone? That's my wife! If you keep saying that, I'll beat you up!"
Thugs: “…”
Crazy, all crazy...
It’s so heavy, ah——
I can’t move it at all, why is it so heavy... Hey, that’s not right, how did I lift it?
It turns out that with the help of the power of the plot, the gangsters miraculously lifted 100 tons.
They carried the stone pillars with great difficulty, panting and walking painfully on the streets late at night.
[After carrying the stone pillar ten meters away, the thugs finally came to their senses and dropped it one after another, feeling that they had gone mad.]
Shu Yan immediately exchanged an opportunity and changed ten meters away to Egypt.
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