Chapter 258 What Kind of Dian Gong Is This
Mr. Qian and Mr. Song ate for a full hour.
The pickled vegetable factory employees couldn't pull them apart no matter how hard they tried, and fearing something might happen, they had to call the police.
Now, the fact that their pickle factory produces pure natural pickles can no longer be concealed.
When the police saw how pickled mustard greens were produced, they all shed tears of happiness.
Then, to prevent them from suffocating, they pulled Mr. Qian and Mr. Song apart.
However, the story was not over yet, Qian and Song cried and shouted and refused to leave even if they were beaten to death.
Finally, the police had no choice but to contact the mental hospital and ask them to take the two psychopaths away and lock them up with the largest chains to prevent them from going crazy.
So Qian and Song were never able to get over this plot in their entire lives.
[Ding! Bad Deed 13 has been successfully prevented, Merit +5! Merit in this world: 150!]
"Good!" Shu Yan applauded.
Feeling a little hungry, she wanted to go get something to eat.
Shu Yan opened the map and asked the system to find a delicious hot pot restaurant. She ordered a table of tripe, beef, pork chops and basa fish.
The tripe is put into the pot and it makes a sizzling sound. It is so delicious that tears flow from the corners of my mouth.
The system popped up and looked at the meat eagerly: [Ah, I want to eat it too!]
Shu Yan patted the rat's head and said, "Be good. When this world ends, I'll give you another delicious gift bag."
The system sniffed, rolled on the ground, and retreated into its own room in a wronged manner.
Damn it, why can’t it eat real food but can smell fragrance?
Oh, the main system did this on purpose! It deliberately tricked me into completing tasks to draw gift packs!
The system bit the refrigerator angrily, and after a moment, it suddenly jumped out again.
[Yanyan, something bad has been detected again! ]
"Ah?" Shu Yan took a mouthful of basa fish in her mouth. "What's going on?"
[Bad Thing 14: A man came to a hot pot restaurant to extort money. He held a cockroach in his mouth and planned to secretly spit it into the pot, saying it was the cockroach in the hot pot.]
Shu Yan: “….”
It turns out that there are all kinds of crazy people in this world.
The man followed the waiter to his seat, sat down, and secretly observed the people around him. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he secretly rejoiced.
The waiter brought the pot. The man symbolically ordered two dishes and then secretly spat out the cockroach and threw it in.
Shu Yan changed throwing to jumping, and then waited for the show while biting the chicken feet.
The waiter brought the soup base to the man.
The man, let's call him Brother Cockroach, secretly spat out the cockroach in his mouth, then suddenly stood up and jumped onto the table.
"Sir?" the waiter was startled.
The next moment, Brother Cockroach jumped into the hot pot with a plop.
The waiter's pupils twitched wildly.
"!!!Sir! What are you doing?"
"Ouch--" Brother Cockroach howled in agony. He jumped out with all his might, not knowing what he had just done.
"You, you..." He snatched the waiter's towel to dry himself, then stood there angrily shouting, "What did you do to me? You burned me, pay me!"
Shu Yan immediately changed the word "grab" to "lick" and added a "single leg" to the word "stand" in front.
"You, you..." I heard the cockroach brother shouting, and suddenly pounced on the towel in the waiter's hand, licking it hard with his tongue.
The waiter was shocked. Before he could pull his hand away, Brother Cockroach suddenly straightened up again, lifted one of his legs high with his hand, stood on one leg in front of the waiter, staggered and shouted.
"What did you do to me? You burned me, pay me!"
waiter:".….."
"Uh, sir, how about you take your foot back first...?"
[Brother Cockroach retracted his foot and realized that he had just been standing on one leg. He felt completely unbelievable.]
Shu Yan immediately changed the word "realization" to "keep shouting".
So, our cockroach brother retracted his foot and suddenly shouted on the spot: "I just stood on one leg, it feels incredible! I just stood on one leg, it feels incredible! I just stood on one leg, it feels incredible!..."
He shouted it 10 times, and all the waiters and customers in the store were stunned.
When Brother Cockroach came to his senses, he saw that there were many people surrounding him and many cameras.
Everyone was pointing fingers at him.
"What are you doing?" Cockroach was extremely angry and rushed over to slap their phones away.
Shu Yan laughed and said, "Change what to me, and change rush to slide."
So, facing everyone's cameras, Cockroach suddenly yelled, "You guys are *me!"
Then, he suddenly snatched the skateboard of a child in the store, threw it on the ground, stepped on it, and slid towards the people filming the video.
He knocked their phones away, and then it hit him what he had just said.
"Haha, haha, what kind of dog is this?" Everyone laughed.
"Which mental hospital did you escape from?"
"Is he planning to do something bad? I've noticed a lot of bad guys going crazy lately. Didn't they say a god has descended upon the world?"
"Really? Get out of here, you bad bastard!"
"It's okay, just treat it as a free show. This show is so good while eating (funny)"
Brother Cockroach couldn't stand it anymore after listening to everyone's discussions. He covered his face and ran away in shame.
However, running away was useless. His entire series of actions today were recorded on camera, and he soon became famous.
His boss fired him because he was so crazy.
His family also forcibly took him to a mental hospital and forced him to undergo a course of treatment.
Brother Cockroach regretted his mistake extremely and felt that he must have been punished by God. From then on, he never dared to blackmail others again.
[Ding!] The system said: [Bad thing 14 has been successfully prevented, merit +5! Merit value in this world: 155!]
Shu Yan finished the hot pot comfortably and stretched.
There were no more chances today, so she left first.
Back to reality, she was lying on the shell-shaped bed at home.
"Oh!" Shu Yan rolled over happily and prepared to go to sleep.
She opened her phone and checked, but there was no message. Just as she was closing her eyes, Xie Jing knocked on the door: "Yan Yan, come out for dinner!"
"Oh," Shu Yan said hurriedly, "Mom, I don't want to eat anymore."
"How can you not eat?" Xie Jing frowned: "Come out and eat."
Shu Yan turned over and said, "I really don't want to eat anymore, Mom, you do it yourself..."
Before she finished speaking, Xie Jing opened the door and came in directly to lift her off the bed. Shu Yan had no choice but to go out for another meal.
It has been quite some time since Xie Jing escaped from the Jiang family. Her originally frail body has recovered well. She eats, drinks and exercises every day, and her life is quite leisurely.
But today, she was a little distracted.
"Mom, what are you thinking about?" Shu Yan shook her finger at her.
Xie Jing frowned, thought for a moment, and then said, "It was that Jiang Wang... He found me online not long ago and asked me to visit him, but I refused."
It turned out that ever since the Jiang Group was sent away and Jiang Wang himself was paralyzed, he had not had a good day.
At that time, Shu Yan gave the Jiang Group to his competitor. The competitor seized the opportunity to suppress the Jiang family frantically and sent people to secretly attack Jiang Wang. Now Jiang Wang is only breathing his last breath.
If Shu Yan hadn't sometimes taken Xie Jing out to social events, he wouldn't even have been able to find out her contact information.
"You're quite troublesome." Shu Yan snorted coldly: "Even now, you still want to cause trouble?"
After finishing her meal, she strengthened the security of the villa, then called her assistant and suggested that he find an old and ugly male nanny for Jiang Wang to stay in and treat him well, and it would be best if he could be pissed off to death.
Then, the next day, Shu Yan entered the plot again.
[Ding! Bad news detected #15: A woman had a violent boyfriend and wanted to break up with him, but he wouldn't let her. So, she went to his house, but the woman blocked her friend from the door, leaving her to bear the brunt of his wrath.]
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