Chapter 68 Koi Buff Activated
Shu Yan watched the entire grand ceremony of conferring the title of consort.
After the sow was named the imperial concubine, she began to scream because she felt bored.
The palace servants quickly invited it to the Yiku Palace where the emperor had granted it residence, and helped it sleep on the chaise longue No. XXXXXXL, while several palace maids took turns telling it stories to entertain it.
The Yiku Palace underwent a major overhaul, and a large number of tables, chairs, and benches suitable for pigs were urgently manufactured. A large amount of the royal supreme luxury pig feed was also transported in and placed in gold and diamond-encrusted pig feeding bowls.
Jiang Yi was so angry that she cried countless times in her palace, but Shen Jinbin was determined this time and he would not listen to anything she said.
Shu Yan seized the opportunity and changed the words to make Shen Jinbin not only give the pig a royal concubine, but also insist on giving it all the royal concubine treatment.
This made Jiang Yi so angry that his eyes turned red.
"Oh, damn it! Damn it!" Jiang Yi was extremely angry: "Bring me my dance clothes! I want to practice dancing!"
Tomorrow is the Emperor's birthday, and he has always loved watching her dance. Every time she dances at a palace banquet, she always outshines the other girls.
She was going to let that pig know the difference between a pheasant and a phoenix!
Shu Yan rubbed her fingers.
It looks like there will be another big scene to watch, hehe, she will make some good revisions tomorrow.
Now that Task 1 has been completed, the emperor has temporarily lost interest in favoring Jiang Yi, and Mingyue no longer needs to sleep with him.
After counting the merit points, she now has 60 merit points.
Shu Yan exited the plot and opened the attribute bar.
Her current attributes are IQ 90, Beauty 90, Strength 40, Health 61, Luck 17.
"Well, I feel like this luck value is a bit low."
[That's okay!] The system popped up: [The mall has Koi buffs for sale, 50% off now!]
Shu Yan opened the mall and it was true.
[: Koi luck blesses you for a short period of time, Luck +999, you are the darling of heaven! Duration: 2 hours, Price: 10 Merit points.]
Well, this buff is more suitable for buying lottery tickets.
However, with her current financial resources, it seems that she doesn't really need to buy lottery tickets to make money.
"It's boring." Shu Yan swiped away arrogantly, took out 50 merit points, and added luck +10.
Then, go out to the company.
I don’t know if these 10 points of luck are useless or if she is really unlucky. When Shu Yan goes home at night, either this road is stuck in traffic or that road is blocked.
In the end, since other roads were impassable, Shu Yan had no choice but to drive on a remote road.
There were not many people on the road, and it was unusually quiet.
"On a dark, windy night, it's the time to kill and rob." Shu Yan thought to herself, "You agree with that, don't you?"
The system trembled: [Um, that's not right, Yanyan, look ahead...]
Shu Yan looked up and saw three cars suddenly turning in front of her, blocking her way.
When she looked back, she saw three more cars blocking her way back.
Bang! The car door opened and a group of men in black got out.
?
"Why didn't you notice I had a crow's mouth before?"
[Ahhh, it’s over, it’s over, we’ve met a bad guy...] The system screamed: [What should I do, Yanyan, I’m scared!]
Shu Yan grabbed the system and threw it into the trash can in its room: "Quiet."
The system was rummaging through the trash can, and Shu Yan took this opportunity to look at the men in black.
These guys all have big, muscular faces and are obviously good at fighting. The key is that there are so many of them, even if I bring two bodyguards, I won't be able to withstand a beating...
Bang!
One of them smashed the window of her car with a hammer, and a hole was immediately created. The two bodyguards shouted, "Don't be afraid, President! We will protect you!"
The two bodyguards quickly opened the door and rushed down, closed the car door, and started fighting with them.
These two were also very good at martial arts, but the problem was that there were too many people on the other side. After just defeating four of them, the two were forced into a corner and were about to be kicked away.
"Boss!" The bodyguard looked up at the sky in anger, "We can't protect you anymore!"
"Stop talking nonsense and prepare to die!" A man in black grinned and raised a big stick.
With a bang, the man in black flew away. Shu Yan stood behind him, brandishing a dog-beating stick. "Who dares to bully my bodyguard?!"
"What the hell? This woman knows martial arts?!"
The remaining men in black were startled, but after a moment, they swarmed over again like locusts.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, Shu Yan hit them one by one.
Just kidding, I'm a big guy with a fighting power level of Lv. 2, and I can defeat 99% of people.
“Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!” The man in black howled as he was beaten, roaring, “Stop it, you bitch! Otherwise you’ll regret it!”
"Ah! I won't regret it even if you become a ghost! Look at my big stick, just look at how strong I am-"
Before she could even utter the word "force," Shu Yan suddenly saw, under the moonlight, a large group of people in sunglasses emerging from the cars. They were holding something in their hands that emitted a cold light.
Oh my god, a weapon filled with mac316?!
Shu Yan immediately gave them a quick kneeling performance: "Just look at how cowardly I am!"
Piaji, just run behind the car and hide.
"Tongtong, this is a bit troublesome. The other side is not playing by the rules." Shu Yan fished the system out of the trash can and said, "Hurry up and go to the mall."
It's really hard to beat this without some cheat code.
The system turned the mall over in fear.
Then the system mustered up the courage and stood in front of Shu Yan.
Apparently, it forgot that it couldn't withstand real-world attacks. It also forgot that if its host died, it wouldn't die, it would just change hosts.
Shu Yan opened the mall and clicked on the props, but only three props appeared.
、、。
The last two have purely literal meanings and are used to treat constipation and foot odor.
Shu Yan held her forehead and had no choice but to redeem the Koi buff and click to use it. No matter what, let's try it out!
[Ding! Koi buff takes effect!]
At this time, the men in sunglasses gathered around quietly. The leader raised his weapon and laughed sinisterly, "I'm sorry, little beauty, who asked you to block my way?"
Bang, pull the trigger.
"Biu! Biubiubiu! Boom! Boom boom boom!" The thing made an exaggerated plastic electronic sound, and then lit up with colorful lights: "A happy little frog~"
“???” The man in sunglasses had a cracked expression.
What the hell is going on?!
The other men in sunglasses were also stunned, and they all started firing their own rifles at the same time. Then the street was filled with a large number of "biu! biubiubiu! Boom! Boom boom boom! A happy little frog~"
"Hahaha, a toy gun?" Shu Yan laughed so hard her stomach hurt. "Oh my god, what should I do? Come and hit me, you kids from Class 2, Grade 3~~"
"That's what I was saying. How could you possibly have a real gun in a prosperous, democratic, civilized, and harmonious society like ours? Were you scammed by an unscrupulous merchant? Aha ...
The man in sunglasses is numb.
The men in sunglasses were furious. The leader, number one, was furious and picked up a mace, roaring furiously: "Damn it, ah, shut up! Brothers, come on, what are you waiting for, beat her to death, ah——"
Halfway through, he suddenly covered his chest with a painful expression: "Oh, my heart, it feels like a broken heart..."
Man in sunglasses number one, heart attack, gone.
The remaining thirty men in sunglasses tried to rush forward.
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