Chapter 72 Jiang Yi bravely carries the sedan chair
"Empress Jiang!"
"Empress Pig!"
All the palace servants were stunned. By the time they reacted, the sow had already been launched like a rocket launcher!
The sow suddenly jumped onto the dining table with Jiang Yi on her back, and all the food on the table flew everywhere.
“Ah—help—”
"Someone, someone! Hold it, hold it, hold it—"
Three palace servants rushed forward with pitchforks, but the sow kicked them over with one hoof. She then stepped on the concubines and kicked the emperor, howling to the heavens.
“┗|｀O′|┛Ah!!”
The sow ran across the table and over the heads of the crowd, running as fast as the wind.
Jiang Yi screamed at it, and the screams made it even more violent. It ran leaving a trail of afterimages, sending the food on the table flying everywhere.
Ouch!!
Pig, I hate you damn humans!
Finally, thirty palace maids who trained animals used herbs specially formulated for calming pigs to calm the sow down.
At this time, the concubines had vegetable leaves and sticky chili peppers hanging on their faces. In one word, it was miserable.
The worst off was Shen Jinbin. A large pig hoof print was left on his face by the pig.
“Jiang—Yi—” Shen Jinbin roared, his voice bloodthirsty.
"Your Majesty..." Jiang Yi felt cold all over.
It's over, it's over, she's finished...
What on earth did she do?!
Suddenly, she remembered that she had not finished dancing.
Uncontrollably, she walked to the center of the hall, suddenly opened her sleeve pocket, and with a wave of her hand, a swirling cloud of stinking petals flew out. The smell of heather, hehe, stinking.
"Ah—what is this—"
"Heather?? Lady Concubine! Are you crazy?"
"Ah, ah——"
Clusters of petals, as big as a thesis defense, spun and jumped in the air, and then piapiapiapia, everyone had a share, even the walls were smelly.
Jiang Yi single-handedly accomplished the feat of making everyone cry.
"Hickey—hiickey—hiickey—"
Some concubines who could not bear such great stimulation have fainted.
The surviving concubines bravely walked through the rain and rushed to Shen Jinbin and cried: "Your Majesty... How could the noble concubine do this? Please, Your Majesty, make the decision for us concubines!"
Shen Jinbin didn’t speak.
"Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"
Shen Jinbin raised his head, revealing his yellow-black face, which was covered with heather juice, and sparkled in the candlelight.
"ah--"
......
It took a full hour for Shen Jinbin to recover from this huge blow.
He walked out, but his face didn't walk out, and it still had the big pig's hoof print on it.
Shen Jinbin's psychological shadow area is getting bigger and bigger.
The angry Shen Jinbin issued an order on the spot: "Noble Concubine Jiang has behaved inappropriately and has no manners befitting a concubine. She will be demoted to Concubine Jiang!"
Shu Yan shook her head when she heard the news.
The heroine still has a very big aura. If it were any other female supporting actress, she would at least be demoted to the lowest rank of concubine.
It's not a big deal. Since there's still room for decline, it means the Emperor is very strong and can continue to withstand the blows.
She will continue to hit him tomorrow.
Opening the favorability value on the system interface, Shen Jinbin's favorability towards Jiang Yi is now only 30%.
It will be finished tomorrow.
Shu Yan returned to reality and slept for a night. The next morning, she entered the plot again.
Jiang Yi was throwing a tantrum in the house.
In the past, everything went smoothly for her, and her bad temper never showed. But recently, she has suffered setbacks repeatedly, and her temper has become uncontrollable.
"Useless! Are you all useless?! Why didn't you stop me when I lost control yesterday?!"
The palace maids were speechless.
You are flying in the sky, how can we stop you?
After smashing the things, Jiang Yi bit his lips tightly, his eyes full of anger.
Yesterday she had wanted to drug the dead pig to make it go crazy and hit Concubine Shu.
But she happened to fall from the beam in advance and hit the pig, causing it to have an attack prematurely, and there was no time for the drug to react on Concubine Shu.
Later, the palace maid used a sedative, and the dead pig fell asleep like a pig, so she didn't do anything to it again.
Well, if that’s the case, then it’s the same when she goes to see the pig today.
Concubine Shu has been loving to hang out with that beast these days. Maybe I can see her at that beast's place.
When the time comes, I will secretly sprinkle the medicine on her and leave in time. Then I will see how Concubine Shu is torn to pieces by that beast!
When Jiang Yi thought about the fact that she had been demoted to Concubine Jiang, she became angry again, but she gritted her teeth and calmed down.
Jiang Yi took Concubine Zhu's favorite pig grass, left the palace, and rode on a sedan chair to visit the sow.
Shu Yan changed sitting to carrying, and changed sow into tyrant.
Jiang Yi left the palace and just as he was sitting on the sedan chair, he suddenly shouted, "Stop!"
The young eunuch stopped in confusion.
Amidst the astonished gazes of the crowd, Jiang Yi suddenly got off the sedan chair, pushed away the eunuchs who were carrying the sedan chair, squatted down, and carried the sedan chair's poles on his shoulders.
Then she couldn't carry the thing.
"Your Majesty, what are you going to do?" The maid was surprised and asked, "But what's wrong with walking on a sedan chair..."
Jiang Yi ignored her, squatted down, and puffed out his cheeks to exert force.
"Hey! Hey! One, two, three—"
The sedan chair moved twice and then fell down again.
Jiang Yi continued to persevere, and his cheeks bulged like monkey butts.
The palace maids looked at Jiang Yi in astonishment.
Imperial Concubine, no, is Concubine Jiang going to carry the sedan chair herself?
Ah, what kind of idea is this?
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" A palace maid mustered up the courage to say, "Your Majesty, if you don't want to ride in a sedan chair, you can walk..."
Jiang Yili ignored the palace maids. She lifted one side of the sedan chair, got under it, and used all her strength to carry it on her back.
She carried the sedan chair and walked forward step by step with difficulty.
The palace maids and eunuchs were working when they saw an empty sedan chair slowly moving towards them.
Looking closely, it turned out to be Concubine Jiang carrying the sedan chair towards them.
Carry? Carry? ?
"Oh my God, what is Concubine Jiang doing?"
"Is this how Concubine Jiang rides in a sedan chair?"
Jiang Yi listened to what everyone was saying and was furious, but his body refused to obey him and he continued to hold on firmly.
Shen Jinbin was walking outside the imperial study when he saw a man carrying an empty sedan chair towards him with great difficulty.
At first glance, oh, it was Concubine Jiang.
"Jiangpin!" Shen Jinbin shouted angrily: "What are you crazy about?"
Jiang Yi took the last step resolutely, put down the sedan chair, and then fell to the ground exhausted.
"Your Majesty..."
Jiang Yi felt that he was coming to see the emperor.
So she took two breaths and said breathlessly, "Your Majesty, I have come to see you. This... uh, this is... uh, this is my way of apologizing!"
Shen Jinbin: Guess whether I believe it or not.
Jiang Yi raised her sweaty little face and said, "Really, Your Majesty, look, I even brought gifts..."
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly remembered that what she brought seemed to be pig feed.
"Jiang Yi!" Shen Jinbin was furious when he saw the pig grass and threw it in her face: "Is this your gift? Is this your way of apologizing?!"
Giving him pig grass? Are you calling him a pig?!
How could he have liked such a crazy woman before?
Shen Jinbin was furious and walked into the imperial study room.
Shu Yan saw that his favorability towards Jiang Yi had dropped to 15%.
"Your Majesty!" Jiang Yi burst into tears, hurriedly following him into the imperial study, kowtowed vigorously, and tried to explain, "Your Majesty, I don't know what's going on. Your Majesty, I love you wholeheartedly. Please believe me!"
Shu Yan changed her kowtow to grabbing his crotch.
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