Chapter 76 Your wife ran away with the neighbor Wang
The man with glasses, number one (let's call him Lao Yi for now), was startled and immediately became furious: "Bullshit! Why didn't I chirp anymore? My chicken is not here——"
He raised his hand and touched it, and his voice stopped abruptly.
Wow, it’s empty!!
"Ah! Damn it, where's my dick? Where's my dick?!!"
The second, third, fourth, fifth... the thirtieth looked at him in shock. The first suddenly lost control, ripped out his own bitter tea seeds in fear, and howled loudly: "Ah - where's my chicken?!"
How did he become a eunuch? !
Lao Yi suddenly sat down on the ground, and a man in his forties or fifties burst into tears.
Everyone looked at him in horror.
"God damn it, is this curse real?"
"No, that's impossible!" The third brother insisted, "He must not have been born with this thing! Don't let this bitch mislead you. Think about the mission, think about your husband... What did the master send us here for?"
"That's right!" The second brother mustered up his courage and drew his knife: "Bitch, don't try to scare us!"
"Oh? Threatening?" Shu Yan stared at Lao Er and grinned, "Then listen to me. I curse you now. You will be a lickspittle every day, and your wife will go away with someone else."
The second one was shocked: "How do you know I'm a licker?"
The phone suddenly rang.
"Hey, Lao Er, your wife ran off with the guy next door!"
Second brother:???
The second child burst into tears.
"Wife!" The second son cried and called his wife: "Why did you leave? Please come back. I sold my kidney to support you. Can you please come back..."
The second brother threw away the knife, sat on the ground and cried with the first brother.
"How about it? Do you want to keep trying?" Shu Yan giggled.
"You, don't come over here, don't come over here!" The people with glasses panicked and turned around and wanted to run away.
"Wait!" Shu Yan shouted again, "None of you can run now!"
The people with glasses suddenly found that their legs were numb and they could not run anymore.
"You! Damn bitch, what the hell do you want to do?!" The third brother was furious.
"Oh, your mouth stinks?" Shu Yan flicked her hands: "Then I curse you now, infertility, a large family, and twenty years of hard work as a father, wasting your emotions and money."
The third brother took a step back in shock and anger, and the phone rang.
"Hello, Third Brother?" the other end said anxiously, "Oh no! Your wife's mistress showed up and said your daughter and son are his!"
The third child burst into tears.
The third brother cried and shouted, and went back to beat the mistress.
Shu Yan smiled and took a step forward: "What else do you want to say? Keep talking."
With a thud, the fourth to the thirty-first brothers fell to their knees.
"Auntie, we know we were wrong, we won't say anything more! Qiuqiu, please stop cursing..."
"It's okay if you don't curse me, but tell me who ordered you to do this."
"This..." The fourth and third brothers hesitated.
Shu Yan smiled: "You won't tell me, right? I curse you..."
"Ah! No, let's say it, let's say it!"
The fourth and third brothers were so scared that they had to tell everyone that Qian Jiao had ordered them to force Shu Yan to sign, and if Shu Yan refused to sign, they would kidnap her and force her to sign.
Shu Yan asked them to stand up, repeated her words, and recorded a video. Then she asked them to write a statement of confession by hand, sign it, and put their fingerprints on it.
"Okay, come with me to Orange." Shu Yan waved.
"Ah? Auntie?" The fourth and third brothers cried sadly, "We are not good people. If we eat oranges, how can we get good fruits?"
"You have violated the law. You must be imprisoned whether you want to or not."
"snort!"
At this time, Lao Yi, who had become a eunuch, snorted, his eyes full of resentment: "Don't be afraid, brothers! I just sent a message to Madam Zhou, asking her to send more people. Bitch, just wait and see how Madam Zhou will deal with you!"
"Oh?" Shu Yan snapped her fingers. "Then I curse you. You won't bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet, and the toilet will be covered with paper. Your internet connection will be full but there's no signal, and your instant noodles will have a crust but no seasoning."
"I couldn't send a message, I cried while holding my phone, my employer fired me, and I went back to my hometown to butcher pigs."
Lao Yi was furious and took out his cell phone to check. Now, all the messages he sent to housekeeper Qian Jiao were followed by red exclamation marks.
"The message has not been sent!"
"The message has not been sent!"
"The message has not been sent!"
"Ah—" His face turned green with anger: "You, you send a message to the lady! Quickly!"
Shu Yan laughed heartily: "Everyone who tipped off Qian Jiao will share this curse."
Everyone: ...I’m convinced by you.
Under Lao Yi's eager and expectant gaze, everyone remained calm and composed in the face of all the storms.
No one informed Qian Jiao.
Seeing that no one moved, Lao Yi's resentful gaze fell on Shu Yan again.
He is the lady's loyal lackey and has worked for her for many years. How could he not complete her orders?
"Dare you look at me?" Shu Yan smiled: "I curse..."
“…” Lao Yi lowered his eyes in frustration.
At this moment, his stomach churned and he suddenly felt like he was going to have diarrhea.
No, there is no paper.
"ah--"
Shouts of impotence and fury echoed from the factory.
Just like that, all thirty people were taken care of.
Shu Yan called the police and asked them to take the thirty people away, allowing them to enter Orange without any obstruction.
Oh, but Lao Yi was also charged with the crime of disturbing public order because he forcibly pulled Shi in the police car and did not clean up his mess.
Qian Jiaoren was still throwing a tantrum at home when suddenly the police came and took her away.
Fortunately, she was a little smarter than Zhou Chu, and she had asked the housekeeper to tell these people to do things, and there was no direct evidence against her.
However, the police have begun their investigation and her days outside are numbered.
After dealing with these people, Shu Yan went home and went to bed early.
Tomorrow is the day when the tyrant Shen Jinbin of World 5 will hold a heavenly sacrifice. The ancients got up early, so she would have to enter the plot early.
I've already used up all my merit points today, so I need to earn some more. Otherwise, how can I send all these rubbish from the Zhou family to jail?
The next day, Shu Yan woke up in the early morning.
After washing her face and eating a bowl of fish porridge, Shu Yan closed the bedroom door, called out the system, and entered the plot.
This time she was still confined to the cold palace.
As a little palace maid, she certainly couldn't bear to watch the grand scene of the tyrant offering sacrifices to heaven.
But she had the system, so it wasn't a big problem. She opened the system interface and turned on the live broadcast of the plot, and saw the tyrant on his way to the altar.
Switching to Concubine Shu's side, her father, General Ye, is inspecting the troops, while Concubine Shu is making final preparations for closing the palace.
These few days were enough for them to discuss the matter. General Ye would incite the people and send troops to attack the tyrant, while Concubine Shu would get the emperor's seal and forge an abdication decree.
Shu Yan rubbed her hands.
In that case, she would come and help them.
[The tyrant came to the altar, slaughtered sheep and cattle, and prepared to start offering sacrifices to heaven.
The auspicious time arrived. Before the tyrant were placed a series of tablets, including those to the gods and those of the royal ancestors. The tyrant donned auspicious attire, lit a fire to welcome the gods, and then bowed before the tablets.
The tyrant then offered tribute to the tablets.
These tributes were prepared in advance by the royal family and included five pigs, five cows, and five sheep, filling five large carts, representing the tyrant's piety.
Shu Yan said sorry, then changed her "bowing" to "throwing away" and her "offering" to "eating".
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