Chapter 136 Jumping out the window carrying the dining table
Gaobelly Cricket entered the reserved box.
There were both foreigners and locals in the box, and everyone was sitting together and eating.
Tall-bellied Cricket walked in and greeted everyone.
"Good afternoon, haha, finally meeting you all."
Everyone was secretly curious about the story of the group's prince jumping off a garbage truck a few days ago, but they couldn't say it out loud, so they just smiled and greeted him.
"Mr. Gao is here."
"Mr. Gao is even younger than I thought."
Gaofu Cricket smiled and nodded at them, acting like a young master from a wealthy family.
Then he walked to the table, suddenly bent down and crawled under it.
Everyone was stunned.
"...Uh, Mr. Gao?"
"Is there something on the ground? Oh—"
Before the man could finish his words, he saw to his horror that the entire table in front of him had stood up.
The tall-bellied cricket carried a whole table full of food on its back, and with a clang of its own, it stood up and ran to the big window, then jumped down carrying the table, and disappeared along with it.
“…”
Looking at the empty floor, everyone at the table was silent for three seconds.
"? Our table is gone?"
"Yes, it seems... that it was carried away by Mr. Gao!"
“???!!! Go chase them quickly!!”
…
Fortunately, the box was on the second floor, not very high.
However, when the tall-bellied cricket jumped out of the window carrying a table full of food, a car was driving downstairs.
Bang! The tall-bellied cricket fell down and immediately landed on the car, moving forward rapidly with it.
"Ah—stop it, stop it right there, damn it!!"
The cricket was screaming at the top of its lungs, but the car owner couldn't hear it clearly in his car and thought it was his car radio.
"Damn you, damn bastard!"
Gaofu Cricket was furious. He threw the table to the ground, lay on the roof of the car, and leaned his head towards the window: "Put the hell down! Stop, do you hear me?!"
The car owner was driving well when he suddenly saw a ferocious head appear upside down in front of the window. He was so scared that his legs shook and then the car crashed.
"ah--"
The tall-bellied cricket is flying.
…
When everyone ran out of the hotel and found the tall-bellied cricket, he was hanging upside down on a tree branch.
“.…..”
"Mr. Gao, do you need any help?" Sarah walked under the tree and looked at him with a smile.
Tall-bellied Cricket: “….”
Drip, a drop of his saliva fell uncontrollably from his upper lip onto Sarah's head.
Sarah: “….”
I'm so angry, I really want to start a killing spree.
After the underwear incident broke a few days ago, she discovered from the news pictures that this high-bellied cricket was the divine gold that dropped the underwear on her grandmother's head.
She originally wanted to pursue the matter, but her grandmother said that it was better to have less trouble than more, so forget it, since no damage was caused anyway.
My grandmother was born and raised in Country A. Her family immigrated to the Land of Kangaroos from my mother's generation. After all, they are a minority and don't want to cause trouble.
But Sarah really wanted to beat up this tall-bellied cricket now.
The tall-bellied cricket was hanging upside down on the tree, and then he found that the scumbag system had come out with yin and yang again:
Tall-bellied Cricket: “….”
"He's from the spicy restaurant next door, this is a rubbish system. Just wait for me. I'll finish the task and see if I..."
The scumbag system suddenly took out the electric baton and said in a gloomy voice:
Gaofu Cricket admitted his mistake in a second: "System, I was wrong, please don't do it, we are still good brothers, right? You..."
The scumbag system sprayed a mouthful of electronic saliva:
Gaofu Cricket was extremely angry, but he couldn't do anything about the system. Fortunately, everyone brought a ladder to rescue him, easing his embarrassment.
"Haha, um, Mr. Gao, where are we going now?" the group leader asked awkwardly but politely.
“.…..”
Thinking about his seemingly failed strategy mission, Gaofu Cricket gritted his teeth and said, "Keep eating! I'll treat you another meal!"
Everyone was stunned. Some thought Gaobelly Cricket was too crazy and left. However, most of them stayed, wanting to see how much more crazy he could get.
…
Spacious and comfortable private room.
After compensating the car owner, Gaofu Cricket asked someone to clean up the mess on the street. He rested for a while, changed his clothes and came back again.
He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Sarah still sitting inside.
Hehe, he specifically asked the group leader to find a colleague who had a good relationship with her and persuade her to stay.
I have to say that this foreign girl has a unique charm. How can I be content without sleeping with her?
Gaofu Cricket came back and sat down, said a few polite words, and then proposed a toast.
"Come on, ladies and gentlemen, it's not easy to get together, let's have a drink!" Gao Fu Cricket said enthusiastically, raising his glass and clinking it with the group leader, then downing it.
Shu Yan looked at this and changed "了" to "碎" and "饮尽" to "倒头".
So the tall-bellied cricket proposed a toast.
"Come on, ladies and gentlemen, it's not easy to get together, let's have a drink!"
Gaobelly Cricket raised his glass enthusiastically and suddenly slammed it hard into the glass of the group leader.
Bang! The leader's wine glass was smashed into pieces and the wine spilled all over him.
The tall-bellied cricket raised his own glass and poured it all over his head.
Group leader: “….”
Everyone: “….”
"Mr. Gao!"
The wine dripped down, and Gaofu Cricket was stunned.
Sarah's favorability: -20%.
"No... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I-I was just too excited!" Gao Fu Cricket was anxious. He quickly reached up to wipe himself with a towel and then took another towel to help the group leader wipe his clothes.
Shu Yan changed the first towel into woolen feet, changed "take" into "take off", and changed the second towel into woolen socks.
"No... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, I was just too excited!"
As the tall-bellied cricket said this, he took off his shoes, picked up his smelly feet and wiped his head vigorously.
Then he took off his big socks and started to wipe the clothes of the group leader.
The group leader's face froze and he almost fainted from the stench.
“Oh my god…”
"Now I believe he can really jump off a garbage truck..."
“I suddenly want to quit…”
"Hah!! I'm leaving, bye!"
"Mr. Gao!" The group leader was furious: "Are you dissatisfied with my work?"
Gaofu Cricket is her boss, but she also has a temper. Who can stand this kind of behavior?
[After wiping it, Gaofu Cricket froze in horror.
Oh my god, his socks, his shoes, his head, what has he done again?
[Looking at Sarah's uncomfortable look again, Gaofu Cricket felt anxious and angry.
It collapsed, it really collapsed.
He put on his shoes and socks, then ran out of the box in a rage.
Yo, you wanna leave?
Shu Yan raised her eyebrows, stretched out her hand, changed her leg lift to reaching for the table leg, and changed her running to dancing.
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