Chapter 227 Hello, Madman No. 3435
"Hello, madman number 3435~ Meeting is fate, I'm lucky to have met you!"
"Please tell me, what position are you in and what color scalpel do you prefer?"
The old man Yang Kang was typing away, his hands as fast as an octopus (why do I suddenly feel so envious).
Hao Jian was stunned when he saw the news.
"? Are you fucking sick? What scalpel? Get out!"
Hao Jian refused to answer questions and blocked Yang Kang on WeChat.
Shu Yan deleted the rejection.
Hao Jian suddenly told Yang Kang his location and said, "I like green scalpels!"
Yang Kang was ecstatic.
"Someone, get me some green scalpels immediately! I need a full set, all 250 sizes, large, medium, and small!"
"You guys do this surgery yourselves, I'm going to pick up the new girl~"
After Hao Jian blocked Yang Kang, he didn't realize that the wheel of fate, oh no, the gears, were already turning.
He found Yang Tian's profile picture, clicked on it, exchanged a few words with her, then turned over and dozed off, waiting for her to reply.
Fifteen minutes later, no news came, but Yang Kang knocked on the door.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
"? Who is it?"
Hao Jian had been kicked out by USB and was now staying in a temporary hotel he had found. He thought it was a hotel staff member and came out to open the door, cursing.
But he saw a burly and plain-looking old man standing outside the door.
"? Who are you?"
Yang Kang's old eyes gleamed, and he rushed towards Hao Jian with his hands raised. "My dear, I brought your favorite scalpel. Come with me! Bed number 8 in the mental hospital is waiting for you."
"???" Hao Jian was furious: "Who the hell are you? What mental hospital? Did you find the wrong person?"
Yang Kang was shocked and saddened. "You just called me Sweetie...why are you turning your back on me now?"
Hao Jian:?
"What the hell are you doing, Yang Kang? Are you done yet? What on earth do you want from me?"
"I'm looking for you to treat my illness~"
Yang Kang said sincerely, "Stop pretending, stop hiding. I have seen through the madness beneath your mask~"
"My dear, our hospital specializes in treating mental illnesses. With the most advanced medical equipment, the cure rate is as high as 0.0001%! Come with me, ha ha ha ~~~"
Hao Jian: ???
"I think you are the one with a psychopath!"
Bang, he closed the door.
Yang Kang's body trembled, his sharp eyes raised, and after a two-second pause, he slowly uttered two words from his thick but sharp mouth: "Interesting."
He is the genius doctor of the 21st century!
A lone wolf who has been independent all his life, has no friends and is willing to spend his entire life studying science!
Over the past 30 years, we have successfully treated countless crazy people!
but!
Never!
I've seen it! Such a unique psychopath!
He is passionate yet aloof, blistering yet cold! He is like a paranoid, delusional man, cognitively impaired, and cerebellar underdevelopment. He is the epitome of all neurological disorders!
You can only meet such an amazing patient once in your lifetime, and you must never let yourself miss it!
"Good~good~good~"
Hao Jian was eating instant noodles in the house when he suddenly found that his cat's eye had been removed by Yang Kang. Yang Kang's fat lips pressed forcefully against the cat's eye, making an intoxicating sound.
"Are you playing hard to get with me?"
"It was you who seduced me in the beginning, and it's you who is rejecting me now~"
"I even brought your favorite green scalpel. Are you sure you don't want to go for a walk with me?"
“???” Hao Jian was so scared that he dropped his instant noodles and yelled, “Get out——”
"Little darling, you..."
"Are you going to get out of here or not?!" Hao Jian was furious and called Yaoyaoling directly.
Ten minutes later, the police came to the door and finally took Yang Kang away.
Yang Kang's face was filled with grief and anger.
"Let me go, ah, let me go——"
"I'll be back again—"
…
After seeing Yang Kang off, Hao Jian, feeling very angry, went to take a shower and change his clothes.
I opened WeChat, but Yang Tian didn't reply.
He only had seven days, and he really didn't have the time to wait for her. No, he had to find someone else...
Hao Jian found a friend he had a good relationship with in the team and asked him to help talk to the USB team leader and get them to agree that he would not make a public apology.
Shu Yan immediately changed good to bad and friend to enemy.
Hao Jianfa's hand paused as he was sending the message.
Suddenly I want to cause some trouble for myself...
His hand slid through the address book and finally found his number one enemy in the team.
"Hey, are you there? Bro, can you help me? Please ask the team leader for a favor. Can we just settle the matter of me leaking the team information privately?"
The message came back quickly.
"? Hao, who is your brother?"
"You messed up the team like this, and you still have the nerve to ask me to intercede for you? You are worthy of being you, Hao Jian. Your face will never let me down."
Before, Hao Jian relied on his golden finger to look down on his teammates. He had few friends in the team, but he had quite a lot of enemies.
This person had an old grudge against him.
When Hao Jian came to his senses, he was so annoyed. He wanted to withdraw the message but the time was too late, so he simply didn't reply.
However, just because he didn't reply, it didn't mean the other party wouldn't cause trouble. When the enemy saw that he was silent, new and old grudges came to his mind, and he immediately created a small account and posted his two sentences online.
"It's confirmed! Jianshen is guilty and wants to settle things privately with USB. He's slandering USB!"
By the time Hao Jian reacted, the news was already flying everywhere.
USB is eager to clear itself and quickly gain publicity for this news.
Now, except for a small number of die-hard fans, everyone else with eyes can see what is going on.
After all, if he hadn't lied, how could Hao Jian have asked someone to plead with them when he was clearly being mistreated by USB?
The curses were overwhelming.
Hao Jian was completely desperate.
No, why does he always dig holes for himself...
Does he have a split personality? Or is he truly crazy? What should I do...
…
In the end, Hao Jian had no choice but to apologize.
Hao Jian wrote a 400-word Weibo post, explaining in detail the reasons behind his previous incredible performance and stating that he absolutely did not intentionally slander the team, but simply had some misunderstandings about the team.
Shu Yan saw it and continued to work hard, changing 400 to 4 million.
So Hao Jian started writing on Weibo.
As he was writing, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
No, I have already explained it clearly, why can't I help but want to write more?
Why, why, I really want to say more, more, and more!
Hao Jian transformed into a tentacle monster and typed frantically on his phone.
Weibo posts have a character limit, but that didn't bother him.
He wisely chose to type it on the memo, then converted it into pictures and posted them one by one.
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