Chapter 17 Master Yun is Crazy
In the ancestral hall, Master Yun finished praying and held up the tablet high.
Aunt Mei was overjoyed and tried hard to suppress her excitement.
Haha, haha! The Yun family has no collateral branches, and Yun Chun is the patriarch. So as long as the sacrifice is completed and the family tree is revised, she will become the legal wife!
Before she could finish her joy, there was a bang and Aunt Mei turned around subconsciously. Master Yun threw the tablet on the ground, stood up and ran out of the ancestral hall.
"Master? Master?" Aunt Mei was horrified: "Master, you haven't finished your worship yet, where are you going?"
Is he crazy? This is his father's tablet!
......
Cloudy boudoir.
Yunxia, dressed in a soft pink skirt, was acting coquettishly in the Third Prince's arms: "Brother Wei, when you marry me, will you still love me as much as you do now?"
"Of course," the Third Prince lovingly embraced his beloved and kissed her, "Xia'er knows that my brother married Yunxue only because of the power behind her."
"In my heart, my brother's legal wife will always be Xia'er. Don't worry, Xia'er, when you ascend the throne, I will divorce her and let you be the queen who rules the country."
"Oh~" Yunxia's palm-sized face flushed red with embarrassment. She turned around, gathered her clothes, clenched her pink and white fist, and gently punched his chest: "You're so annoying! You, where are you touching?"
"Oh, my little bunny has his own little temper." The third prince smiled dotingly: "Be good, come and sit here by yourself."
"Brother, you are so naughty~"
Yunxia complained in shame and anger, twisting the corners of her clothes with her two tender little hands, and taking steps with her little feet, shyly moving towards him little by little.
Just as they were hugging each other, a servant's frightened voice suddenly rang out from outside: "Master? Master, why are you here?"
"Master, do you want to see the young lady? Master, please stay, please stay, you can't go in!"
The Third Prince and Yunxia were so frightened that they were stunned. Before they could react, Yunchun rushed into the boudoir and rushed in front of the Third Prince.
“Yun, Master Yun…” The Third Prince was anxious. He quickly let go of Yunxia and raised his hands: “Please listen to my explanation. Things are not what you think!”
The next moment, in front of his horrified gaze, Master Yun suddenly grabbed his armpits and lifted him up high!
"Master Yun, what are you doing?"
The third prince was stunned and struggled desperately, but found that he could not defeat Master Yun, who weighed 250 kilograms.
"Ah, Master Yun, are you crazy? Let me down! You are attacking the royal family!"
The third prince roared at the top of his lungs, and finally saw Yun Chun's arms gradually lowered. Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Yun Chun forced him to sit down again, holding him tightly.
Then, Yun Chun knelt down, and his sinful head moved closer to him little by little!
"Yunchun!" The Third Prince was furious and tried to retreat, but it was useless: "What are you doing? What are you doing!"
"Father!" Yunxia was also shocked: "Father, what are you doing to the Third Prince——"
Yun Chun turned a deaf ear and slammed his head down hard.
Normally, if one were to kneel down and kowtow while holding the tablet, one should have kowtowed to the ground. Unfortunately, the spot where he kowtowed happened to be... well, you can imagine that.
"Ah——" A wailing sound, so cruel.
Yunchun raised his head. The Third Prince was about to burst into tears of joy when he was lifted high up again and bowed deeply!
Boom!
"Ah——" Everything was lost.
Boom!
"Ah——" The chicken was destroyed and people died.
After Master Yun finished his worship, the Third Prince collapsed on the ground, without even the strength to move.
"Third Prince!" Master Yun's legs went limp and his face turned pale.
It's over, what on earth did he just do, is he crazy?!
This is the prince!
"Third Prince! I deserve death. I didn't mean it!"
"You old bastard!" The Third Prince raised his hand, trembling with pain, and gave him a soft slap. "You hurt me so badly, and you say you didn't do it on purpose?"
"I didn't mean to... Why did you do that, huh?!"
Shu Yan supported Yun Xue and walked over. Seeing this scene, she applauded in her heart.
Well done! Still a great old man!
Yunxue was in her boudoir just now, and she was the one who urged Yunxue to come and see Yunxia.
No reason, I just want to see the big scene.
Master Yun's face was trembling with anxiety, and he suddenly came up with a brilliant excuse: "Your Highness, this is all because I admire you so much! So, the moment I saw you, I was so overwhelmed with emotion that I couldn't help but kneel down at the foot of your robe!"
What a wonderful reason!
Master Yun was impressed by his own wisdom.
Shu Yan changed her admiration into love.
Master Yun shook his fat flesh and shouted, "Your Highness, this is all because I love you so much! So when I saw you, I was so overwhelmed with emotion that I couldn't help but want to kneel down at the foot of your robe!"
After Master Yun finished speaking, he was petrified.
What is he talking about?
Yun Chun was filled with shock. How could he possibly love the Third Prince? What was he talking about? Had he lost his mind?
Shu Yan moved her fingers and changed "maybe" to "so".
The third prince was immersed in shock and anger.
Love, love?
Is Yunchun crazy?
This damn Yun Chun must be taking revenge on me! He must be unhappy that I kissed him yesterday and is trying to disgust me too!
Damn it—
"Yunchun! I'll give you one last chance. Tell me, why did you do this?!"
But at this moment, only one sentence echoed in Yunchun's heart.
Why does he love the third prince so much?
Why does he love the third prince so much?
He suddenly raised his head, his eyes full of love!
"Third Prince, ah~" He opened his thick lips and cried out softly, "Third Prince, no, Brother Wei~ Xiao Chunchun is speaking from the heart~ Xiao Chunchun really loves you~"
His turbid yellow eyes were squeezed in the fat, and the deep sweetness in his eyes overflowed, finally making the Third Prince vomit and spit in his face.
Yun Chun touched his face blankly, his face full of intoxication: "So, this is the taste of Brother Wei..."
The Third Prince's eyelids fluttered, and he completely collapsed. He suddenly used his hands and feet to frantically crawl out: "Someone, help me, I want to go home, ah, I want to go home——"
"Brother Wei, wait for me~" Yunchun immediately followed him, twisting her fat hips: "Xiaochunchun also wants to go home with you~"
Yunxia stood there blankly.
Is this her father?
Yunxue stood there blankly.
Is this her father?
"Chun Lang!" Aunt Mei ran over and witnessed all this, crying out in extreme heartbreak: "What are you doing, Chun Lang?"
Yun Chun turned a deaf ear and chased after the third prince, shouting.
The third prince howled as he fled from the Yun Mansion, jumped onto his horse at the fastest speed in his life, and ran for his life.
"Gee! Gee! Gee! Run! Run! Run!"
Yun Chun chased out breathlessly, and seeing his fleeing back, he curled up his fat lips and smiled evilly.
"Oh, man, do you think you can get away with this?"
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