Chapter 585 Germs
"Generally, people with mysophobia are unwilling to touch dirty things," said Jiang Yan.
Zhou Wen suddenly understood: "You mean, we have to dirty our own bodies? Then Bai Ze won't be willing to touch us. Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's not a difficult thing. I can prepare in advance and get some soot when I come..."
"That's not true. No matter how dirty we are, it makes no difference to Bai Ze, because it doesn't even need to touch us. It can get rid of us with just one word. If we are too dirty, it might annoy it. It might just chase us down, but seeing how dirty we are, it might just throw us off the cliff and die." Jiang Yan shook his head and said.
"Then what do you mean?" Zhou Wen really couldn't figure out what Jiang Yan meant.
"What I mean is, maybe we can find some way to make Bai Ze unwilling to even look at us, or even say a word to us." Jiang Yan said.
"How is this possible? Even if we get ourselves dirty, it's impossible for it not to even look at us, right? Even if it doesn't want to look at us and closes its eyes, it only needs to say a random word to make us roll down the mountain." No matter how Zhou Wen thought about it, that kind of thing was impossible.
"Of course it's possible. As long as you do as I say, you can definitely do it." Jiang Yan said confidently.
"How to do it?" Zhou Wen asked doubtfully.
"You'll know after reading this." A purple light flashed between Jiang Yan's eyebrows. His body, which was originally unable to move like Zhou Wen's, actually moved, and then he threw a book in front of Zhou Wen.
It only took a moment. After doing all this, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows disappeared, and his body returned to the frozen state.
"If you take a good look at the contents of that comic book, you will know what to do." Jiang Yan said.
Bai Ze obviously had absolute confidence in himself. Although he heard the conversation between Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan and could understand what they were saying, he didn't care at all. He glanced at them with disdain as if they were two fools.
In its opinion, no matter what Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan did, it only needed to say one word to get rid of these two idiots.
Zhou Wen couldn't move his body, but luckily he could still move his mouth, so he blew air at the comic book on the ground, using the airflow to turn the pages.
This was an episode of a comic book, without a beginning or an end. Zhou Wen didn't understand what it meant at first, but after reading it for a while, his expression gradually became strange.
The content of the comic book seems normal, as if there is nothing special about it. Just the pictures seem impossible to have any unbearable content.
Bai Ze lay there, secretly opened one eye, took a look, and when he saw that there seemed to be nothing wrong with the picture, he closed his eyes and continued to rest leisurely.
"Are you sure it's okay to do this?" Zhou Wen asked Jiang Yan with a strange look after reading it.
Jiang Yan said with certainty: "Absolutely."
"If we do this, Bai Ze won't kill us?" Zhou Wen asked again.
"Absolutely not. Your blood will only make it feel that it has defiled its place." Jiang Yan said.
"Wait, what do you mean by I defiled its place? Shouldn't it be us?" Zhou Wen felt something was wrong.
"Awen, this can only be done by you. I can't do it." Jiang Yan said sincerely.
"We are all men. Why can I do it but you can't?" Zhou Wen immediately retorted. He didn't believe Jiang Yan's nonsense.
"Actually, I also have mysophobia, and it's no more serious than Bai Ze's, so I need your help. Otherwise, I can do it myself, and there's no need to bring you here." Jiang Yan continued sincerely, "It is precisely because I also have mysophobia that I know this method will definitely work."
"I don't believe you! We should do it together, but you want me to do it alone? No way." Zhou Wen said gritting his teeth.
"I'm sorry, Awen, I will make it up to you later." Jiang Yan said, and the purple light between his eyebrows lit up again, allowing him to temporarily break free from Bai Ze's immobilizing power.
The next second, Jiang Yan shook his hand and typed out a note, which landed right on top of Zhou Wen's head.
After doing all this, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows dimmed again, and he was immobilized again.
"What are you doing? What is this thing on my head?" Zhou Wen looked up with his eyes slanted, but he couldn't see anything above his head.
"This is an epic companion pet, called the Tianding Paper Man. As long as it lands on your crown, it can control your body. Whatever it does, your body will follow. Don't worry, the Tianding Paper Man controls your body just like a puppet. Your body is still fixed, but it won't affect your ability to perform the desired actions..."
While Jiang Yan was explaining, the paper man on the ceiling stood up by himself. It was a paper man cut out of yellow paper, without a nose or eyes, just a human-shaped paper-cut.
But when it stood on Zhou Wen's head, Zhou Wen's originally immobile body actually moved like a puppet, but it looked very stiff.
"Don't worry, I have someone teach it all the moves. It will be done in one go and completed as quickly as possible. Remember to say your lines..." Jiang Yan closed his eyes. He didn't even want to look at it, nor did he want to imagine the scene.
"No...no..." Zhou Wen opened his eyes wide, but looked down, watching one of his hands pull towards his belt uncontrollably, like lightning.
"Awen, I'm sorry for wronging you. I will compensate you in the future." Jiang Yan closed his eyes with a guilty expression on his face.
But suddenly, Jiang Yan's face changed drastically. He opened his eyes suddenly and glanced sideways, but he did not see Zhou Wen.
The purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows suddenly burst out again, but it was too late. Zhou Wen appeared behind him with a devilish smile on his face. He grabbed the paper man on the ceiling with one hand. The paper man on the ceiling kept struggling in his hand, but could not escape from his palm.
Zhou Wen's other hand had already grabbed Jiang Yan's pants and pulled them down, then he kicked Jiang Yan on the butt. Jiang Yan's pupils suddenly contracted, and he rolled towards Bai Ze with a look of despair on his face.
"Haha, brother Bai Ze, look carefully at the places where that guy rolled, those places have been contaminated by his dirty germs... The wind blowing through there will cause the dirty germs to continue to spread... Soon the entire top of the mountain will be covered with dirty germs... You must never let him roll down the mountain... Wherever he rolls, it will be contaminated by dirty germs..." Zhou Wenzhen said proudly, but suddenly saw a purple whip that wrapped around his legs at some point.
"Ah!" Jiang Yan, who was rolling towards Bai Ze, gritted his teeth and pulled, Zhou Wen's pants tore, his body suddenly fell to the ground, and he also rolled towards Bai Ze.
(End of this chapter)
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