Chapter 53 Kowtow to the Golden Toad
Qi Gu was still walking at the end of the team. The previous things had consumed his energy and made him walk even slower.
But... no one will urge him for this.
There were even strong staff members who expressed their willingness to carry Qi Gu. Qi Gu was very tempted, but when he thought that the scene would be too unbearable to watch, he refused.
Qi Gu ate as he walked, chewing the Wangzai buns until they made a crunching sound, in order to replenish the energy his body consumed.
[Qi Gu, a real new energy product, only consumes a bag of snacks to catch ghosts in one night! 】
[So how do I buy this product? Please give me a link! 】
[I want to buy it too, I’ll sell everything I have to buy it!] 】
[Ah, I just realized it’s almost eleven o’clock. I’m hungry and want to have a midnight snack…but my house doesn’t have an elevator, so the takeaway can only be delivered downstairs]
[I don’t dare go downstairs either…I’ve been holding my pee for two hours]
[Now when I close my eyes, I feel like there are ghosts all around me, and they all want to mess with me]
[Upstairs, is it possible that your feelings are real? I heard that humans have very sensitive senses.]
【devil! Stop talking! 】
[Now that things have come to this, I must get the sachet from Fuai Temple! Draw your swords, gentlemen! 】
Qi Gu... Qi Gu felt that ever since he took out the purple gold gourd and the iron ball, Lin Hanzhi's eyes had been looking at him strangely, a bit like the look he would have when he saw grilled skewers and milk tea, but even more explicit.
What's the meaning?
Do you also want to become my disciple?
Just when Qi Gu was wondering if he should accept Zhu Bajie as his second disciple if the other party really wanted to become his apprentice... Oh no, second disciple.
Lin Hanzhi unscrewed the lid of the sucking jelly and handed it to Qi Gu's lips: "Don't just eat it, drink some too, otherwise you'll choke easily."
He was so attentive that Pubugesang, who was standing beside him, got goosebumps all over his body.
The memory of the dead instantly enveloped Pubugesang's body, reminding him of the scene when he first met Lin Hanzhi.
At that time, when Lin Hanzhi saw him, she glanced him up and down with a look as if he was looking at a treasure. Then... he was assigned to handle sixty cases in one month!
Tears of sadness immediately rolled down from the corners of my eyes.
Mu Xingchen was surprised: "Are you okay? Is it too hard to walk? How about I carry you?"
"It's not hard, but my life is hard." Phub Gesang laughed sadly.
[Uh... Why do I feel like besides Qi Gu, Xiao Haige also has a strong Ban vibe?]
[Don't mention it, don't mention it. I feel like a frustrated worker for some reason, and the one that affected my career was also hilarious.]
[It must be an illusion. After all, employing child labor is illegal! 】
[The kid knows a lot. He even stopped the idiot from walking out of the formation.]
[My life is not as good as the old and not as good as the young]
Seeing that his consolation failed, Mu Xingchen chose to give up.
After all, Pubu Gesang was much smarter than him, but he couldn't even comfort himself, so even if he comforted her, it would be useless.
Thinking of this, Mu Xingchen glanced at Qi Gu behind him, and then saw Brother Lin diligently feeding him jelly. The warning radar in his heart immediately reached its peak.
Lin Hanzhi, a guest, cares about his master more than he does!
If this continues, the master might fall in love with someone else... Oh no, fall in love with another disciple and accept another one instead!
Thinking of this, a sense of crisis surged into Mu Xingchen's heart. He hurriedly shook Pubugesang and said, "Brother, do you have any candy left? Give me some. I will return you a bucket when I get down the mountain."
Pubugesang glared at him and said, "I'm already suffering so much and you still want my candy?"
"The two barrels?"
"…Deal, I want lychee and green apple flavors."
【? Hahahahahahahaha I’m dying of laughter]
[Little brother, you know how to do business]
[Mu Xingchen is probably at the bottom of the list among the guests, both in terms of theoretical knowledge and brains.]
[Isn’t there Lin Hanzhi?] 】
[Have you forgotten that he used medical books to physically exorcise ghosts? He is very powerful.]
[I don't know how Shachuan is doing now]
Maybe it’s a late night snack? 】
What does it mean? 】
[It means to serve as midnight snack for ghosts]
[You...if you don't have a bit of vicious intelligence, I really don't understand.]
[We ghosts are not picky about everything, okay? How rude!]
【? ? ? 】
[Brother, are you serious?] 】
…
"Master, have some candy." Mu Xingchen respectfully placed the lollipop in front of Qi Gu with both hands.
Then he said, "Master, how about I help you get other snacks so that you don't have to work so hard."
Before Qi Gu could respond, Lin Hanzhi glanced at Mu Xingchen coldly and said, "Let me do it. I am about the same pace as him and I have more pockets on my clothes. He can ask me for food anytime he wants. It's more convenient."
"As for you..." Lin Hanzhi glanced from top to bottom, "You only have two pockets, and you walk too fast, so you can't always be with him."
"Yeah, that's right." Mu Xingchen felt that what Lin Hanzhi said was reasonable and well-founded, and he was very convinced.
[I am dying of laughter. I feel like I am in a palace fighting drama. What’s going on? 】
[This program is great. One section is better than the other six. It covers emotional disputes, legal issues, supernatural horror, and everything you want. Now it even includes palace fighting dramas.]
[Who understands, the look in Lin Hanzhi's eyes when she looked at Mu Xingchen really gave her the feeling of a queen looking at a new concubine hahahahahahahaha]
[He talked about how he had so many pockets on his clothes that it was as if he had given Qi Gu several dragon descendants (quietly)]
[Little Muguai, there is nothing for you to do now, go play somewhere else]
[It’s so funny, it really looks like Xiao Mu is easily killed in one episode. Before he died, he didn’t even know who had harmed him.]
[Once you put this setting into context... Gugu is so cute, I can, I am willing to marry Huang Sang, even as a concubine! 】
[I can too!] 】
[Since both sisters are OK, then can I, the younger brother, also be OK?]
[Frightened by the address book]
[Honestly, I feel like I’m very competitive in this field because I’m a chef in a five-star hotel…]
[You are indeed competitive...]
[The chef is the one who can handle foodies]
Just as the audience was nominating the chef as the champion of the track, Lin Hanzhi seemed to see through something and suddenly said to Qi Gu: "I know a lot of restaurants with good food. Let's go eat together after the show is over?"
Qi Gu blinked, looking expectant: "Great."
It just so happens that I haven’t had time to spend the appearance fee that is due to arrive tomorrow!
[…Forget it, I can’t beat him at all]
[He even knows a lot of delicious restaurants, while the chef sisters upstairs only know how to cook one type of cuisine]
Lin Hanzhi didn't know that she had been given the title of "Queen". When she heard Qi Gu's words, she smiled gently, her peach blossom eyes full of smiles, just like peach blossoms falling into a pool of rippling spring water.
It's breathtakingly beautiful.
On the side, Song An, who was given the status of eunuch by the audience, saw that Qi Gu and Lin Hanzhi were gradually slowing down, so he came over to observe their expressions and said, "Master Qi, I think everyone is a little tired, let's stop and rest for a while."
Qi Gu could actually hold on for a while, but looking at Lin Hanzhi with pale lips, he said: "Then take a rest."
You still have to take good care of this weak friend who is in poor health.
Everyone immediately dispersed from the spot, took out blankets from their bags, spread them on the ground, and sat down to eat and rest.
There were also energetic ones, like Mu Xingchen, who walked around under the light and observed the nearby scenery.
Song An still supports the guests to actively explore the environment, and immediately asked the cameraman to follow him.
The dark yellow light above his head flashed under the roots of a towering tree. Mu Xingchen felt as if he had just seen something moving, and turned his head back.
Then I saw that there was a small shrine at the root of the tree. The outside of the shrine was made of green stone, which was very smooth after years of wind and rain. In the shrine sat a majestic statue with a golden body, a luxurious crown on its head, and long strips of cloth hanging on both sides.
"Wow!"
【Wow! 】
[What a gorgeous statue! I feel like if I worship it, it will bless me to make a fortune.]
[Me too, I really want to pay my respects to you]
[Does anyone recognize this statue? Is this the God of Wealth? 】
[It should not be the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth does not look like this]
[Let Qi Gu take a look]
The brilliant gold was reflected in Mu Xingchen's eyes, and then the gold spread little by little in his pupils, soon occupying the entire eye.
Mu Xingchen had a pair of golden eyes, which were dull. He subconsciously took two steps back to leave some space, and then knelt down and worshiped the statue, knocking his head loudly.
The cameraman did not see the statue directly, but only through the lens, so he was not deeply affected. He immediately shouted: "Something happened! Help!"
Qi Gu who just sat down: "..."
He took a deep breath and walked towards the source of the sound.
Then he saw that the person who was in trouble was his own cheap apprentice.
Never mind, he has Huagai in his destiny, so it is indeed more likely for him to run into this kind of thing.
Qi Gu glanced back and forth between the golden statue and Mu Xingchen who was still kowtowing, and he saw the clues. He immediately threatened in a cold voice: "That's enough, stop while you're ahead."
As he finished speaking, Mu Xingchen felt a sense of clarity and actually stopped kowtowing. His pupils, which had been filled with gold, gradually returned to their original color.
"I, what happened to me just now? Hiss... my head hurts!" Mu Xingchen subconsciously looked at the statue, wanting to confirm the details.
The desire to kowtow once again occupied his entire heart.
Seeing that Mu Xingchen started to kowtow again, Qi Gu could no longer bear it, and directly grabbed the golden statue and held it in his palm. The seemingly hard stone statue began to become soft, deformed, and twisted as soon as it entered his hand... and then it turned from a majestic statue into a golden toad.
The golden toad was grabbed by Qi Gu's bulging belly, and did not even dare to struggle. A flattering look appeared on its face, and a majestic middle-aged man's voice uttered: "Master, I am innocent!"
"I really didn't ask him to kowtow to me, but that's my passive skill. Whoever sees me will think that they can get rich by worshipping me, and then they will start to kowtow to me. I can't control it!" Jin Chan said, putting his two claws together and bowing to Qi Gu. "You are a magnanimous person, you will definitely be able to see through everything and clear my name."
[Big Frog, is this Chinese?]
[What a niche text. What does it mean that you want to kowtow to me when you see me? Were you an emperor in your previous life? 】
[No, your passive ability is too advantageous...]
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