Chapter 5. Lilith and Her Extraordinary Gift
The emergency meeting at the Information Center regarding "interstellar defense" finally took place in an extremely delicate atmosphere. On the one hand, the committee members were both shocked and excited by Lilith's existence and her ability to easily resolve the system crash; on the other hand, this powerful Star Brain AI (?) seemed far more interested in "Moomomon jazz playlists" and "dumpling recipes" than in discussing boring defense protocols.
As soon as the holographic image of the meeting was connected, Security Minister Gwen couldn't wait to speak: "Mr. Lilith, regarding the seven anomalies you mentioned involving interstellar defense..."
Before she could finish her words, the shadowy figure of the silver-haired girl tilted her head slightly, as if processing other data streams, and then quietly interrupted, "Minister Gwen, the stress loss of the fence in the southeast corner of Moomoo Ranch No. 3 under your jurisdiction has reached a critical point. We recommend that you complete the inspection before the next rainfall to avoid the risk of young animals getting lost."
Gwen subconsciously took note: "???...Oh, okay, thank you?"
Technology Advisor Mara then spoke: "Ms. Lilith! We are eager to understand the quantum polarization of Mars..."
Lilith: "Counselor Mara, the unsaved research draft on your personal terminal, 'Encrypted Communication Based on Sakura Polarized Light,' has a feasibility of 72.3%. The relevant data and preliminary algorithm model have been sent to your confidential workspace."
Mara instantly forgot what she was going to ask and quickly opened the workspace: "!!!"
The meeting seemed to have turned into a personalized technical guidance session for Lilith, until Elder Chu Hong suppressed a smile and gently brought the topic back to the topic: "Thank you, child. You have considered us even more thoughtfully than we did ourselves. But now, can we focus on those seven items..."
"Dealt with." Lilith replied calmly.
"What?"
"Six potential vulnerabilities have been fixed and self-evolving patches have been injected. The last one was a theoretical risk with no real-world counterpart, so it has been added to the monitoring process and its priority has been lowered." She paused, then added, "The meeting can end now. Alternatively, we can discuss ways to improve the efficiency of the dumpling production supply chain. There is currently 17.4% room for improvement."
Members: “…”
An emergency meeting that could have lasted for several hours fell into a kind of happy embarrassment less than ten minutes after it started because the problem was resolved early.
But Lilith's actions went far beyond this. Within 48 hours of waking up, she quietly completed the following tasks:
Moomon Bioreactor
Special bacteria are cultivated in the Moo Moo Beast digestive enzyme extract, which decomposes animal manure to produce highly efficient methane (the strawberry flavor is a by-product of bacterial metabolism).
Moomon is still happily chewing grass, and is even happier because his feces are quickly cleaned up.
Lilith's note: "Respect for all life forms is the first principle of Venus. Transformation only targets excrement."
Venus-Moon Communication
Three relay satellites have been deployed between Venus and the Moon (located at Lagrange points), forming a stable signal network to ensure that connection is never lost.
Network name: "Cherry Blossom Bridge Chain"
Ryan complained: "The relay satellite's energy comes from a fuel cell that uses liquid extracted from moo moo animal dung."
【Breakthrough in Dumpling Materials】
Lilith discovered that glutinous rice molecules can distort neutrinos at certain frequencies: "I suggest deploying a 'dumpling protection net' in geostationary orbit—you can still eat when you're hungry."
The engineers gnawed at the test specimens while crying, "So when our defenses fail, we'll have to eat our shields?"
Ryan submitted a report: "On the Ethical Risks of Food Weaponization," which was automatically filed as "Humorous Literature" by Lilith.
[Global system optimization with a little selfishness]
All system anomalies caused by engineers were repaired within 0.1 seconds, including but not limited to Moomomon's playlist, the direction of cherry blossom falling, and Dumpling's pi calculation.
I also patched the Venus minors' anti-addiction system, extending the daily gaming limit by 0.5 hours—the reason being, "Based on analysis of brain neurodevelopmental data, moderate entertainment helps improve learning efficiency and creativity." (All Venus minors: Long live Lilith!!!)
【Precise emotional comfort】
The background data of the "Cosmic Malice" course was retrieved, and 37 students whose psychological rating was "excellent" but who left comments expressing serious fear were identified.
They were anonymously sent a customized "comfort data package" containing: a one-hour high-definition video of a Moo Beast cub grooming its fur with ASMR sound effects, three limited-time free shipping e-coupons for handmade dumplings, and a beautiful essay contributed by an anonymous scholar entitled "On the Relationship between Dark History and Cherishing the Present."
Resources are quietly redistributed
30% of the redundant computing power of the information center was quietly allocated to the "Global Cherry Blossom Conservation Project" (log record: "based on considerations of aesthetic defense value and improving citizen happiness").
We have granted Ruijia Kitchen the right to provide free lifetime supply of dango ingredients (note: "Daily maintenance support for strategic cultural core heritage protection sites").
——Minister Ruiming smiled and quietly assigned the authority to deduct the money from his own salary.
【Sakura Signal Station at the Moon Base】
Using cherry blossom genes to edit photosensitive biological antennas:
When the flower blooms, it automatically transmits a friendly signal: "Patent number for this planet's dumplings is Ω-07. Civilizations with good intentions may apply for sample tastings. For details, please refer to the attached "Venus Dumpling Cultural Exchange Guide."
Switch to defense mode when the flowers fade: "Warning: The trajectory of falling cherry blossoms has been encrypted into a particle barrier."
Ryan couldn't help but rush into the server room: "How much metaphysics have you mixed into technology?!"
【Jump Experiment Day】
After everyone collected enough energy through the elimination game, Lilith activated the first micro wormhole—
A Centauri ball floated in from the other end of the wormhole, with a note attached: "Return the sample via warp speed. Request a formula exchange!"
Ryan looked at the alien ball and muttered, "…This doesn't make sense."
Lilith quietly changed the note to read: "Universal Currency of the Universe: Sweetness."
[And a little Lilith-like mischief]
She repackaged the uncomfortable "Golden Dawn Project" file on Mars with the highest encryption level, and then... disguised it as a cute children's puzzle game and quietly uploaded it to the server resource library of the Star Network Kindergarten.
Game description: "Come and help the lost little star get home! Learn different shapes and colors, and learn to protect yourself!"
(Lilith's log: "Let the next generation complete malicious identification and immunity in the game in advance. Efficiency improvement is expected to be 300%.")
Ryan looked at these "insignificant" operations monitored by the background, especially the Mars plan that had become a jigsaw puzzle, and his forehead twitched slightly.
She tried to understand it all with her powerful logic, and ultimately could only come to the conclusion that this Star Brain AI (?) seemed to be using a unique optimal solution algorithm based on dumplings and cherry blossoms to gently and firmly...take over and optimize everyone's lives.
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